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The Ongoing Adventures Of The Atlesian Junior Bootlickers' Association by Kablob, mylordshesacactus
Fandoms: RWBY
30 Mar 2021
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"Ha!" quoth Will Scarlet. "This must be looked into. There is someone in distress nigh to us here."
"I know not," quoth Will Stutely, shaking his head doubtfully. "Our master is ever rash about thrusting his finger into a boiling pot; but, for my part, I see no use in getting ourselves into mischievous coils."
Or: First impressions matter. It takes time to warm up to the Vale kids...and time is a resource that Mantle is rapidly running out of.
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- Part 8 of Happy Huntress Cinematic Universe
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29 Jan 2022
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“I don’t want you do something stupid on international television when you could’ve just downloaded Tinder,” Weiss says. Blake smiles—there’s the Weiss she knows—and goes back to folding her shirt.
“I’m not going to do anything stupid,” she says. “I’m not looking to meet anyone, and if I was, I wouldn’t go after wannabe reality TV stars. But they’re going to fly me all over the world, Weiss, and pay me more than I made in four years of royalties off my last book.”
“When you put it like that, it sounds almost reasonable.”
“That’s because it is,” Blake says. “Now help me pack or get out of my apartment.”
“Just promise me you won’t actually marry someone you meet on reality television."
(Blake agrees to become Remnant's next bachelorette for a lot of reasons, but getting married is absolutely nowhere on that list. Then, of course, she meets Yang.)
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07 Apr 2021
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Police officers don't work for rewards, but sometimes the city's residents insist. After saving the life of a creature of myth and legend, they are rewarded with a little... do-over.
Written because I needed something a little less depressing.
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21 Dec 2020
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Summer, Taiyang, Raven, and Qrow would normally never stay at a place as disgustingly Atlesian as this. Unfortunately, it's nearly midnight and they don't have time to find another hotel to—hey wait a second, is that a fucking kid?
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21 Dec 2020
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After the Fall of Beacon and the loss of Pyrrah, they thought that they had suffered the ultimate hurt. But they were terribly, terribly wrong.
The greatest hurt came at the hands of someone unexpected.
But five years later and deep into a war that has taken many things from them, they start to realize that things are never quite what they seem.
Now newly rewritten
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29 May 2019
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Her voice is lost. Nowhere to be found. Had she gotten rid of it? Was it something she no longer needed? Was she born like this? Weiss Schnee only knew the answer to these questions. As she, was a mute. A selective mute. Born and raised in Atlas, now the new kid in Vale and to Beacon Academy.
Yang Xiao Long wanted the answer to these questions, but it seems like Weiss isn't easy to get to know. But Yang is determined and will do everything in her power in order to get Weiss to open up. Even if that means learning Sign Language. However long it would take, Yang Xiao Long wouldn't give up easily in knowing the girl and who she was.
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23 May 2019
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After the fight at Haven, Hazel, Emerald, and Mercury can't stay with Salem's faction. The three of them form an unlikely team-up and together, they learn to heal.
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16 May 2019
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AU: Escaping an abusive boyfriend, Blake finds herself hiding out in a hayloft during a storm. The next morning, the farmer finds her. Working on the farm may be the solution for Blake's current homelessness and for the farmer's loneliness. TW: A few descriptions of domestic abuse.
This may take place on a farm, but it is not BeeHaw. There will especially be no Yorse of any sort.
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- Part 1 of Shelter
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23 Apr 2019
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James Ironwood has lived in this neighbourhood forever. He has a routine, a life, a job, and the world’s best, dinosaur loving, daughter. Then, Qrow Branwen walks into his life, a man who’s raised his nieces for over a decade, a man with more baggage than most airlines, and a drinking problem a mile long. James finds himself befriending Qrow, but, before long, something else begins to stir between them, especially as more and more similarities between themselves and their families arise.
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22 Apr 2019
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Sokka is a man of science, and science says ghosts aren't real. So, he can't be dead... Right?
Too bad science can't explain why the only person who can see or hear him is Prince Angry Jerk.
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08 Apr 2019
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Yang worries when Ruby has a strange response to her and Blake.
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05 Apr 2019
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That scene in SRC where Blake attacks Ruby inspired this.
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12 Mar 2019
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A collection of RWBY drabbles covering different themes and styles. Chapter 244: What do you get for the dragon who has everything? Blake the Wise has some very... peculiar requirements.
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- 244/?
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20 Feb 2019
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22 Jan 2019
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The end of the war was within reach when disaster struck: Avatar Aang lost his life while energy-bending Ozai. But out of the darkness comes one last chance at hope, because the Avatar spirit was reborn… in Aang's instructors.
Featuring time travel, meta snarking, and Avatar Zuko, Avatar Katara and Avatar Toph deciding to screw the rules and end the war their way.
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- 11/?
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25 Dec 2018
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Judy thought her biggest problem was Nick rejecting her advances, and it was... Until a certain lupine criminal bit her.
Now she carries the mark of the werewolf. With the voice of a demon inside her, a newfound lust for violence, and a cult out for her life, things are looking pretty grim.
But her partner and her friends on the force aren't just sitting idle. If the dark secrets of the occult want to hurt Judy, then they're going to have to go through them.
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24 Dec 2017
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Judy always knew that Nick Wilde had a checkered past, and the idea of him having spent time behind bars certainly crossed her mind. He was a fox after all, and the world treated them like criminals waiting to happen. Of course, what she didn't realize was that another fox she knew went to the big house, someone who Nick helped, and who was more than just a friend to him.
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19 Apr 2017
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How I Survived My Summer Vacation, by Tamika Flynn, Age 12 3/4 by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
06 Aug 2013
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The first book on Tamika Flynn's Summer Reading Program Sticker Chart is Lord of the Flies.
She doesn't really like it.
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15 Apr 2017
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Judy Hopps wasn't the only Hopps doe that had her life changed by a fox. A story of hardship, grief, and the long road to recovery.
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15 Mar 2017
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A dangerous new recreational drug is spreading like wildfire through Zootopia. On the verge of being overwhelmed, the Zootopia Police Department attempts to find and stem the tide of this new fad drug before it does too much damage to the city.
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13 Mar 2017
