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Phobophilic Animicida by lovebargain (coyotes), psychedelia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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"A shloka is a 32-syllable verse, broken into hemistitches— that's 16— or quarters— eight. The first one— that we know of— was written by a sage. And what did he write about?" Edward pauses, but not long enough to leave room for an answer he'd likely find inadequate. "It was about a man who took a leisurely stroll by the river, and what did he find there? A crane! What's so special about the crane, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. It's shot dead in front of him. Imagine that. A perfect verse in rhyme and rhythm, all for the death of a crane."
"What..." he continues, slowing himself down to an unsettling degree, "...Is so special, about a bird?"
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Stuck On Air by Audio_Interference, lovebargain (coyotes), psychedelia
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Between set schedules, filming, script readings, proof-editing, dress rehearsals, and his own hang-ups about those star-studded events, Tenna rarely makes a public appearance. This time, though, there was no saying 'no' to the offer of a lifetime: an extravagant, exclusive invitation to an all-expenses-paid gathering of high-profile award winners.
Mettaton and Tenna find themselves in the same limousine, where their first meeting takes a sharp left turn as they find themselves caught dead in the middle of an assassination attempt.
Real drama! Real bloodshed! Real Pippins! Real... Feelings?! Scrap that last part.
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It's their own private joke. Their little hush-hush. A mutually assured, closely kept secret: Those censors are thrilling.
They've played with the settings. My, oh, my, how they've played. Off again, on again, a little slip of Mettaton's fingers on that switch to cut him off just long enough to hear that strangled yelp and bring him back again.
The tricky thing is, they create an absence of. That switch has no advanced settings. No filters. It's all or nothing, which can only take them so far. There's nothing to fight against. They are there, or they aren’t there, and that's all there is to it.
It just won't do.
Mettaton wants him straining.
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"You better not start feeling sorry for me," Bill bristles, pointing a finger at Ford. "Save your speech about all the good humanity has to offer for someone who cares, blah, blah, blah, waterworks— Do you know how many humans I possessed before you came along? So many! All your good parts come from drugs and cotton candy, and the rest is just different volumes of agony! 'Ow, my back! Oww, my old teeth! Oh, there goes my sciatica and diabetes'! In my world, I would've deleted cancer! Missed your chance for that, buddy!"
"No, in your world, you would have externalized cancer into an autonomous creature that preyed upon people like an apex predator," Ford says simply.
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Bill Cipher has to learn how to be powerless and human, dragged through the ashes of a tapestry that once depicted his godly form. Stanford Pines has to learn how to exist in this dimension again, adrift and 'purpose' completed. Stanley Pines has to learn how to resurrect a man who's been dead for thirty years.
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Temporal Apocrypha by Audio_Interference, lovebargain (coyotes), psychedelia
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
09 Jun 2025
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Stanford Pines has spent ten years trying to kill Bill Cipher and return home. He's given up on the latter goal. Now, with his own home-grown science-fiction machine, he has a way to catch Ciphers foolish enough to get curious from across the dimensional universe and focus on the whole 'killing' thing. Too bad for the latest Cipher, 'killing' isn't on the table.
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fool in the heart by storm_warning
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Rogues! (Podcast), CodotVerse
02 Apr 2025
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Need, he thought sourly; such a useful tool. But so dangerous, and so fickle. One could easily discover they hadn’t ever needed something they thought they’d die without, or that they’d needed something all along and never realized until it’d gone away.
Jonathan was driving him out into the countryside to kill him. And Edward was letting him.
What the hell had he gotten himself into?
Bookmarked by lovebargain (coyotes)
05 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i cannot lose this ever im laminating it and putting it in a goddamn binder for my brain
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Little Light of Mine by B33PB00P418
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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“Ladies and gentlegerms,” it comes out in a semi-coherent slur, “kindly avert your eyes. The following material is not suitable for a family audience, as this is the part where I get rewarded for my excellent behavior.”
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Tenna and Mettaton have had...-something- going on for a while now. Neither have put a name to it, nor have they pushed the envelope. An empty stage post-award ceremony provides the perfect opportunity to change that. -
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Besides, Mettaton’s body in the Dark World evolved into something mechanical for a reason; he wanted to be as intimate with Tenna as possible. And Tenna gladly indulged him nearly every night, talking Mettaton through each step like they blocked a stage performance until it came naturally to him (which it did. A lot. Tenna made sure of that).
The one negative to being a robot, though? No reason for reproductive organs. Well, not like most monsters. Which... made sense... but also. He would’ve killed for a chance to have Tenna blow out his circuits and his back. And when Mettaton remembered Tenna’s Dark World appearance changing whenever he adorned his knobs with stickers or his antenna with a hair accessory? He somehow didn’t explode onstage during a musical number.
So yeah. There he was. Sitting in the public library’s computer lab. Browsing for a potential dick candidate. Just a typical Tuesday afternoon.
Months after they met, Tenna has done so much to improve Mettaton’s life. And Mettaton intends to show his gratitude in the most salacious way possible.
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triple-dog dare by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for leslotl, tumblr anon
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
28 Jun 2025
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It is a really, really bad idea to let your boyfriend's weird demon side piece share your body. Even for sex reasons. Even just once.
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Bookmarked by lovebargain (coyotes)
04 Apr 2025
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I want them to turn Bill's brain into sludge
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While Ford clearly enjoyed himself during sex, he hadn’t quite let himself fall apart like Fiddleford has. He can't seem to let go of that leading presence.
Today, that changes.
Or
Ford's keyed up, and Fiddleford notices.
Bookmarked by lovebargain (coyotes)
05 Mar 2025