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Together Through the Grapevine by dontthrowsticksatme, fellytone_mod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2024
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The most dreadful news: Draco is moving to Canada.
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- Part 9 of Melody, Amulet
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With nowhere else to go, a washed-up Harry Potter crashes on Draco Malfoy’s couch, disrupting the domestic life at this fresh dad’s two-bedroom, Muggle walk-up. From his spot on the couch, Harry watches Draco navigate the wonders of fatherhood. Draco, meanwhile, struggles to understand his urge to take care of his former enemy (it must be the paternal instinct).
(Note: this is not an addiction recovery fic. There is an addiction recovery side plot, but I don't know enough to do it justice.)
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Crimson and Clover - A tale in canon by dontthrowsticksatme
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2020
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What if Harry Potter liked Draco Malfoy the first time they met?
I copied all the scenes from the Harry Potter series in which Draco Malfoy was mentioned. Then I turned some frowns upside down, made up a few logical consequences – and there you have it: Drarry’s canon (even more than it already is).
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- Part 1 of The Chosen Two
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Melody, Amulet by appleslightning, boshspice, dontthrowsticksatme, fellytone_mod, girlcave, greattemptation, hsvh, LLAP115, MaesterChill, mvgneto, SquibNation10, StarQuesting, strawhouses, sundayroadkill
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jul 2024
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The Enchantment of Little Beasts by Frumpologist - a Podfic by Cailynwrites for dontthrowsticksatme
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2024
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Harry finds a baby Kneazle abandoned in Diagon Alley and brings it home. Draco is less than amused.
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- Part 16 of DCC Birthday Exchange
Bookmarked by dontthrowsticksatme
01 Nov 2024
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A stubborn lock of hair gets tucked behind Malfoy's ear twenty-six times. Harry only counts because what else has he got to do.
Homework, Hermione's shrill voice sounds in his head. Oh, Harry, you have so much homework, you're behind on everything, what are you doing? Did you really come back for eighth year just to spy on Draco Malfoy again?
It's a good question. Twenty-seven, now.
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Bookmarked by dontthrowsticksatme
16 Aug 2024
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winter, 2002: Draco Malfoy is absolutely fine, thank you very much.
summer, 2008: Harry Potter is, er- well, not good exactly, but definitely better. Yeah. Better than before.A love story told in two somewhat unreliable parts, over six years. Featuring secret shagging, to friends, to the 'how is it fair for someone to say your name like that' sort of friends, to, finally, someone you could call a home.
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Bookmarked by dontthrowsticksatme
09 May 2024
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The war is over and Harry has returned to help rebuild Hogwarts. He longs to move forwards, but the past refuses to let him go. The castle is full of ghosts: haunting nightmares, the deaths he couldn't prevent, and the age-old rivalry that Draco Malfoy seems determined to maintain.
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Bookmarked by dontthrowsticksatme
01 May 2024
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It takes Harry a while to work out that every month, almost like clockwork, Draco is given an assignment in the field that takes him out of their shared office for days on end. After each assignment, Draco returns looking so bloody exhausted that Harry gears up to file a complaint with their boss. When questioned about it, Draco’s explanations range from mildly suspect to intensely suspicious. Harry takes it upon himself to find out what’s going on.
Or: Harry makes a bunch of unintentional knotting jokes while an increasingly baffled Draco is driven insane.
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Bookmarked by dontthrowsticksatme
17 Feb 2024