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    Kim and Dave, after.

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    Five times Ilse surprises Emily with an eligible gentleman at a dinner party, and one time Emily surprises Ilse. Or: Ilse and Perry learn how to be married. Ilse-centric.

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    5
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    39
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    The assembled villains chorus: “I will not blame my brother for his birth; the virtues assigned to him in legitimacy are no more his doing than the vices assigned to me in bastardy.”

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    6
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    25
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    3
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    Five times Eileen is at peace with her fate, and one time Merope resents it.

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    6
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    34
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    4
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    Toronto, 1956. When one of her clients is suspected of murder based on circumstantial evidence, divorce lawyer Beatrice Miller sets out to find the real killer. With the help of investigative journalist Gil Ford and a private detective who absolutely refuses to be called Redfern, can Bea find hard proof her client is innocent?

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    74,408
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    19/19
    Comments:
    17
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    657
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    Matilda really doesn’t know what made her say it. Maybe she was briefly possessed by the ghost of Juniper Laboeuf. Maybe it was a moment of temporary insanity. Well, whatever. The thing is, she said it, and then it was over to Brom, and Brom made it worse. He said, “I’d marry her.” 

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    1/1
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    10
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    53
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    6
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    The thing is, they spend so much time dancing attendance on Philippa that half of Bolingbroke calls them Alec-and-Alonzo.

    The thing is, even when Philippa is in Kingsport, Alonzo can't look at Alec without feeling that hot flare of lingering antagonism, deep inside. 

    The thing is, Alec is handsome and charming and good-humoured and, honestly, Alonzo can't fathom why Philippa hasn’t just chosen Alec by now and put them all out of their misery. 

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    46
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    8
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    "Someday we’ll see an end to war, and then you and I will take a nap together."

    In the days after the peace, four beds where Nikolai and Zoya nap (or "nap").

    Language:
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    1/1
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    15
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    359
    Bookmarks:
    86
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    4,844
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    The problem with being married to the nicest man in the world is that sometimes he just doesn't understand.

    The problem with talking to the most infuriating man in the world is that sometimes he understands too well.

    // a certain phone call in The Brutal Telling

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    1/1
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    27
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    3
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    421
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    Carrie grew up with two pig-headed brothers, a confidence trickster, and a witch. Redirecting the unwanted advances of a presumptuous suitor is entirely within her skillset. 

    Not that the regal woman on the other side of the tea shop looks like she needs Carrie's help. 

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    315
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    Small towns like to think they know everyone's secrets. But Freddy Ventura is done with the NHL and back in Kellynch Falls, Ontario, and no one in town knows what happened before he left fifteen years ago. No one but Ian Elliott.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    60
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    146
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    2,692
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    It was not, technically, a "meeting the parents" situation, in that Chuck Bingley had already met John Bennet's parents. But that had been back before they were boyfriends. Before Chuck had accidentally-on-purpose ghosted their son and then come back to apologize for it.

    AKA: Chuck attends his first Bennet Family Sunday dinner at the farm.

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    Comments:
    2
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    62
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    2
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    1,010
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    Ilse's getting married. Perry's trying to get promoted. They can flirt by moonlight, but any chance they might have had to be together is long gone... isn't it?

    Lord, what fools these mortals be.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    54
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    9
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    The thing about Eliza Scarlet was that she gave a man ideas.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3,325
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    Snapshots of Christmas at Longbourn Dairy Farm.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    3,187
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    Leo Bennet was in the Meryton Cafe, and if this was a setup, Darcy Fitzwilliam was going to murder her best friend.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4,527
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    Darcy Fitzwilliam was in the Meryton Cafe, and Leo Bennet might just have lost his goddamn mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,287
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    Truth was, cheesy as it sounded even in his own mind, John Bennet had never felt about anyone else the way he’d felt about Chuck Bingley.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,484
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    Chuck Bingley's younger sister told him once, with some disdain, that he had an “almost pathological need to be liked by everyone.”

    It stung, partly because it was a little bit true. He cared too much what people thought about him, cared too much in general.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,632
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    In hindsight, Leo Bennet should have known better than to trust the answers he found on Google.

    Well, in hindsight, there were a lot of things he should have done differently.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2,319

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