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Carefully, He Tian moves away from the door, closer to Guan Shan. He lifts a hand and reaches out to touch his bare back. Guan Shan freezes.
“I thought you were abroad until September.”“I wanted to see you sooner,” He Tian says, voice low as his knuckles trace the bumps of Guan Shan’s spine. It’s daring - they didn’t part ways on very good terms the last time. They rarely do. The move might earn him a hook but the pull is magnetic. “Waiting six months was too long.”
It’s always a gamble when he returns from his travels, a game of russian roulette but as long as Guan Shan agrees to play, He Tian will take the hits. He doesn’t fear the lead.
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Or He Tian returns, like he does too rarely, in the beginning of May.
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31 Jul 2026
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“Do you even know what you’re doing?”
Atsumu doesn’t even look up. “Ya called me instead of a plumber, didn’t ya?”
“It was either that or wait three more days for maintenance.”
“And we both know how well you handle waitin’ on things you don’t like,” Atsumu says with a gleeful tone. “Ever the picture of patience, Omi-Omi.”
“I’m patient,” Kiyoomi responds dryly.
“Sure. And I’m a Nobel Prize winner in leaky faucet theory.”
“You already wanted to come over after your finals,” Kiyoomi states.
“Mm-hm. And here I was, thinking I was allowed to come over because I take ya so well, not ‘cause I’m the only one in the team groupchat who knows how to fix pipes.”
Written for Bottsumu Week 2025 - Day 3: Cockwarming.
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20 Jun 2026
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He Tian and Red become fuckbuddies. This is an excuse for a whole lot of sexy times and the eventual feelings that come with it.
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- 23/23
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14 May 2026
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You reap what you sow.
Sasuke plants seeds of doubt.Instead of fighting in the Valley of the End, Sasuke convices Naruto to join him.
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- Part 1 of Hopeless Wanderer
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- English
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- 9,466
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- 1/1
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06 May 2026
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“Always wanted to fuck a goth babe,” Atsumu comments casually. His gaze finds a home on Kiyoomi’s lips. “I bet you’re a freak in bed, huh?”
It’s a horrible pick up attempt. Kiyoomi resents the anticipation that twists in his gut, resents all the sly smiles and weighted stares that work exactly how they’re intended to. Resents that Atsumu knows what he’s doing, wearing Kiyoomi down until he snaps under the tension.
Well, two can play this game, and Kiyoomi’s not going down without a fight.
“You could say that,” Kiyoomi answers, matching Atsumu’s indifferent tone. “Probably would be too much for you.”
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- 13/13
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06 May 2026
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Born to a family of swindlers, Miya Atsumu spends his days picking pockets, conning nobles, and lifting precious gems. But after a series of his mistakes cost the family good money, he finds himself eager to prove he's still worth his seat at the table.
Opportunity strikes when his father returns from the Sakusa estate with a scheme to steal their fortune from right under their noses, a scheme that requires Atsumu's charm and expertise at its head.
The job should be simple: befriend Sakusa Kiyoomi, take his key to the safe, and steal the jewels within.
But Sakusa's not what Atsumu expects, and the closer they get, the harder it becomes to follow through with the plan.
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- 16/?
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29 Apr 2026
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Sakusa, still half clothed in an unbuttoned shirt and dress pants, crouches down and pulls Oikawa up by his hair to look into his eyes.
“Well, if you’re going to hit it, then hit it ‘til it breaks. Isn’t that right, Argentina?”
Oikawa responds immediately. “That’s right, Sakusa-san.”
Sakusa’s face splits into a mischievous smile—the first time he’s done anything but glare at Oikawa all night.
“Good boy.”
sakuatsu and iwaoi fuck after kagehina’s wedding. absolutely vile acts ensue
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01 Jan 2026
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Мафия!АУ с суровым российским криминалом. Юрин дедушка - большой в этом мире человек, а у Юры один за одним меняются телохранители.
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- Part 1 of Ближний круг
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- Русский
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- 188,326
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- 42/42
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04 May 2025
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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- English
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- 188/188
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24 Apr 2025
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Kiyoomi and Atsumu give needle play a go. That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 2 of Smut Oneshots Collection
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09 Jan 2025
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Maybe it’s because Naruto doesn’t know when to quit, because he’s always there in the periphery, because he’s loud and obnoxious and pushy. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s been able to land a hit on him in a spar for months now. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s not afraid to make him bleed.
Regardless, Naruto is Sasuke’s rival. And as such, Sasuke watches him.
And watches.
And watches.---
In which Sasuke finds many aspects of Naruto's life objectionable, and as a result more or less abducts--I mean, adopts him.
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05 Apr 2024
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INDEFINITE HIATUS DUE TO PERSONAL HEALTH
SLOW BURN. Thriller. Childhood-to-adult story. Dysfunctional relationships. Friends-to enemies-to-????? trope? Sasuke is a genius but is socially stunted. He is also an emotional wreck and trying to keep things together but is always on the verge of a nervous breakdown. He has no friends and doesn't speak to anyone until the teacher switches up the seating arrangements and he gets a new partner. Enter Naruto Namikaze. The kid won't leave him alone and wants nothing more than to be his friend. On a school trip to Hawaii, he learns about a devastating secret that one of his classmates who fell down the stairs and broke their neck--wasn't an accident. Someone deliberately pushed them down the stairs. Worse. Other classmates know about it and are keeping it a secret. Sasuke is thrown into a world where he knows this terrible secret and can't figure out who to trust, who not to trust, and whether or not he should tell what happened or not. Secrets and games and lies oh my!
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- 193,040
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- 26/26
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17 Apr 2023
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He likes to think he’s hardly a prude, but the sad truth is that he’s sixteen years old and in a relationship of over two months, and sex with his boyfriend is something he’s only just realised is something he might need to wrap his head around someday. Sex is going to be in his eventual future. Not some made up future with some faceless person once upon a time, but with someone he knows and recognises.
___The road to intimacy is a long and windy one.
Part of the Spend a Little Less Time Keeping Score series. Takes place during and after Enjoy You More and can be read as a stand alone, but will contain references to events in the series.
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- Part 4 of Spend A Little Less Time Keeping Score
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08 Mar 2023
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"And in their waking they see the left behind destruction. They see the ruined marbles, the cracked bones, the torn flesh. They see the blood mingling with the buds of the earth and stare and stare and stare at the two boys lying in their heap, eyes closed as if in sleep, and wonder what they will wake up to."
a tale of growing up or growing apart. Naruto isn't really sure which.
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19 Sep 2022
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Above him, Sasuke leans over the edge of the pier to watch. Naruto hears him laugh and even with his face draped in shadow, he can imagine Sasuke’s cheshire grin, eyes crinkling with mirth.
He feels Sasuke smiling at him. Naruto would pluck every star from the heavens to keep that feeling.
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07 Sep 2022
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In which Naruto goes to visit Sasuke.
Naruto's POV, canonverse, SNS, oneshot.
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02 Sep 2022
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Killua stares and stares and stares at the beating space of skin at Gon’s throat. Beneath that skin is a fresh stream of blood, ever flowing, full of life. Killua has torn throats wide open with his bare hands but this is the first one he’s ever wanted to kiss. [Two boys talking in the dark as they fall asleep, entwined. Killugon, cuddlefluff. Set during episode 37.]
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16 Jun 2022
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“I don’t beg,” Iwaizumi growls.
“I never said you had to,” Oikawa points out.
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10 Jun 2022
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Accidental kissing is an actual thing that happens. Sometimes repeatedly. Just ask Naruto and Sasuke.
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09 Jun 2022
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09 Jun 2022