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ready if it happens with you by sarcasticfishes for sequence_fairy, poetdameron
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
18 Nov 2019
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It’s not a thing. Ryan’s just a little… touch-starved. Intimacy-starved.
Shane passes behind him when he’s sitting at his desk, idly touches Ryan’s shoulder, thumb brushing the curve of his neck — and goosebumps erupt down the length of Ryan’s arms.
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19 Nov 2019
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>>“Here,” Shane says, and unwinds his scarf, and then loops it loosely around Ryan’s neck, tucking it into his hoodie. “I’ll get you something warm back at the apartment.”
Their car arrives, and Ryan doesn’t point out that he already feels like he’s on fire.<<
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The footage shows Ryan Bergara walking into the woods.
The footage shows Ryan Bergara walking out of the woods.
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21 Sep 2019
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»"You don't have to come with me," Ryan says. He presses his face against the crook of Shane's neck. "But if you do, you should kn—"
"Yes," Shane says, without having to hear the rest of it. There was a time when he could say no to Ryan. It's getting harder to remember now. Shane doesn't want to. Things are slipping, and Shane's fine with that.«
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Ryan's taken completely by surprise when he discovers Shane's secret hobby: painting.
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Shane isn't meant to go into heat, but he does.
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04 Aug 2019
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»“Is that my shirt?”
Ryan glances down, like it’s a surprise, like he didn’t dig through the pile of discarded clothes outside Shane’s closet to put on a shirt Shane had tossed there the previous week.
“Instincts,” he explains succinctly, brushing a hand down the front, and Shane burns two fingers on the waffle-maker.«
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Ryan frowns. “I’m not gonna tell that asshole I put a heart on his latte.”
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16 Jul 2019
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»“Of course you’re a cat guy,” Ryan interrupts, watching the cat wind around his ankles and get ginger fur all over his pants. “You like cats and tea.”
“And you,” Shane says, coming over to hook his fingers through Ryan’s belt loops. “I normally have great taste, I don’t know what happened.”«
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The Thrilling Case of the Mysterious Five by miraclesofpaul for doradita
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
27 Jul 2019
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Shane has spent the last two years arguing with Agent Bergara, a crazy conspiracy theorist and believer in the supernatural. When a woman goes missing, they hit the road to investigate The Five, a cult that chases UFOs around the country.
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An X-Files AU if Mulder and Scully initially hated each other and constantly got into unprofessional arguments.
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Ryan wakes with a hangover and an empty bed, and only one of them he expects.
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30 Jun 2019
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»Shane’s swooping in to press his stupid grin against Ryan’s mouth in what definitely doesn’t count as a kiss, but Shane’s hands are on his face and they’re warm and soft and Ryan lets it happen because he wants it so much.«
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The Bizarre Road Trip Of A Missing Family by orphan_account
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
13 Jul 2018
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A hunt for a missing family + one determined detective + one ex-conman + past beef = one hell of a road trip.
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- Part 1 of Road Trip
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i'd like to get over you, now. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
04 Sep 2018
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"So..."
"Yes."
"You want to bring..." She looked at him for a long time, studying, "Shane. You want to bring Shane..."
"Yes."
"... On our honeymoon."
"Yes," Ryan's eyes were wide in that I'm 100% Sure I'm Right and I Don't Know Why You're Mad At Me way, and Helen couldn't handle it. "Why not, right?"
or, the one where ryan doesn't know what love feels like and also doesn't know what gay feels like (and shane tags along)
Bookmarked by commoncookie
26 May 2019
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»It was Ryan who had begun to get the painful burning in the bottom of his stomach when he saw Shane. It was Ryan who had instigated the first kiss, and it was Ryan who would push Shane away and never kiss him again after that.«
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»"Can I hold your hand?" Shane asked.
Ryan looked at him and nodded, "Don't ask. Don't ask anymore."
"Okay." Shane just looked at him. "But can I?"« -
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This is the first time I’m living on my own and my parents decided to spontaneously drop by in a few hours to see how I’m doing pls let me borrow some cleaning supplies and food so that my parents will believe I’m a functioning, responsible adult who totally cleans and doesn’t just have condiments and eggs in my fridge AU
or, the one where ryan opens pandora's box and shane is a great sport
Bookmarked by commoncookie
25 May 2019
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»“I’m down,” Ryan said, throwing hours of planning and internal discourse away.
“You’re… down.” Shane said.
“Yeah, let’s… like, date, or whatever.”
“When you’re nervous you turn into a bro,” Shane said, stepping to the side with what may have been the brightest smile Ryan had ever seen. “But okay.”« -
only happy accidents [PODFIC] by bessyboo for wingedwords (gunpowderandlove)
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
31 Dec 2018
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In hindsight, Shane is too old to have thought that friends with benefits was something that the two of them would be able to pull off. He’s had friends with benefits before that worked beautifully, but they were not with people whose jobs were tied up in his own, whose friendships were as closely interwoven into Shane’s everyday life as Ryan’s is. He’d thought these were the very things that could keep it from getting weird, because they were such good buddies, Ryan would be solidly cemented as his pal that nothing could shift him.
This was a miscalculation, on Shane’s part.
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OR: Lots of friends sleep together casually without it getting weird. Surely Ryan and Shane can, too.
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Shane’s a good person. He does his taxes, he doesn’t litter, he uses his goddamn blinkers. He’s a decent human being.
So he’d really like to know why the universe keeps fucking him over.
Bookmarked by commoncookie
05 May 2019
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»Shane can only handle so many emotions at a time and he’d rather stick to confusion and cautious hope than let the elation he can feel building in his chest run amok, at least until he knows for sure what he’s dealing with here.«
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only a mistake if we don't survive by abovetheruins
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
22 Aug 2019
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If there was any way that Ryan had expected his week to end, it wouldn't include stumbling onto his frat brothers gathered around a summoning circle in the basement, illuminated by the glow of a dozen candles while one of them stumbled through some crude incantation in a language Ryan didn’t recognize.
And yet.
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Ryan's frat brothers summon a demon. He's... not what Ryan expects.
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"Hey ghosts, tousle my hair, gimme a little purple nurple or something. Let's have some fun!" - Shane Madej, 2016
(Working title: nip nops.txt)
Bookmarked by commoncookie
01 May 2019
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»"Fuck," Shane gasps out, and this close to his chest Ryan can hear how fast his heart is pounding, feel the heat of the flush on his chest and the rapid rise and fall of his breathing, and he closes his lips and sucks. Shane's hips jerk up, and Ryan has to reach down and palm himself through his pants just to try to maintain some sense of control as Shane loses his.«
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"Who the hell is Shane?"
Ryan sinks into his seat. "Necromancer," he mutters, ignoring the embarrassed flush seeping into his cheeks. Fuck, this is humiliating. It's one thing for the others to know; he can put up with Steven and Curly's teasing. Telling his boss is another matter entirely. "Look, it's no big deal, he just likes to... fuck with me."
He knows he's chosen the wrong words the moment they leave his mouth. At his sides, Steven and Curly are practically giggling.
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Prompt: "Can I kiss you?"
It's an urge that comes on suddenly and all-consumingly, like starvation with no hunger to prelude it.
Bookmarked by commoncookie
23 Apr 2019
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»“Shane,” he says, very quietly, something between a question and an acknowledgement as his eyes open again and meet Shane’s. He doesn't move away.
“Can I kiss you?” Shane says, and it's a reply of sorts, to an unanswered question. « -
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The boys hunt some ghosts, make some impulsive choices, and try their best to sort out what it means to get to the heart of this thing.
Bookmarked by commoncookie
22 Apr 2019
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»What they do spills out organically in the switch between hushed voices and raucous laughter and the point where their vocalizations stop being words and start being desperate, drawn up from the depths of them, and Shane pins Ryan’s body down on the mattress, and presses the sounds he makes into the back of Ryan’s neck, against the top of his spine.«
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While filming the Yuma Territorial Prison episode, Shane gets bitten by what he thinks is a bat. Spoiler alert: it's not.
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Bookmarked by commoncookie
20 Apr 2019
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» If he were a better man, he might be subtle enough to play it off as attempting to heal Ryan's cut, but Shane knows no part of him is subtle. It's not helped by the fact that he's drunk on blood and alcohol and is right at the limit of how long he's willing to sit back for while Ryan pushes at him.«