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My Dad Can't Be Batman, He's Not Cool Enough! by PinkParagram
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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- 1
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- 54
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05 Nov 2025
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Your fortress face belied your fort of lace by treacherous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Dec 2023
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And does any of this lame introspection even matter now when his dick is chubbing up and Bruce is looking at him the same as when he’d brought flavored lube to bed and they didn’t come up for air until the next morning?
(or, Bruce and Dick inevitably come together, inevitably fall apart, and tonight, Dick is weighing the ethics of asking your ex exactly why he broke up with you while he’s dosed with truth serum)
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10 Oct 2025
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22 Sep 2025
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For Whom We'd Give Blood by Boogalee99
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types
26 May 2025
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"Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood." - Charles Dickens, Mugby Junction
The story of how Hal Jordan became the Waynes' favorite uncle.
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05 Sep 2025
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Bruce Wayne and his long-standing habit of tucking his kids into bed.
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04 Sep 2025
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Bad Intel by Llisona for A_Heartless_Rogue
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Mar 2024
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Batman is many things, but most know him for being an unstoppable force of justice. However, many forget he's just a man. So when Batman goes down, it leads to chaos for everyone.
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- English
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- 5,446
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 50
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28 Aug 2025
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There is a scar curved around Drake's neck that Damian does not understand.
So he asks Todd.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 2
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27 Aug 2025
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Bruce once made Tim a promise that he would never break, just have to reaffirm later in life.
“Hi Tim. I’m Bruce and I am always going to be here for you.”
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18 Aug 2025
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The Gruesome Life and Death of Timothy Drake-Wayne by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
19 Apr 2022
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Frowning, Bruce feels Tim’s forehead and cheek with the back of his hand. “You’re feverish.”
“I think I’m allergic to Alfred’s new detergent,” Tim says, scratching, scratching, scratching.
Unconvinced, Bruce takes Tim’s hand away from where he’s tearing at his neck and pushes up the sleeve. Tiny pink dots freckle across Tim’s skin. “You have chickenpox.”
He might as well have just told Tim he had testicular cancer with the way his face blanches in horror. “You’re kidding me."
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- English
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- 4,356
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 107
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09 Aug 2025
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Timothy Jackson Drake could not be Robin for many reasons. Alvin Draper, on the other hand, could.
Years later, Timothy Drake is forced to a lunch with the Waynes. They don't know he used to be Alvin Draper.
Or I combined the "Civilian Tim Drake Wayne Enterprises employee" with "Tim uses the identity Alvin Draper while Robin."
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- Part 1 of A Third Robin's Fake Life
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30 Jul 2025
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Title is from "Upside Down" by Jack Johnson
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10 Jul 2025
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Well, Now You Know by Pneumatic
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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One by one, entirely outisde of his control, the League find out exactly what Batman has been hiding all this time. It was always going to happen, but Bruce just wished it was a little less at the cost of his dignity.
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10 Jul 2025
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"How old are you anyway?"
Bruce smirks a little, “Pretty old.”
“How old am I?” Dick rephrases the question. Realistically, given the lines on Bruce's face and the grey in his hair, he has to be more than a decade or two in the future. But, well, Dick's still reeling from being twelve. He can't begin to imagine a world where there's anything past tomorrow.
Bruce's smirk sinks a little, but not quite to a frown. It's a distant smile, fighting through the shadows of whatever it is Bruce sees when he looks down at him. In a quiet, mournful tone, he says, “Not that old. Not old at all.”
(A young Robin and Nightwing swap places; Batman is always the constant.)
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- English
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- 5/5
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26 Jun 2025
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Batman is injured while working with the newly formed Justice League, and as his best friend and partner, Robin has some big feelings about it.
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25 Jun 2025
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Here's a Reminder (That You Haven't Fallen Through the Cracks) by popsunner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Dec 2020
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If it’s a salesperson, he’ll shove them a hundred dollar tip and tell them to go away, if it’s some religious do gooder, he’ll direct them to Metropolis. If it’s a Rogue, he’ll tell them he’s busy and to please get in the fucking line. If it’s one of his siblings--
“Hey, Tim!” Dick says brightly, forearm braced against the doorframe.
Dammit.
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- Part 13 of DC One-offs
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- English
- Words:
- 4,185
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- 1/1
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- 133
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- 5,434
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19 Jun 2025
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The Jingle Jangle Morning by bowditch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Jul 2019
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Dick’s first overnight field trip without Bruce doesn’t go as well as planned.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 197
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- 27,881
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18 Jun 2025
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a Robin by any other name by redrobin1989
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
24 Sep 2022
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“If you train me, I’ll work hard and help you keep Gotham safe in Robin’s memory. You don’t need to parent me or anything, you don’t even need to know my name. Batman can have a partner again, guilt free with no strings attached.”
Bruce, lost in his grief over his second son, agrees to take on a third, temporary Robin to help him recover. He was supposed to keep his distance, he wasn't supposed to know or care about this nameless boy. But these children had a way of surprising him.
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- English
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- 30,866
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- 5/5
- Comments:
- 267
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- 4,265
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18 Jun 2025
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Tim's babysitter as a child was Deathstroke, which left him more mentally stable than most. Now that he's the notorious thief, Red X, that tends to make him everyone's discount therapist.
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18 Jun 2025
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“So what were you thinking? Fake financial distress? Fake injury?”
“Fake boyfriend,” Jason said.
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- English
- Words:
- 10,470
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 7
- Comments:
- 437
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- 6,231
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- 1,200
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- 47,533
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16 Jun 2025
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Liminal Space by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
09 Jul 2019
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Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension.
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When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him.
podfic available: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43438116
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- Part 1 of Liminal Spaces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,156
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 157
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- 4,574
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- 28,325
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14 Jun 2025
