captainhowdyt
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- Milo Murphy's Law (7)
- Gravity Falls (4)
- Phineas and Ferb (3)
- MASH (TV) (1)
- Deltarune (Video Game) (1)
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Stan gets beat up near his childhood home only a few months after being kicked out.
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- Part 3 of Howdy's Gravity Falls One-Shots
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Kris plays the piano for 8 minutes.
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The theme song for the 9pm show began playing, and Stan returned his attention to the screen.
M*A*S*H
Better than silence.(Feb 3, 2026) NOTE: Currently being edited and expanded in preparation for finally posting the last chapter,
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(I'm not living
I'm just killing time)Series
- Part 1 of Howdy's Songfics
- Part 1 of Howdy's Gravity Falls One-Shots
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(I wanna new face right now and I want it bad.
I wanna new body that's strong, I'm a butchered cow.)Series
- Part 2 of Howdy's Songfics
- Part 2 of Howdy's Gravity Falls One-Shots
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Howdy's Dwampyverse One-Shots by captainhowdyt
Fandom Milo Murphy's Law, Phineas and Ferb
13 Oct 2021
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Whenever John is injured during missions, it always goes the same way when he gets back. The team expresses concern and offers to help. He says he's fine and limps off to the medbay without another word. If they persist and try to help, he pushes them away and snaps at them until they leave.
But Bob hadn't tried yet. And Bob wanted to help.
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12 Oct 2026
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Bleeding, Breathing by disaster gay bob (sugarxskies)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jul 2025
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“Is there anything I can do?” asked Bob. Ava shook her head, her braid dragging across her shoulder. Bob shifted uncomfortably, glanced in the direction of the bandages. It was fine. He could just bleed out or whatever. “Okay. Sorry I interrupted; I’ll just go back to… the right floor.”
“Bob.” He stopped just short of pressing the elevator button. Bob took a deep breath and dropped his gaze to the floor when Ava said, “I can see you’re bleeding. It’s dripping off your pinky. You want to tell me what happened?”
Bob sneaks into the med bay late at night. There, he finds he's not the only one in pain.
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29 Sep 2026
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Just Do the Thing by disaster gay bob (sugarxskies)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 May 2025
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One day, tired of the arguments and tired of always doing the dishes, Bucky proposed a solution: everyone would be responsible for doing the dishes on one day of the week. It was a simple answer to a simple problem that worked for everyone.
Except Bob.
The dishes were a big thing for Bob.
On Tuesday, Bob is supposed to wash the dishes. On Tuesday, Bob does not wash the dishes.
Or: Five times Bob could not finish the dishes and one time he did.
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28 Sep 2026
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Names Unspoken by disaster gay bob (sugarxskies)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Jul 2022
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“What’s your real name?” asked MJ. “I mean, Doctor Strange? It’s a little on the nose, don’t you think?”
“And yet it is my real name,” Stephen grumbled.
“Yeah, yeah, I made that mistake too. Sorry. Can we start over?” Peter took a deep breath. “Hi, Mr. Strange. These are my friends, Ned and MJ. Ned and MJ, this is Doctor S— St— Ste— Doctor Strange.”
“That’s Stephen, to be clear. Stephen Strange. Not ‘S— St— Ste—’ Strange.”
After realizing that Peter has an inexplicable aversion to saying his first name, Stephen becomes determined to figure out why and ends up learning more than he bargained for.
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23 Sep 2026
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Still Bright, Still Broken by disaster gay bob (sugarxskies)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2025
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“I’m psychotic. You know I’m psychotic. You’ve known that.” It was true, Yelena had known that, but she was shocked that Bob actually said the words he’d avoided for so long. “You’ve all known for months. Why are you mad at me for it now?”
“Bob, I’m not mad.” She sounded a little mad, admittedly, but it was because she was irritated. Because it was impossible to talk to him about something that was so damn important. “I’m not mad at you, okay? I just want to understand what you’re going through so that I can help you.”
“I don’t need help. I don’t want your help.”
Bob, in the midst of an undiagnosed manic episode, decides to get his GED. Ava and Yelena join him.
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23 Sep 2026