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You’re not sure how you, a popular late night radio DJ from the aughts, deserved to be cast in the fiery pits of Hell with a capital H, but here you are. And because the universe is playing a running gag reel on even your afterlife, you find yourself the focus of an avid fan of your segments back when you were topside in the land of the living and he was tuning in from Hell.
Who knew the damned (and damned good looking) could pick up FM radio all the way down here?
Too bad your domineering boss is in a vicious, decades-long rivalry with the guy.
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- Part 1 of Tune Me In
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24 Aug 2026
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Severus Snape survived the war. He’s not thrilled about it.
Life after Voldemort was supposed to be quiet, preferably nonexistent, and certainly not filled with other people’s problems. Instead, Severus finds himself in a most unfortunate predicament—saddled with an unwanted role as a healer for someone who, much like himself, would rather not be here at all.
His patient is fragile, infuriatingly difficult to keep alive, and far too comfortable with her own mortality. And yet, against all logic, she’s also someone he doesn’t entirely hate. Which is concerning. Very concerning.
Trapped in a house where the furniture has too much personality, the house-elves are far too enthusiastic, and the family is distressingly nosy, Severus must endure the absolute worst fate imaginable—human connection. And if that wasn’t enough, it turns out that fate has cursed him with something even more insufferable: a very long, painful (frozen) slow-burn.
Sarcasm is exchanged like currency, reluctant care turns into something neither of them dare name, and Severus is faced with the most horrifying realization of all—perhaps life isn’t quite done with him yet.
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Crooked Feather by DeleteCascade
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Aug 2026
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Landing in Hell wasn't something Crow expected to happen, especially the one from Hazbin Hotel. It had to be a mistake, but what could she do? Plus, it was before the series even started? Talk about shit luck. For now, she'll have to try her best to survive and think of a way to get out of here. And if she bumped into characters that were supposed to be fiction, well damn, she'll just have to deal with it. At least she knew what to be wary of. She knew wide smirks were synonymous with manipulation and danger, especially ones on screens. She knew... but damn it, knowing and experiencing it are two different things.
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06 Aug 2026
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Fading away in an abusive marriage, each day passes just the same as the last. Painful monotony eats at you until a pair of warm brown eyes gives you the idea that you could have something more. When a business deal between men sparks a torrid affair, how long can you keep things going before the fire either leaves you a burnt out shell or burns up everything around you?
And what becomes of the radio host who thought he was above the fickle fires of the heart when the match he strikes burns his hand instead? Can he possess what rightfully belongs to another man without leaving everything he has fought for in ashes?
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26 Nov 2025
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Felines and Canidae by Veratrance
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, no regrets - Fandom
01 Sep 2026
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As a thief in the Underground, you’ve always managed to survive by pickpocketing merchants and robbing poorly skilled criminals. However, with your sister falling sick and desperately needing expensive treatment, you're forced to change tactics. With no other options left, you decide to sabotage the heists of the most successful gang of thieves in the Underground. Your task is simple: let them do all the preparatory work, then steal their treasures right in front of their noses.
However, it seems you completely underestimated their gang leader, Levi. Hungry for revenge, he relentlessly hunts you down with one goal in mind: to stop you and make you pay.
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20 Aug 2025