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    While jerking off and thinking of each other, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov switch bodies. With a week before they meet for their first game of their second professional season, they've got no choice but to live each others' lives until then. But will seeing each other in person reverse whatever switched them?

    Ilya plans to enjoy the admiration, while Shane is about to learn what it's like to be respected, but not loved. They both also find they're enjoying their predicament more than they should - and they've switched more than just appearances. Tastes and language skills remain, as do echoes of other memories.

    Shane's about to learn there's more to the dickish Russian than an attitude and talent, and Ilya's about to learn that being the golden boy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Shane has been missing for a long, long time.

    Or: Ilya goes on a road trip. Somewhere along the way, he finds himself again.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    “Alcohol is a blood thinner, you realize. You shouldn’t be giving him that.”

    “Well, we just cut his fuckin leg off, so we figured he deserved a little treat,” Marlow snapped.

    Ilya blinked. He stared down at his leg. Wrapped in a torn jersey and tied off with a belt. Also, it ended just past his knee.

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    or: The Boston Raiders plane goes down sometime in November, 2016, while Shane Hollander is flouncing around with Rose Landry

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Shane thinks about Ilya; thinks about the glorious gasping surprise of Shane and considers that he has made an absolutely fucking massive mistake somewhere along his way here but he has no idea what it was. Behind his eyelids he thinks about his own name choked out like a confession and thinks about the Ilya that seemed to come so naturally, and wishes desperately that he'd done something differently. Something, almost anything, but he doesn't know what, can't pin the thought down. He has no idea what he's wishing for except for different.

    As it turns out, once they're in motion there's nothing that can keep his eyes open, and he sleeps.

    There's a dream that feels like turning inside out, like stretching and rebounding, like a path cleared and his is the first skate that touches the ice after the Zamboni leaves it, and he wakes —

    He wakes.

    Head thick and foggy until he shakes it and it clears, but he wakes —

    — and they're back at the hotel.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Luca Haas comes to the Milan Winter Olympics planning to focus on hockey and absolutely nothing else.

    Unfortunately, figure skater Evan Whittaker is also there.

    They haven’t spoken since middle school in Switzerland. And they keep running into each other in the Olympic Village.

    Featuring: pairs figure skating, foosball, ice hockey playoffs, Centaurs teammates who notice everything, Swiss flag merchandise and a slow(ish) burn romance.

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    22 Feb 2026