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After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.
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26 Jun 2026
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The Canine Defense Doctrine (In Your Arms I’d Start a War) by sullacat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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"Anya," Shane said. The firm voice. The one that meant sit, wait, leave it. "Easy."
She did not sit.
She did not leave it.
She knew what leave it meant. She had left many things in her life—shoes, food on low tables, interesting dead things on walks, and she had done so because the rules were the rules and she was a creature who respected them. This was different. Leave it applied to objects.
This was a breach of territory. This was a matter of pack safety.
The rules, she felt certain, had not accounted for this.
Post-TLG: Five times Anya battled to protect her pack, and one time she simply stood watch (like the good girl she is).
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- Part 1 of The Anya Chronicles
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25 Jun 2026
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Rose Landry Is My Fairy Godmother by writingfor001
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jun 2026
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"She's my fairy godmother," Shane says, loud enough for Ilya to hear, as he stares at himself in the mirror.
There's a long, long pause. Then Ilya laughs loudly, a genuine burst of surprise that reverberates off the doorway. "Very funny, Hollander. And you are my cute little house elf. What does that make me?"
Vibes: Ella Enchanted meets Heated Rivalry
50% crack, 50% fix it fic, 100% magical alternative coming out story. 🧚♀️ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo
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25 Jun 2026
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true blue by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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"He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"
"You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.
"Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."
Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.
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23 Jun 2026
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curiosity killed the cat by sunandseas for springpearl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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...and satisfaction brought it back.
Ilya looks down at himself, and where he expects to see the fit body of a hockey player, he sees fur. He tries to push himself up, heart pounding in his ears, but he can’t get his feet--paws under him, his gravity feels off, his head spins, and he squeezes his eyes shut, this can’t be real he thinks.
He wills himself to actually wake up, thinking this must be some weird fucked up dream, but when he opens his eyes again, he’s still looking down at paws. His paws, fuck, he has paws.
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Or, Ilya gets turned into a cat--it's a mostly miserable experience for everyone (him).
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23 Jun 2026
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All Alone In Our Own Universe by songstress
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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When Shane Hollander wakes up in a world that never invented hockey, the only other person who remembers is Ilya Rozanov.
(Set in August 2012 – a year and a half after their last hookup, during the flirtatious-texts montage.)
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23 Jun 2026
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The Art of Spoiling Ilya Rozanov by CorCordium11
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Growing up, Ilya had learned that wanting things made him a burden. Shane had made it his personal mission to prove the exact opposite. So yes, technically Ilya could buy anything he wanted. But he rarely got the opportunity.
Because somehow, impossibly, Shane always got there first.Or
Ilya Rozanov is Spoiled and Pampered by his husband.
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21 Jun 2026
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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19 Jun 2026
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Familiars don't get like this unless something has gone very, very wrong with their witch.
Shane swallows. That complicates things. "Okay," he murmurs, more to himself than the wolf. "I can't treat you out here."
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Shane is a witch living alone in the forest. He finds Ilya, a Familiar, who decides he does not want to leave. It might be a formula for disaster, but Shane's always been quite good with those.Series
- Part 4 of hollanov aus
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16 Jun 2026
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never believe it's not so (it's magic) by paytonrambles
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Mar 2026
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"The cat has long, mostly black fur with a white patch on its fluffy chest. An abundance of long white whiskers adorn its cheeks and brows. The cat draws in panicked breaths as it looks up at Ilya.
And—wait a minute. Ilya knows those eyes. Those eyes are as familiar to him as his own, even with newly slitted pupils. And the fur? Ilya has no doubt it’s an exact match to the straight black locks that normally sit atop Shane’s head. Well—normally only on Shane’s head. And, well, a few other places too, but that was a thought for when Shane wasn’t a cat.
Or, Shane gets cursed and turns into a cat in Ilya's Boston apartment.
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13 Jun 2026
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You and Me and the Great Big Tree by writingfor001
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya's life over the years, under the great big tree at the edge of the lake by the cottage.
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12 Jun 2026
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It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time.
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10 Jun 2026
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Don't Feed Me (I will come back) by Captain Grayson (Ada_Parker)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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It’s the most famous cold case in hockey history. Up-and-coming Russian phenom Ilya Rozanov mysteriously vanishes the summer before his rookie season. Despite extensive police work, no trace of the young superstar is ever found.
Shane Hollander remembers Ilya Rozanov. Better than most. And now, several years retired and with two highly successful hockey biographies under his belt, he’s taking a crack at the mystery that’s haunted his own career with strings of what-ifs and memories revisited so often they’ve softened like old cotton.
Perhaps now, with the long eye of perspective between him and those memories, he can unravel the short lifetime of the man poised to become his biggest rival and best kept secret. Travelling to Russia he searches for stories and the answers they hold.
If only this damn dog that’s apparently a local cryptid would stop raiding his trash cans.
It has wandered this place for years. It knows every stream, every hill, every tree. Every pale, flat face in the place of straight lines. It does not know this face.But it remembers dark eyes and star-dots across the cheeks.
It cannot remember its own name.But it remembers him.
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08 Jun 2026
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On June 24th, 2022, during game seven of the Stanley Cup finals, Ilya Rozanov takes a skate blade to the thigh and bleeds out on the ice.
The next morning, Shane wakes up in his husband's arms. It's June 24th again, and Ilya is still alive.
Now Shane just needs to figure out how to keep him that way.
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Or: Shane gets stuck in a time loop.
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- Part 15 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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06 Jun 2026
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Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations.
And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.
But.
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- Part 5 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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06 Jun 2026
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When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."
“Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.
Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."
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Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.
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- Part 12 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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06 Jun 2026
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A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.
A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?
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- Part 2 of message sent to seller
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02 Jun 2026
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Midnight, Finally by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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There’s a Russian tradition: write your deepest wish on paper, burn it at midnight, swallow the ashes in champagne. For ten years, Ilya Rozanov has written the same name. This New Year’s Eve, with his husband in his arms, he has nothing left to wish for.
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27 May 2026
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
Shane
So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
Katie
Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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27 May 2026
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“That’s the thing,” Shane says, taking his glasses off and propping them on his forehead. It’s novel enough, and sexy enough, that Ilya lets the action pass without comment, even though he really prefers the glasses in their proper spot on Shane’s face. “I don’t think you should get anyone. Like, a housekeeper, or anything.”
Ilya can't tear his eyes away from the glasses. "What?"
"I don't think you should get a housekeeper in Ottawa," Shane says again. "For privacy's sake."
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Or: Shane and Ilya get rid of their housekeepers as part of their plan to keep their relationship secret. Ilya discovers that keeping a house clean is easier said than done.
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- Part 24 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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26 May 2026