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“Please don't eat me!” Keith yelped. “I promise I don't taste good! I didn't even shower today! Please, I have a family...I...wait..what are you doing?"
The merman ignored Keith and grabbed his hands, sniffing at them he made a confused chirping sound and looked around before looking back at Keith expectantly.
“Do you want more...fish?” Keith asked weakly.
The merman simply chirped again and tried to bite Keith’s fingers.
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09 Mar 2018
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THE SUM OF BOTH OF US by spicyshimmy
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
06 Oct 2013
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Jim Kirk is nine when a massacre on Tarsus IV leaves him without a family and without a home. Spock is twelve when a strange boy in the desert saves his sehlat. Families aren't born; they're made. The look in mother’s eyes at his correction remained a mystery long after the colors of the night sky and the complex patterns of distant nebulae had become translatable by means of distinct and relatively straightforward equations.
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06 Nov 2014
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In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.
“Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”
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- Part 1 of play it again
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26 Mar 2014
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Heavenly shades of night are falling by orphan_account for crypticColumnist
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
17 Nov 2013
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Written for castielinablanket's suggestion that Night Vale isn't real - just delusions from a mentally ill Cecil, living in a mental hospital after a traumatic experience leads him to break down, and that Carlos's visits are rare as he finds it too painful to watch the man he loves deteriorate.
Just gonna throw it out there that I'm not a med or a psych student, so there will be liberties taken with what little I do know of psychology and the sciences.
Title taken from the Platters song "Twilight Time."
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- Part 1 of Twilight Time
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19 Sep 2013
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you are the space in my bed by sleeponrooftops
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jun 2013
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There are rules, damn it. Number one: never sneak up on Peter while he’s napping or he will end up on the ceiling. Number two: stop trying to get in Peter’s pants. Wade stops listening after that one because he doesn’t like rules.
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- Part 1 of shake it out
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12 Jul 2013
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Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
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15 Jun 2013
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The story of how Stiles and Derek go from nothing to everything for each other is a long one - but it starts and ends with a howl.
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11 May 2013
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These are drabbles done for scenes from Dean's POV for my story Out of the Deep.
This does not cover all chapters. But they are now in order. I will specify at the top of each "chapter" (in the notes) where in the OotD time line the drabble belongs. These are just some scenes readers had expressed interest in hearing from Dean's POV (with bonus scenes that we don't get in OotD because that's all from Castiel's POV).
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- Part 2 of Out of the Deep
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- 56/56
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21 Feb 2013
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the sheer lack of professionalism by scioscribe
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
15 Nov 2012
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Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”
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20 Feb 2013
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Slow Dancing In A Burning Room by feelslikefire
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
08 Feb 2013
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What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.
Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.
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- Part 1 of No Sweeter Death
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- 9/9
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16 Feb 2013
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Stay away from the light-beds. Stay in the deep.
It is the first thing hatchlings are taught the moment their fans unfurl and they can swim without their parents to buoy them along. It is the first rule, the first law. It is the beginning of every boogey-monster bedtime story told when they settle against the cliffs to sleep.
Castiel should have listened better.
(Dean's Drabbles - certain scenes from Dean's POV.)
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- Part 1 of Out of the Deep
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- 52/52
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10 Feb 2013
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Peter, Isaac, and Scott get de-aged. Stiles and Derek take care of them.
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23 Jan 2013
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Sometimes he talks to Stiles about it, though. Stiles, who will let Isaac lay in his bed, listening to Stiles’ music and drinking Stiles’ Diet Dr. Pepper while Stiles edits Isaac’s school essays, points out where there are run-on sentences, and where Isaac needs to break things into paragraphs, while Isaac lies there and thinks and thinks about his life and how he got here. He talks to Stiles about ice cream with his dad and lacrosse drills with Cam, and Stiles smiles sadly and says, “There’s another run-on sentence; you’re the worst with them. You use ‘and’ too much. What was his favorite ice cream flavor?”
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21 Jan 2013
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Stiles has never been what you might call normal, what with his mad research skills, uber lacrosse-bench-warming abilities, propensity for thinking about fifty different things at once, and staunch loyalty that seven years of unrequited love can't put a dent in. Oh, and then there's his magic.
Not that he's actually done any magic since his mom died.
But that's going to have to change, because Scott's wolfing out (and not in a fun way), a psychopathic Alpha's wooing Scott into his pack, Derek Hale's stalking like a creeper, and Scott’s new girlfriend just happens to come from a family of hunters.
Beacon Hills just got a lot more complicated and Stiles is gonna have to use all his not-quite-normalness to save it.
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03 Jan 2013
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The Babysitter’s Club for Unmanageable Monsters by glitterandlube
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jul 2012
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Danny is running mostly off caffeine and wishful thinking at this point. He honestly wishes there was another person Jackson respected anywhere on the planet, but he’s pretty much it. Allison is already asleep on the table. Stiles has had so much Mountain Dew, he’s practically shaking. The meeting of Team Manage a Bunch of Fucking Idiots is off to its usual excellent start.
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03 Jan 2013
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01 Jan 2013
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Derek doesn't argue, which proves Stiles is going to die.
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01 Jan 2013
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“Derek,” Stiles groans. “You have me. You’ve always had me, you absolute moron, how many physically impossible feats of life-saving heroics do I have to perform before you get it?”
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23 Dec 2012
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That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie.
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22 Dec 2012
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LJ Prompt: Derek gets de-aged, physically *and* mentally, and immediately gravitates towards Stiles instead of his pack. Why? Because he can sense that everyone else (Scott, Erica, Boyd, Isaac, etc.) is a werewolf (or were-something, in Jackson's case), and his family taught him not to trust unfamiliar weres when he was on his own. He can also sense that Allison's a Hunter or connected to them somehow, (maybe she smells like wolfsbane? w/e). So Stiles ends up having to take care of him until he's back to normal. In the meantime, bb!Derek gets very protective of Stiles, and adorable shenanigans ensue.
Gen is fine, but bonus points for Derek/Stiles either happening as a result if they weren't already in some kind of relationship.
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21 Dec 2012