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I Don't Wanna Let This Go (Because You Feel Like Home) by dicaculus
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
13 Sep 2025
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With Alec due to officially become Head of the New York Institute pressure from his mother to find and marry a nice shadowhunter girl has never been higher. So to get Maryse off his back Alec and Magnus pretend to be in a relationship, what's the worst that could happen?
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“So let me see if I understand this, your solution to get your overbearing mother off your back was to say that you, head of the New York institute, are dating a warlock who she dislikes?”
Alec rolls his eyes. “To be fair, she hasn’t texted me since last night." -
The Amazing Race by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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The Amazing Race is an American reality competition show in which teams of two race around the world, completing challenges along the way for the chance to win one million dollars.
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Alec and Magnus are big 'The Amazing Race' fans and always joked about being on the show one day but Alec never thought Magnus was serious. So when Magnus convinces him to apply and they up on the show, he wonders how the challenges, and difficulties of this race will affect their relationship. Will it make them stronger? Are they read for the next step in life?
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So stay by my side And hold on to my hand by dicaculus for SchrodingersHalfling
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
11 Dec 2023
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After a confrontation with a djinn Alec realizes his feeling for Magnus and tries to avoid him, too bad Magnus won't let that happen.
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A Pile of Hot Metal and Dirty Dishes by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Magnus Bane is the Head Chef at Encanto and doing just fine. Or that’s what he tells Simon the therapist, his boss Raphael, orders him to go to. Magnus is a genius in the kitchen, his food is art, but if he starts a fight with one more disrespectful customer, he’s gone.
Simon is useless though, going on about Magnus using work as a means to distance himself from meaningful relationships, and emotional walls that could rival a fortress. What does he know? Magnus is fine.
Then everything goes wrong. His best friend, Catarina and her daughter get into an accident. His eight year old niece, Madzie, is the only survivor and Magnus finds himself going from cool uncle Magnus, to the only parent Madzie has left.
To make matters worse, his Raphael has replaced him while he’s on leave. Alexander Lightwood is a menace. He’s careless, breezy, and annoyingly good at everything he does. Magnus can’t stand him, but with Madzie refusing to eat his cooking and his hands full, Magnus needs all the help he can get.
Along the way, Magnus begins to realize there’s more to life than seared cod and lemon dressing, and maybe, just maybe, it’s a life that he wants Alexander Lightwood in.
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Maybe If You're Lucky by dicaculus for LaCroixWitch
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
17 Dec 2022
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Magnus and Alec meet throughout the centuries, eventually they get it right
Or when Magnus helps and orphaned vampire in the late 1700's the the last thing he expects is for them keep finding each other.
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Alec turns to Magnus. “Thank you. I don’t know how to repay you.”“You can repay me by not jumping ladies in the street again, Alexander.”
Alec nods and turns to Ottilie but stops turning back to Magnus. “Will I ever see you again, Magnus?
“Maybe if you’re lucky. “
“I hope luck is on my side again then”
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All Of The Lights Are Down, I Wanna Feel Your Body Move by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
05 Dec 2022
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Alec’s hot, his body covered in a sheen of sweat, making his skin shiny. The omega heat facility always had the softest of linen, perfect for an omega’s oversensitive skin, the comfiest mattresses that cocooned their aching bodies as they wait for an alpha to take care of them.
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Oh darling, my soul aches for yours by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
03 Sep 2022
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Every year in Idris there's a tournament of champions, a chance for shadowhunters from Institutes around the globe to meet, and show off their skills. Every year Alec and Jace attend and this year is no different or it wouldn't be different if Alec's soul mark hadn't decided to show up the day they leave. A soulmate who apparently hates him, a soulmate who stranges him the first time they meet.
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“Jace, my soul mark is literally on my throat. It looks like the first real touch we have will be him strangling me.” Alec sighs and looks back at Jace. “My soulmate would rather kill me than be with me”
“You know, killing someone isn’t the only reason a man might have their hands on your throat. “ -
Flowers In The Garden by dicaculus for Xani9
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
28 Apr 2022
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Magnus takes Alec to his conservatory to see all his plants while wandering Alec smells a certain flower that has some interesting effects on him.
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You've been in my heart through the heavy parts by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
12 Feb 2022
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When Alec was murdered Magnus changed for the worst. With the help of his daughter, Briar and Catarina Lorenzo travels back in time to fix it and make his friend whole again.
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“Tell me Magnus isn’t worth it. Tell me you wouldn’t do anything to see a smile on that old warlock’s face again.” He spins on his heel and stands back in the middle of the circle and conjures a lighter into his hand. “Tell me Cat, that you wouldn’t do anything to see your friend do anything other than to drink himself into a stupor every night so he won’t dream of his dead husband’s face again!”Series
- Part 1 of SH Bingo
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I See Red (A Gun To Your Head) by dicaculus for Better_Than_Chocolate
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
20 Dec 2021
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The last thing Alec ever expected to happen was to be partner with his ex-boyfriend on a mission
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“We’re going after Lilith and she wants to pair me with the son of her biggest follower..”“Estranged son”
Alec rolls his eyes. “Whatever, it’s still his son. Magnus could be a double agent and setting a trap for all of us”
Isabelle smacks her brother’s thigh and rolls her eyes at him. ” You and I both know you don’t actually believe that. You know Magnus better than that. What happened between you two?” she says gently “You used to be best friends, hell you were going to become partners before the Asmodeus mess came around.”
Friends. Magnus and Alec had never just been friends.
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Wishing On Dandelions by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
02 Dec 2021
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Prompt: I'm not afraid to die at your hands
When Isabelle meets Clary, the woman her brother has been promised to, she hoped they’d get along or maybe even become friends. Falling for her was never part of the plan.
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“Ask me”“Pardon?”
Isabelle looks down at the vampire with tears in her eyes “Ask me to run away with you, just once more.”
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I Don't Know What We Are, Or What We'll Ever Be by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
04 Nov 2021
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When Clary mentions she misses Halloween, Isabelle is determined to give Clary the best Halloween she's ever had.
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“Iz, are you ready? We should be lea-” Clary stops when she sees Isabelle, she looks her up and down then smiles softly “You look amazing Iz, the prettiest Velma I’ve ever seen.”If Isabelle doesn’t hear a word Clary says, she’s too busy staring at Clary in her Daphne costume. She wears a purple long-sleeved dress that ends mid-thigh; it hugs Clary’s body beautifully and makes it hard for Isabelle not to stare at her. On her legs are pink tights, and lavender heels that match the lavender trim on her dress, and a green scarf around her neck that matches the green headband.
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Thinking of you keeps me up all night by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
02 Nov 2021
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Kinktober Day 25+26- Sex Toys + Masturbation Instruction
When Isabelle catches Clary masturbating after their training session, things get heated
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“I want to watch you play with yourself,” she breathes. “I want to watch you come apart on your toy for me.”Clary pulls her vibrator out “But, I want..”
“Play with yourself for me.”
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- Part 23 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
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How you feel about a rendezvous? by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
31 Oct 2021
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Kinktober 23+24- Office sex/Clothed sex
Alec surprises Magnus in his office with a little rendezvous
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“Alexander, are you alright? Your fire message from this afternoon was very--” Magnus’s words die in his throat at the sight in front of him. Alec lies on his back across his desk, his hand stroking his cock that’s wet with pre-come and lube, leisurely thrusting a dildo inside himself. Alec turns his head at the sound of his husband’s voice, a soft smile appearing on his face despite the heated moment.“Daddy,” he breathes, “I thought you’d forgotten”
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- Part 22 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
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Your Touch by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
29 Oct 2021
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Kinktober Day 22- Foot Worship
Clary takes care of Isabelle's sore feet after a long day.
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She dips her head and kisses Clary with her hand curled around the other woman’s waist, holding Clary against her despite the warm mug burning her.“I’m fine,” she says. “Remind me to never go on patrol in brand new boots. I think my feet nearly fell off.”
Clary giggles and kisses Isabelle again. “The only thing your brother and I have ever agreed on is how you need to wear more practical shoes.”
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- Part 21 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
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Attention by dicaculus for suchawannabe56
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
27 Oct 2021
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Kinktober Day 20+21: Daddy kink and Edging
When Alec comes home desperate for Magnus, Magnus decides to teach him some patience.
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“You really didn’t think I’d make this easy on you, did you?” He leans back in his chair and crosses his arms. “You’re going to be a good boy and let my magic play with you while I work, and if you’re good, you can ride me. Does that sound good?”Alec nods furiously. “Yes daddy”
“Good.” He goes back to work before he stops again. “Oh one more thing, you’re not allowed to come.”
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- Part 20 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
- Part 6 of Blame Melia
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In My Fantasy by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
24 Oct 2021
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Kinktober Day 19- Masturbation
Training with Isabelle leaves Clary a little hot and bothered.
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Clary grabs Isabelle’s wrists and slides them on the floor, pinning them above the shadowhunter’s head. She leans her forehead on Isabelle’s bicep and pants, trying to catch her breath.“Got you”
“Yeah,” Isabelle pants, “You got me proud of you, Clary.”
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- Part 19 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
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Your Reflection in the Mirror by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
22 Oct 2021
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Kinktober Day 18- Mirror Sex
Magnus and Alec put the mirror in their bedroom to good use.
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“Look at yourself!” Alec growls into Magnus’s neck
He grabs Magnus’s chin and forces him to look at his reflection. Magnus looks at their sweaty bodies, illuminated by the candles lit around the room. Alec’s flushed face that’s shoved into his neck. The way his cock is curled up against his stomach dribbling pre-come onto Alec’s large hand as he thrusts into him from behind. And his eyes, his golden cat eyes staring back at him. “Look how beautiful they are, so bright, powerful” he breathes heavily into Magnus’s ear as he speaks. “The first time I saw your eyes I didn’t think I’d survive with how they looked at me.”Series
- Part 18 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
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You're an evil warlock Mr.Bane by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
20 Oct 2021
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Kinktober Day 17- Teasing
When Alec leaves Magnus wanting one more one morning, he decides to tease his shadowhunter.
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The first few texts are from Isabelle asking him how everything’s going and telling him not to kill anyone. But the others are from Magnus. The first simply says he misses him and he hopes the meetings go well, which makes Alec smile and feel warm inside. But the next ones make Alec’s cheeks burn.It’s a picture of Magnus’s hand on his bulged underwear. The grey material stretches over his cock, showing Alec just how hard he is. Underneath the picture is a text message.
Look what you left me to take care of all by myself
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- Part 17 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
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My King by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
19 Oct 2021
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Kinktober Day 16- Public
Watching Magnus being a King makes Alec a little hot
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Magnus shivers at Alec, calling him his King. “You enjoy me give orders? Would you like me to give you an order, baby?”“Please, my King.”
Magnus grabs Alec’s chin forcing him to look Magnus in the eyes “I want you to take my cock out and ride me right here where anyone could see you, where anyone could see the pleasure I can give you.”
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- Part 16 of Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021)
