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Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall by daedricidiot
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age
02 Mar 2019
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**CODEX UNLOCKED: MARIA YABLONSKY**
Inquisitor,
In this memo I have all the information I was able to gather about the mystery girl. It is not much, since her name doesn't appear in any kind of record and my agents can't find anything...it's almost as if she never really existed.
She says her name is Maria Yablonsky and she doesn't speak the Common Tongue.
She was found wandering the upper gardens, visibly confused (witnesses say she was screaming 'MIERDA' to the top of her lungs) and was wounded by broken glass. She was dressed in a fancy purple dress and carried a mask around. Her only possessions include the previously mentioned items of clothing, a strange magical (?) pocket device and a golden ring.
Maria is a mage, lacks any Circle training and can hardly control herself. We know inexperienced mages are a threat to everyone, especially to themselves.
Although I don't think she means any harm, you should be careful now that you've recruited her as your apprentice.
Leliana
There's another note in the bottom of the memo, presumably added by Cole:
She doesn't want to forget.
Thank you for letting her stay.
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Diary of a DLC Companion by PepperMintBunnie
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
17 Aug 2019
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“Aren’t you forgetting something, dwarf?”
“Why do you even ask those cryptic questions, Seeker? Just ask directly and I might answer you.”
“Very well,” The Seeker made a disgusted noise, “I’ve noticed you rarely mention one of Hawke’s oddest associates...”
“We were all odd, you’ll have to be more specific.” The dwarf replied, slyly.
“You think a clever tongue will clean things for you?” The woman walked back and forward, impatiently, “Don’t play dumb with me if you value it.”
“Alright,” The dwarf shifted uncomfortably in his seat, “Just keep in mind this was as weird for me as it will be for you, because Mayara is as weird as one can get…”Dragon Age II wasn't Mayara's first choice in video-games to be dumped into, but due to extraordinary bad luck and a shady deal, she wakes up in a foreign yet so familiar world with only her phone and Minion print pajamas.
Between helping Hawke and keeping her secrets safe, it's a miracle she even found time to continue her dream of becoming an Opera Diva. Knowing precisely what would happen during the game, Mayara told herself to stay away from the apostate healer, but the soprano finds out that may be a tad more complicated than what she imagined.Bookmarked by daedricidiot
17 Mar 2018
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The Awkwardly Inelegant Misadventures of Amaya Kedves by MehrunesDagonbro
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
01 Feb 2026
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When the decrepit Emperor of fairyland started to have weird dreams about you being the Hero destined to “close shut the jaws of Oblivion” (whatever that means) and finding his long-lost bastard son, you know things are going downhill fast. Especially when you've been thrown into a world where literal gates of Hell start opening up.
Between fighting evil cultists and demon lords, questin' for peasants, dodging the law like it’s Les Misérables, and relying on help from a cast of questionable friends—including an inconveniently handsome Nerevarine, the old Eternal Champion (fueled by revenge and sweetrolls), a tax-evading horse, and the only Bosmer in Tamriel who can’t shoot—Amaya is barely keeping up with her quest, let alone her sanity.
All Amaya wants is to survive the next week without being disemboweled, dismembered, or getting stabbed in weird locations. Preferably in that order.
Join our deeply inelegant protagonist on an awkward adventure as she tries to stay alive long enough to save the last heir to the Septim throne. Or at least kiss him. Eventually.
And to think, all of this started because Sheogorath got sick of rebuilding his realm every era.
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