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  1. Напарники-2026: тексты низкого рейтинга by , , , ,

    Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Майор Гром | Major Grom (Comics), 陰陽師 - 夢枕獏 | Onmyouji Series - Yumemakura Baku, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    23 Jan 2026

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  2. Сборник Властных Драбблов by , , ,

    Fandom Ваня Жуков против... - Ирина Ковальчук | Vanya Zhukov vs... - Irina Kovalchuk, Дети против волшебников - Никос Зервас | Deti protiv volshebnikov - Nikos Zerv, Опавшие листья - Петр Краснов | Fallen leaves - Pyotr Krasnov, Юлианна цикл - Юлия Вознесенская | Yulianna Series - Yulia Voznesenskaya

    26 Aug 2023

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    The Bingo Book by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    24 Jul 2017

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    Kakashi avoided relationships. He didn't want to put others in danger. So he couldn't understand why there was a face staring back at him, as a sub-entry to his own, in this Bingo Book. Umino Iruka (lover) the caption read. It didn't matter that it wasn't true. The Book was fact, and to Kakashi's enemies, Iruka had just become a weakness they could exploit.

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    06 Jan 2023

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    Hiding in the Leaves by ,

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    26 Jun 2025

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    In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.

    [ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]

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    06 Jan 2023

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    Vignettes of the Blessed Realm by

    Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms

    03 Feb 2026

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    06 Jan 2023

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    Half-Way Gone by

    Fandoms: Inception (2010)  

    20 Aug 2013

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    - Нам все равно уже, наверное, стоит поскорее уйти, - говорит она. – В женском туалете без сознания лежит мужчина с надписью «дрочила» на лбу. Люди могут начать задавать вопросы.

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    06 Jan 2023

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    Your Heart on Your Skin by

    Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types  

    20 Dec 2017

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    Grantaire’s first flower appears when he is two years old. It’s late, for a First Bloom, considering some children are born with their First already etched above their hearts, but Grantaire’s parents are warm and loving and wait to see what sort of child they have born unto the world.

    His First Bloom, when it comes, is vibrant patch of yellow carnations. He is too young to know what it means, and his parents don’t tell him, just—withdraw, and a much smaller patch of yellow carnations appears on his mother’s ankle.
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    Soulmate AU where things in your life appear as flowers on your skin, and people with hard lives have a lot of flowers to show for it

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    06 Jan 2023