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- Original Work (3)
- Homestuck (3)
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- Hetalia (Anime & Manga) (2)
- Deltarune (Video Game) (2)
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Dirk Strider moves in with his best friend and secret crush Caliborn after his bf died in afganistan going to war and then one night caliborn gets drunk and then....find out!!!
(Or: Retelling of House of Gold I took way to seriously and now have to live with)
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Konrad may be muscular, strong, and bigger than Damivah ever could be, but the man is pure of heart, unable to do harm. At least, that's what Damivah considers to be the truth.
After noticing something almost horrifying, Konrad attempts to confront Damivah. Damivah comes to realize that his thoughts may have been wrong all along.
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Burger King, Lady and the Tramp, and International Love: A Life by canadophile
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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A new Burger King has sprung up in a small Siberian town. Ivan has decided to check it out, but he decides to bring a "friend". That "friend" is Tolys. Cue weird scenario.
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- Part 4 of the burger eating installments
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Francis is facing the fact that his empire is soon to fall, while Arthur is facing the fact that he might get the upper hand for once. Arthur is not the best person to give that kind of ego boost.
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this git cracks... plants? by bananaboye12, osteonecrosis (canadophile) for cmdcmd
Fandoms: OFF (Game)
17 Nov 2025
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this was written after friend of ours introduced us to off for the first time. and we played the game and read it outloud it was very fun. Ok thnks
something serious is coming soon eye emoji
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the burger eating installments by bananaboye12, canadophile
Fandom Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Homestuck, Original Work
24 Nov 2025
- Words:
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- 4
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jesus x obama by bananaboye12, canadophile, lovelinkz, orphan_account, osteonecrosis (canadophile), snokat007
Fandom Among Us (Video Game), Christian Bible, House GC, Original Work, Political RPF, your mom lmao
17 Nov 2024
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is this as good as it gets? by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
31 Mar 2024
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She swallowed the burn – must have breathed in wrong earlier – and kept smoothing over the cushion. An iron would get those creases out, make it look all nice for Kent’s return. He would want the house to look nice, know that his family was doing okay – not too okay, not as if they no longer needed him, but coping.
Jodi was coping.
Jodi receives the call confirming Kent's return home. She quickly prepares for the next part of her life.
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26 Jan 2026
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"France noted all of it with exhilaration and pride. An instinctual part of himself - the part that was not a person but a nation born to conquer and rule - took great pleasure in this.
Tonight, for as long as they allowed it, they were both his."
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02 Jan 2026
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Two constant truths: world conferences will be boring, and François' hands will wander.
Wait, one more: bathroom breaks are a godsend.
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- English
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- 4,590
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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28 Dec 2025
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i know not one thing about golf. sorry. by cmdcmd for canadophile
Fandoms: colepocalypse, demo - Fandom
09 Nov 2025
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Divorced, Ethan lives a menial existence, coparenting Rose with Mia. Life sets itself in a routine that he can live with, and he expects little change. It comes anyway when he meets a mysterious, handsome stranger.
Bookmarked by canadophile
09 Feb 2025