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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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04 Apr 2026
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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29 Mar 2026
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If You Don't Know How to Blow, Blow for Me by trufflehargau
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
26 Mar 2023
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Xie Lian’s eyes flicked halfway up the length of San Lang’s body, sitting rather stiffly on the sofa. He looked kind of awkward, to be honest. Then again, awkwardness was probably a bit of a given when you were sex-coaching the flatmate you’d only known for two weeks.
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Or: Jun Wu has dumped Xie Lian for being bad in bed. Desperate to get him back, Xie Lian asks his new flatmate to be his sex-coach. His new flatmate surprisingly says yes.
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10 Mar 2026
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Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.
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- Part 1 of Foundations!verse
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After returning for eighth year, Draco can't get over his awful crush, but has no idea how to get Harry to open up to him. That is, until a random meeting leaves Draco in an awkward position that just might be what he needs to get there.
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In which a ferret captures the heart of a sad boy.
This is a bit of a crack!fic but it’s very cute and fluffy. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll aww. It’s a real good time.
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07 Jun 2025
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20 Aug 2023
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It Ain't The Being Alone (You Know It's More The Being Unknown) by EdwardAllenPoe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2023
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(SEASON 2 SPOILERS OFC BE WARNED)
In 578 A.D., Aziraphale summoned Crowley for the first time. 1,445 years later, he summons him again, in entirely different circumstances. For one, Aziraphale wasn't on his knees seconds from passing out the first time around.
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After Aziraphale leaves Crowley for Heaven, he comes back months later asking him to stop The Second Coming, his divine essence basically completely drained. What is The Second Coming, and will Crowley help his (ex) best friend?
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30 Jul 2023
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One shot of hagrid arriving to find someone. . . Unexpected, shall we say.
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30 Nov 2022
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i'm harry potter harry harry potter - slytherin harry book 1 by EnbyHighMage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2022
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Harry doesn't choose Gryffindor. It's as easy as that, but everything changes. Friendships are formed, teachers are pranked and someone's dark plot is unfolding in the background...
Hang on to your hats and get ready for Harry Potter like many people have imagined before - but maybe a bit different! I hope! Enjoy!
As a talented creator on this site said, "I don't own Harry Potter but if I did, I wouldn't be a TERF."
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- Part 1 of slytherin harry
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Raised by Voldemort Harry followed in the footsteps of his former parents and became a death eater. Harry now aids Voldemort in his plans to take over.
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WangXian.mp3 by danmeididi (qingqiuwus)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Dec 2020
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in which wei wuxian finds lan wangji's ipod in the jacket the latter lent him.
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Everyone who loves you goes to heaven by fragilities
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
28 Aug 2020
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Beomgyu is definitely, absolutely, totally over his ex-boyfriend. Or at least he's trying really hard to believe he is.
But then everything falls apart like this: A chance meeting, a misunderstanding, and a moment that's far too much like old times to remind him of how much he really misses Taehyun.
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under the sky in room 553 i discovered you and i by spellfire
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
19 Nov 2020
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“Have you ever heard about the origami hearts tradition in the hospital?”
Taking the heart, the child excitedly inspected it, nodding in glee. “Yes! My mama told me that when someone leaves the hospital to go to heaven, we all fold a paper heart for them! Like this, like this!”
“That’s right,” chuckled Soobin. “But do you know how it started? It started here, in this room. From a boy who used to fold a paper heart every day for his lost love, hoping each one he makes will take him closer to the day those eyes would open again.”
"Unfortunately for him, the day never came."
In other words, a hopeless love story of two childhood best friends who didn't realise what it meant to have each other until it was too late; compiled of yearning, loss, forlorn hope, unrequited love, and every tragedy in between.
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a collection of all the times beomgyu rejects taehyun.
and one time he realizes his mistake.
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Bookmarked by doesntmatterlol
11 Aug 2021
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y do I do this to myself
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yeonjun had loved him. loved him as much as he could possibly love someone. but love, like everything else, isn’t definite.
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Forcing Me To Love You Isn't Fair Play by Sugar_Pears
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
25 Apr 2020
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XiaoZhan is a 10-year-old boy who sees ghosts, demons, and deities. He must never bleed unless he wants both evil and godly beings after his flesh, because even just one bite will make them powerful. With the guide of a mysterious stranger, XiaoZhan, along with his red umbrella, found a mischievous deity trapped inside of an illusion. XiaoZhan wanted the deity to protect him, so he made the handsome gege promise. Now, the deity will come to XiaoZhan every time the younger boy calls his name--but... what if the deity doesn't tell him?
18 years later, XiaoZhan manages to stay alive, but accidentally bumps into a familiar face that has yet to age. Will he protect him this time? With the help of the same stranger, he ties the deity to him through a necklace. Thing is... the necklace forces the wearer to fall in love with the one who gave it to him.
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Based on the Korean OdysseySeries
- Part 1 of Forcing Me To Love You Isn't Fair Play
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"I wanted muffins" the younger pouted out.
It took Xiao Zhan a minute to feel the burn on his wrist. Another to register what Yibo said, and two more to realize how utterly fucked he was
(DROPPED FOR NOW!!!)
Bookmarked by doesntmatterlol
06 Jun 2021
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funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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A story about Xiao Zhan, new Hufflepuff Potions professor at Hogwarts, and Wang Yibo, Head of Slytherin House and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
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Bookmarked by doesntmatterlol
04 Jun 2021
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The author really just combined the plot of HP(Goblet of fire) and CQL LMAO
not super creative but it's still pretty cool
don't like how it started out, was very not like them
not like I came here for the ship tho
the plots pretty good
should've known how it turned out, but dumbass me was just too busy screaming over the ship