18 Bookmarks by calibine
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Falling Together, Coming Apart by BusCaKE for LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
05 Jun 2026
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Suddenly facing a possible eternity without Helen, Madeline navigates past regrets and present desires as she comes to terms with her new realization: the one person she spent her life despising is in fact the one Person she truly loved all along.
From the night Madeline’s dead heart started beating again, through the beginning of forever, this is a love story between two very different women who turned out to be each other’s Person — if not in life then most certainly in death.
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The one where Helen finds Madeline’s detachable head quite “handy”
Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
05 Jun 2026
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resurrection by N1ghtWr1ter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Sep 2022
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The Ninth House needs an heir. A little bit of flesh magic later, and its cavalier primary is set up to provide.
And then the Reverend Daughter manages to *ruin sex.*
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It's probably easier for them to not be in the same room, at least for a while.
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Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
26 Jul 2025
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Andy surprises Miranda at work.
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Deborah Vance is the greatest of all time. Ava can barely keep it together when they’re in the same room. Her skin hums when Deborah brushes past her, like she’s been caught in a low-grade electrical storm. Her thoughts trip over themselves, spiraling into places she shouldn’t go.
She has to do something. Say, change anything. Or she’s going to implode from the longing alone.
Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
05 Jun 2025
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“Seven times?” Deborah drops the pillow, staring at Ava in disbelief. “Oh fuck off, Ava, even if those basketball hands were battery operated you couldn’t—”
“Okay so first of all,” Ava interrupts, raising one finger right in front of Deborah’s face, “I have a lot more tools at my disposal than my freakishly long fingers, which, by the way, no one has ever complained about.”
or, the one where Deborah is skeptical, Ava has a reputation to maintain, and things get out of hand.
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Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
03 Jun 2025
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After one year apart, they see each other for the first time.
Somehow, makeup always gets in the way.
And by makeup I mean Deborah.
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Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
28 May 2025
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“I told her nipple piercings are for strippers or perverts and she’d have to wait until she turned 18.”
“So which am I?”
Deborah pulls her gaze away from the tv screen, apparently confused by the question. “What do you mean?”
“Am I a stripper or a pervert?”
OR: Deborah finds out Ava has her nipples pierced
Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
27 May 2025
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Deborah fucks around and Marty finds out.
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27 May 2025
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“Say it,” Rio whispered, hand still tangled in her hair. “Tell me what you are.”
“I’m—” Agatha gasped, eyes fluttering. “I’m your filthy little slut.”
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Agatha intentionally makes Rio Jealous (She gets what she hoped for)
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i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“And where would I do that, moron?”
“I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”
“You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”
Well, when she puts it like that.
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Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.
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- Part 1 of slide away
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a love that's so demanding, i can't speak by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
07 Jan 2025
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When the tip of the knife leaves the edge of Rio’s palm, Agatha takes her finger and runs it against the wound. “How does it feel?” she asks.
“Tingly,” Rio whispers. “High-pitched. Mesmerizing. May I kiss you?”
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OR, Agatha starts to experiment with what Rio’s physical limits may consist of. (The answer: there really aren’t any.)
Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
06 Apr 2025
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Precious Things by BlushingTeddy
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, WandaVision (TV)
13 Nov 2024
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Rio visits Westview soon after The Hex comes down and finds Agnes O'Conner in Agatha's stead. She must team up with an unlikely ally to help get her wife back and confront the past to make sense of the future ahead.
Agathario x unlikely BFFs Rio/Sharon Davis in the most canon-compliant way I could muster...
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Death Trials Poison by thesupercw
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Dec 2024
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“Agatha.” She whispered, pulling the collar of the woman’s shirt towards her face with a balled fist. “Something is happening to me.”
Agatha smirked, meeting Rio’s gaze with an amused expression. “Something happening as in, do you feel like the drink is starting to hit?”
“I don’t know. How would I know? What is this?” Rio rambled as she released the shirt, leaning herself backwards with her hands resting on the end of the tabletop. Her eyeballs had a look of ferality to them, a glimmer of chaos and energy lurking beneath them as she felt the heavily distilled drink course through her veins with a tangible vibration.
AKA: Agatha has tried several different ways to get Death drunk, and she ends up finally finding a way for it to work and Rio gets to learn firsthand how this human concept works.
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Based off a tweet I saw that questioned if Rio could get drunk, or if alcohol just tasted like spicy water. -
River of Life by LesbihonestGuys
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Nov 2024
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“A gift?” She repeated, stepping forward. The dead witch’s protests were easily ignored now; Death’s only focus was Agatha. Agatha, smiling at her brightly, eyes as bright and wild as her hair.
“A gift. For you,” Agatha revealed, taking her own step forward. Her lips trembled slightly, maybe from the cold or maybe from her nerves, Death does not know. But what she does know is Agatha just killed someone for her.
“Me?” Death breathed out, eyes wide and completely hypnotised by the beautiful gesture done for her.
Agatha attempted to step even closer but realised this was as close as she could get. The tip of her nose was just inches away from Death’s, the proximity immediately causing a shiver to run up her spine. “For you…my love,” she breathed out in confession, eager for Death’s reaction.
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Death is a simp and Agatha kills witches to court her.
(So also a simp)
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- Part 1 of Simpy Rio & Stubborn Agatha
Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
09 Feb 2025
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even the minotaur dreams by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jan 2025
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Everything about Agatha is fascinating—and it really shouldn’t be, considering the fact that Death has borne witness to countless lives across time from beginning to end. But there’s something rich and raw in the way that Agatha moves through the world, a heady, almost carnal enjoyment filling every indulgent aspect of life that she chooses to engage in. Even in the most mundane moments, Agatha’s enthralling.
Death can’t look away from her.
Agatha sits at a tavern and slyly flirts with the innkeeper’s daughter over a tankard of ale and a plate of carrot and potato stew—Death is a literal fly on the fucking wall.
Agatha lures a witch—or two, or three—off into the woods and goads them into attacking her? Death arrives early to watch the show.
Agatha goes to bathe in a nearby river, dark hair loosed from its typical braid, body glistening wetly, showcasing every minute movement of muscle beneath her soft, supple skin—well.
All of a sudden, Death is fixated on the day-to-day details of mortal existence.
Agatha, Agatha, Agatha.
If Death had a heart, it would probably beat itself in the triplicate rhythm of her name.
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A take on Rio and Agatha's backstory.
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“You keep my flowers,” Rio turns the journal. It overflows with pressed flora, the name of each specimen marked in Agatha’s lettering. A collection of lilies and violets, even the modest dandelion, carefully arranged over the wheaten pages. “I didn’t know,” her voice softens into a whisper.
“What a terrible lover I’d be, tossing away a maiden’s gifts,” Agatha croons and curls a strand of wild hair around her finger. She’s never as fond of her name as the moment it falls from Rio’s tongue.
“Your lovers end up in coffins, Agatha,”
“Curious,” she points at Death, “Did you know I’ve been dreaming of the pretty grave your bones would make?”
Death laughs at that and Agatha’s face is warmed by a grin. Rio leans over her like a shadow looming and Agatha purses her lips, but instead of getting a kiss, a finger taps her nose.
“I mourn the day a knife cuts your tongue, my witch,” Death murmurs to her.
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i don't want to think about you (but i do, i do, i do) by thiswildernessismyhome
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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Agatha knows that she shouldn't. Her trial is waiting on the other side of the door; there’s no good reason to stay in this tiny room with Rio, playing out the same old games, ending up, inevitably, in the same place she always ends up with her.
Except… her trial is waiting on the other side of the door. And Rio is here, as striking as she’s always been, body warm against her, thigh pressing into her like a promise.
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Agatha and Rio find a bedroom in the cabin. The bedroom has a door.
The door locks.
Bookmarked by schrodingerspuss (calibine)
22 Dec 2024
