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Eddie Diaz doesn't believe in magic. But that doesn't matter because magic obviously believes in him... Believes he needs something in him.
Buck is lonely. Buck buys a new fleshlight after tearing through his old one. Eddie gets the pounding(s) of his lifetime. These things are somehow related.
(Buck is having a great time. Eddie... Not so much.)
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- Part 1 of might turn it into a series. idk. just putting this here so you can subscribe to it if you want to.
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23 Dec 2025
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“The name. Firehose.” Eddie’s eyes flicked down to the orange in his hands as he started on the next slice. “You said it had more to do with something else.”
“Oh! Right—well…” Buck laughed, a little awkward, rubbing the back of his neck and wringing his hands like he was debating whether or not he should answer. “I guess my question would be… do you know what hyperspermia is?”
Eddie froze mid-chew, then bit down—hard—on a slice of orange. The juice hit the back of his throat and sent him into a coughing fit.
Or; Eddie finds out Buck has hyperspermia and is totally normal and sane about it.
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03 May 2025
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Buck and Eddie wake up together in bed after having drunken sex the night before. They have round two, but Eddie forgets that he was supposed to pick up Christopher.
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24 Feb 2025
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20 Feb 2025
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Eddie is in the middle of a feud with an opposing kingdom. Running out of options, he decides to kidnap their prince.
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- Part 4 of The King & the Prince
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24 Dec 2024