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Lance gets a nasty surprise from the period fairy, and Keith is just lovely. Lots of soft feelings and a little bit of MarioKart.
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- Part 4 of two hundred degrees
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A continuation of Keith and Lance figuring out this relationship thing, and Lance being a good boyfriend and staying chill and cool around Keith's older brother, who also happens to be his tutor. A lot of mushy nonsense.
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- Part 3 of two hundred degrees
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"I, personally, think it’s going to be fine.”
“You do?” asked Lance, pitifully hopeful.
“He looks at you like you’re the fucking sun, it’s honestly a little bit embarrassing when I’m in the same room.”
"Shut up."
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- Part 2 of two hundred degrees
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“I mean, Keith's entire face was covered in glitter so I say we just leave them to it.”
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- Part 1 of two hundred degrees
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Todd Brotzman and His Entirely Ridiculous Third Year by dirrrk
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 Aug 2018
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Todd arrives for his third year at Hogwarts. Amanda arrives for her first. The affectionately, and reluctantly, named “Gryffindor Squad”, comprised of Farah Black, Tina Teventino, Sherlock Hobbs and Todd Brotzman himself, mean to make their mark on Hogwarts. That's a lie, they mostly just want to pass their classes and not get expelled, but that's not how good stories work.
Dirk Gently is entirely the strangest boy he's ever met, but Todd's strangely okay with this. Todd is very punk rock and doesn't have feelings for cute Hufflepuffs. This is another lie.
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How do you build a life when you save a world you thought you'd lost?
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An anthology of domestic moments set in a fantastically happy future, after the apocalypse has been stopped and Jon and Martin get to live out their days in a normal world.
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- Part 2 of this is not the house that pain built
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01 Jun 2021
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Back to the Wall by SirCumference for noussommeslessquelettes
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 May 2022
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Look, Lance is fine, okay? He’s doing great, actually. He’s starting to climb again, he's got amazing friends that love him, his bladder is super healthy right now, and he's finally sworn off dating! Which was a great idea, really. Best idea ever.
It’s just too bad he meets Keith. Dude's gonna throw all his plans out of whack.
OR a climbing gym AU where Keith is a lonely bike mechanic with a cute dog, and Lance is a grad student with a chronic illness. They reconnect after a past hook up and things sort of spiral from there.
PSA: reuploaded!
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28 Mar 2018
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I Can't Tell One From the Other (Did I Find You Or You Find Me) by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Jun 2017
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"I can't possibly meet your parents on Sunday, Todd! It's too soon! I haven't done any preparatory research!"
"Yeah," Todd says, "we all know you're Mister Preparatory Research."
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Todd's still trying to Fix Things with his family, and he's not sure if introducing them to Dirk Gently counts as progress in that department.
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- Part 4 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
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11 Dec 2017
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Tall Clear Letters by unintentionallyangsty
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
22 Jul 2017
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It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
(or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)- Language:
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03 Dec 2017