16 Works by buthowboutno
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And They Were Lab Partners by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Sighing deeply, you reached for your textbook when you saw a… metal claw inching towards it? You would’ve fully believed that you were hallucinating if you didn’t watch the claw snatch your textbook right from underneath your hands.
“Hey, I need that!” you yelled. You followed along the arm of the claw before your eyes came to focus on a dark figure in a purple hoodie. You seemed to have spooked the figure for a moment. They froze, simply just staring at you for five seconds until they turned around and started sprinting from you.
God, you were tired. But there was no way in hell that you were about to find yourself a victim of some engineering frat’s antics.
Ain’t no way.
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In other words,
How two geeks take a year to fall in love (and do cool science things in the in between.)
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- Part 2 of And They Were Lab Partners
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The Night That Never Happened by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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“I’m in love with you!” Donnie said abruptly, words leaving his mouth like it pained him, “We can’t– you have to know– I don’t–”
“I love you… too?” you said, drawing your face back from his neck so you could look him in the eyes. You were torn between melting into goo in Donnie’s hands and saying something snarky that would undoubtedly get you dropped.
His eyebrows furrowed, “Why did you say that like a question?”
“I only just figured it out! Give me a fucking second,” you argued.
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Alternate ending to chapter 30 of "And They Were Lab Partners", can be read as a stand-alone oneshot
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- Part 5 of And They Were Lab Partners
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ATWLP: The Snippets by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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This is essentially just the collection of all the ficlets I've been posting on tumblr for the "And They Were Lab Partner's" Universe. They're not /super/ necessary to read for the plot of the story, but I wanted to make a way to access them that /wasn't/ scrolling through the deep abyss that is my page.
So if this is your first time reading these, enjoy! If this is your second go around, definitely expect more to be posted <3
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- Part 3 of And They Were Lab Partners
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Days of a Past Future by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
06 Oct 2024
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“I knew you in another timeline!” Casey interrupted, covering his mouth with his hands right after he said it as if it was a compulsion rather than a choice he made.
You and Donnie spoke at the same time.
“Me?”
“Duh.”
You stared at Donnie with an incredulous look, “The fuck do you mean, ‘duh’?”
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Companion piece to "And They Were Lab Partners"
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- Part 8 of And They Were Lab Partners
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He Called Them Sweets by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
16 Sep 2024
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“Holy shit, it's you!” you exclaimed. Donnie and Leo looked at you confused. You sighed, raising your hand to show your prosthetics. “Five years ago at Metro Tower, you saved my ass from a Kraang Zombie.”
Realization dawned on Leo’s face. Donnie just looked even more confused.
“You were the kid on the sixth floor,” Leo said. His eyes looked cloudy for a minute, but he quickly snapped out of it.
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Prequel to "And They Were Lab Partners."
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- Part 1 of And They Were Lab Partners
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Spring Fever by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
26 Nov 2023
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Donnie put off addressing his "season" for too long. He's not happy about it.
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Placed in between chapter 23 and 24 of "And They Were Lab Partners"!
***NOW WITH ART FROM AXIL (@ShiftandShade on tumblr <333)
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- Part 4 of And They Were Lab Partners
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the hip bone's connected to... by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
19 May 2023
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So why did you invite Donnie over to your dorm to do one last review for your exam?
…Probably clinical insanity, if you had to choose a diagnosis. Turtle dick induced psychosis with a 'hey, wanna come over' presentation. 'Multiple screaming orgasms' madness. 'Unfairly expert mouth prompted manic episode.
At the end of the day, Donnie really was the top student in your class. It would’ve been insanity to not invite him over.
You were steadfast in your goal to just get this study session over with and to kick Donnie out as fast as possible, no tomfoolery involved.
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And They Were Thick Thighed Lab Partners by buthowboutno, morning_sun
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
01 Apr 2023
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“Still with me, darling?”
“Hnnn…”
Donnie chuckles, pecking kisses over your jaw, and eventually your senses return enough to nuzzle against him.
“You’re an animal,” you murmur, and in response Donnie nips at your chin.
“Love, you have no idea,” He says, a churr escaping his throat at the words.
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Get That Goon by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
07 Mar 2023
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“Surprise!” Leo said, jumping down and tackling the goon.
Goon was surprisingly agile, hurling themself forward and throwing Leo off of them. They scrambled to their feet and attempted to hit the panic button next to the door, but Leo flung a knife to just barely graze at their skin to stop them.
“Now, I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Leo said, twirling another knife in his hand. The weight of his glocks grew heavier at his sides as they went unused, but this goon was awfully… cute.
(Leo hated to ruin a pretty face for no reason.)
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Going Down, Down (In an Earlier Round) by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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“I do offer my apologies for such an idiotic professor, you’d have to truly be a dum-dum to not see the genius that was right in front of him,” he said. Donnie dragged his hands down your sides, settling right where your torso meets the top of your thighs, “Is there anything I can do to… sooth your sorrows?”
He hooked a thumb into your waistband. Donnie just held it there, looking up at you while wiggling his eyebrows.
You looked down at him, unimpressed.
“Academic shit talk? That does it for you?” you asked.
“Is that even a question?” Donnie scoffed, “You’re also wearing very short shorts, which is about 85% the cause for my proposition.”
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Alternatively, Five times Donnie goes down on Reader and one time Reader goes down on Donnie.
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- Part 7 of And They Were Lab Partners
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Reassuring (And Reaffirming) by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
21 Jan 2023
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“Darling, I’m really afraid I have to handle this before our hangout,” Donnie said, looking sheepish. He grazed his fingers over your hand, taking hold of it and pressing a kiss to the back of it. He looked up at you with an apologetic expression, “Forgive me? I promise to make it up to you later.”
His touch sent tingles all the way up your spine, making you feel all gooey inside. You wondered if Donnie knew he had that effect on you, considering all the small touches he made a point to bestow upon you at all times.
You pouted your lip at him, but he just squeezed your hand, “It won’t take more than 30 minutes, I promise.”
You sighed, hopping off the desk, “Fine, but only because you’re cute and I have stuff to work on anyways.”
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Pudge 'Preciation by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
07 Dec 2022
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Donnie came up behind you. He rested his chin on the top of your head, slumping into you.
“Ah, my overworked sweet. Ambitious of me to assume that assignments would ease off for our venture,” Donnie said dramatically. You tilted your head back for an upside-down kiss. Donnie leaned into it, his hands coming down to feel up your sides. He stilled from your kiss as his hands brushed over that little bit of pudge that spilled over from your shorts.
Donnie pulled away from the kiss fully. He gently pinched at the flesh that hung over just above your waistband. Your stomach tensed at the ticklish sensation.
“Hey, hands off the pudge, mister.” You batted his hand away.
“Ah, but you see,” Donnie said, “squish.” He nuzzled into your neck, attempting to get his hands fully on your stomach.
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- Part 6 of And They Were Lab Partners
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Effects of Biting 101 by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Jul 2022
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In which Peter gets a hands-on demonstration how biting turns people on. And then they fuck.
Obviously.
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Based on Ikimaru's Klancetober prompts. I will attempt to update every day. Prompts will range from oneshots to drabbles in a variety of universes.
I can write I swear.
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Practice writing prompts featuring Team Voltron. Probably Soft. Probably Gay. Chapters may range from drabbles to more fleshed out one-shots.
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cuddles and sketches make the world go round by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
17 Aug 2018
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Keith is having Feelings. The team is Bonding. There is much cuddling to be had. Lance and Allura are over there being Straight.
Lance is lowkey haveing Gay Feelings but no homo bro. Many Frozen references (I'm sorry.)