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- IT - Stephen King (4)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (4)
- IT (1990) (3)
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IT: Chapter 1 by clown_boobs
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
04 Feb 2026
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October, 1988
'“You sure you don’t want your boat back?” The clown asked. “I’m sure Billy wouldn’t be too happy that you lost it.”
He stopped in his tracks.
The clown’s voice was convincing, almost a little authoritative like his dad was when trying to convince him to do something he ought to, like the chores.
He couldn’t quite remember whether he’d told the clown his brother’s name but if he was to take the boat back, what could the clown do? He’d simply get the boat back and run home. And this could be one of those stories that Bill could write about or draw a comic about. And they’d be able to laugh about it later. He needed to get back anyway. Bill would maybe have an answer for him about why they called boats 'she' and maybe time would fly by like it sometimes did when he was having fun because then Bill would be able to come out and play like he promised.
He just needed to get the boat back.'
A rewrite of IT 2017 that incorporates a bit more of the book and miniseries canon to the best of my ability
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- Part 1 of My IT AU/Rewrite
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IT: Chapter 2 (2022) DISCONTINUED by clown_boobs
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
17 May 2025
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‘It was an old school photograph of a young boy, with his hair combed back and a proud and happy smile on his face. And if anyone would know who may had lost this in Derry, he assumed maybe Mr Hanlon would.
“Is this anyone you might know? Maybe lost a photo in an album or something?” He’d asked the librarian, handing it over.
Mr Hanlon didn’t have to say anything for Don to know he did. He looked like he’d seen a ghost, his eyes far off and sad. Maybe this was the look his mother had spoken about. So it was no surprise that once Mr Hanlon ensured that Don was safely home with his mother, he rushed off in a hurry, stating he needed to make some calls. And Don felt glad he hadn’t asked, because that look in his eye, it was awful similar to the look Adrian had when he’d seen the clown’s hand reaching toward him at the side of Kenduskeag…
This has now somewhat been abandoned but I have plans to continue it in a rewrite attempt of it. If you want to check it out, check out My IT Rewrite AU on my account
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- Part 2 of The Discontinued Canon
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IT: Chapter 1 (2022) DISCONTINUED by clown_boobs
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
04 Sep 2022
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October, 1988
'But the clown called to him from behind, a little more desperate sounding than it had before.
“You sure you don’t want your boat back?” The clown asked, “I’m sure Billy wouldn’t be too happy that you lost it.”
He stopped in his tracks.
The clown’s voice was convincing, almost a little authoritative like his dad was when trying to convince him to do something he ought to, like the chores.
He couldn’t quite remember whether he’d told the clown his brother’s name but if he was to take the boat back, what could the clown do? He’d simply get the boat back and run home. And this could be one of those stories that Bill could write about or draw a comic about. And they’d be able to laugh about it later. He needed to get back anyway, Bill would maybe have an answer for him about why they called boats 'she' and maybe time would fly by like it sometimes did when he was having fun because then Bill would be able to come out and play like he promised.
He just needed to get the boat back.'
This has a sequel that has now somewhat been abandoned but I have plans to continue it in a rewrite attempt of it. If you want to check it out, check out My IT Rewrite AU on my account
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- Part 1 of The Discontinued Canon
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Stanley Uris has been well aware of Eddie's feelings for Richie for a while now, even longer than Eddie himself, but after seeing his carving on the Kissing Bridge and knowing that this was Derry, Stan decides to confront Eddie about this to make sure he has thought this through.
'"Wait... what do you mean?" Eddie asked, suddenly startled, and confused at Stan's statement.
"I don't know, I guess I figured you would've been more discreet I guess."
Eddie was quiet and staring towards him from behind his comic with an emotion that Stan was struggling to read now.
"The 'E'?"
"Yes, Eddie. The 'E' from 'R + E' on the Kissing Bridge you carved?"
Now Eddie had taken on a sickly pallor, looking terrified and Stan, while worried, was at least relieved they were on the same page now.
"Stan, I didn't carve that..."'
Series
- Part 1 of IT Fanfic/Extra Canon For Rewrite
- Part 2 of My IT AU/Rewrite
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The Discontinued Canon by clown_boobs
Fandom IT (1990), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
17 May 2025
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IT Fanfic/Extra Canon For Rewrite by clown_boobs
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
13 Jun 2022
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This series is one shots and fanfic that are technically part of my rewrite canon but are not like necessary to read for like the main rewrite fics.
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Richie had no idea what to expect when Stan and Patty asked him to be their daughter's godfather, but it definitely wasn't becoming the part-time dad to a newborn.
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Bookmarked by clown_boobs
12 Jan 2026
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Fall 1992: Richie and Eddie have the worst fight of their entire best friendship. Like, rolling-around-on-the-floor level fight. Cue the weirdest and most confusing month of Richie Tozier’s life.
Bookmarked by clown_boobs
07 Jan 2026
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The Vanishing of Michael Wheeler by TheShadowsOnTheWall
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Feb 2026
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Stranger Things 5, but if Mike was taken by Vecna instead of Holly.
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- Part 4 of Stranger Things Fics
Bookmarked by clown_boobs
05 Jan 2026
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July, 1992: Richie and Eddie spend the hottest day of the heat wave as any right-minded young fellows would - at home in front of the computer.
Bookmarked by clown_boobs
30 Dec 2025
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May 1995: getting Richie job-interview-ready is actually way, way harder than Eddie imagined, but he’s determined to get it done. Even though he’s royally pissed off at Richie right now. Even though he can’t cut hair for shit.
Bookmarked by clown_boobs
31 Dec 2025