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And They Were Lab Partners by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Sighing deeply, you reached for your textbook when you saw a… metal claw inching towards it? You would’ve fully believed that you were hallucinating if you didn’t watch the claw snatch your textbook right from underneath your hands.
“Hey, I need that!” you yelled. You followed along the arm of the claw before your eyes came to focus on a dark figure in a purple hoodie. You seemed to have spooked the figure for a moment. They froze, simply just staring at you for five seconds until they turned around and started sprinting from you.
God, you were tired. But there was no way in hell that you were about to find yourself a victim of some engineering frat’s antics.
Ain’t no way.
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In other words,
How two geeks take a year to fall in love (and do cool science things in the in between.)
Series
- Part 2 of And They Were Lab Partners
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The Night That Never Happened by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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“I’m in love with you!” Donnie said abruptly, words leaving his mouth like it pained him, “We can’t– you have to know– I don’t–”
“I love you… too?” you said, drawing your face back from his neck so you could look him in the eyes. You were torn between melting into goo in Donnie’s hands and saying something snarky that would undoubtedly get you dropped.
His eyebrows furrowed, “Why did you say that like a question?”
“I only just figured it out! Give me a fucking second,” you argued.
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Alternate ending to chapter 30 of "And They Were Lab Partners", can be read as a stand-alone oneshot
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- Part 5 of And They Were Lab Partners
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ATWLP: The Snippets by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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This is essentially just the collection of all the ficlets I've been posting on tumblr for the "And They Were Lab Partner's" Universe. They're not /super/ necessary to read for the plot of the story, but I wanted to make a way to access them that /wasn't/ scrolling through the deep abyss that is my page.
So if this is your first time reading these, enjoy! If this is your second go around, definitely expect more to be posted <3
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- Part 3 of And They Were Lab Partners
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Days of a Past Future by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
06 Oct 2024
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“I knew you in another timeline!” Casey interrupted, covering his mouth with his hands right after he said it as if it was a compulsion rather than a choice he made.
You and Donnie spoke at the same time.
“Me?”
“Duh.”
You stared at Donnie with an incredulous look, “The fuck do you mean, ‘duh’?”
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Companion piece to "And They Were Lab Partners"
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- Part 8 of And They Were Lab Partners
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He Called Them Sweets by buthowboutno
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
16 Sep 2024
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“Holy shit, it's you!” you exclaimed. Donnie and Leo looked at you confused. You sighed, raising your hand to show your prosthetics. “Five years ago at Metro Tower, you saved my ass from a Kraang Zombie.”
Realization dawned on Leo’s face. Donnie just looked even more confused.
“You were the kid on the sixth floor,” Leo said. His eyes looked cloudy for a minute, but he quickly snapped out of it.
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Prequel to "And They Were Lab Partners."
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- Part 1 of And They Were Lab Partners
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And They Were Lab Partners by buthowboutno
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Spideypool Studies (With an Intimacy Concentration) by buthowboutno
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Jul 2022
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One-shots of Deadpool and Spidey getting in on and learning from each other.
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- 2,265
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Bookmarked by buthowboutno
26 Mar 2026
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hello fellow harvey simps
A collection of all Harvey/Farmer works by @red_space_ace (aka Kel.) All fics are unrelated unless otherwise specified.
(yes I do essentially write the same fic over and over again. what can i say i am a simple woman with simple wants)
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Bookmarked by buthowboutno
21 Mar 2026
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Harvey had never been held like this—cherished like this. The farmer was warm, and welcoming, and her hands had driven him-half mad last night.
But this morning was different. This morning, it was slow and sweet. Her hand cradled his face as if he deserved her touch.
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In which love is made and Harvey is treated exactly as he deserves. (Gently, tenderly, heartbreakingly softly.)Series
- Part 8 of Kel’s Harvey/Farmer Works
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i can be your lover in the storm (if you would let me) by nerdylizj
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
15 May 2025
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Jinshi believes that there is no further mystery to solve between them, that he can hold the truth of their desires in his hands and taste it in her kiss.
Maomao, as she so often does, proves Jinshi wrong.
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- Part 2 of you take my hand like there's a way out
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- English
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03 Jan 2026
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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- English
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- 138,368
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Bookmarked by buthowboutno
21 Oct 2025