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    For half a second he wondered if this was crossing a line he couldn’t uncross, and then he got a good look at Gale’s cock and all rational thought fled his mind.

    Gale was tiny. Not average or even below average, a new category of its own.

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    Astarion settled casually on the wall not far from Gale, a front row seat to his humiliation. He looked comfortable as anything and had not lost the vicious smile that made Gale fear for his sanity.

    “Comfortable, dear wizard?”

    He grit his teeth, at the very least he could take it well and leave with his dignity intact. Astarion would not see him squirm. “Never better.”

    The vampire turned to Abdirak. “Don’t hold back.”

    ———

    The Loviatar pain ritual scene where Gale takes it like a champ while Astarion watches.

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    2/2
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    13
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    The light was so faint he wasn’t sure he would have seen it without use of his acute darkvision. Any light in such darkness was a beacon, however small. He listened, nothing.

    With one careful hand he reached out to the tent flap, cautiously testing to see if there was still a barrier up.

    *Pop.*

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    They fuck nasty with a simulacrum. That’s the fic. I believe in freaky sex magic Gale supremacy !!!

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    1/1
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    13
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    10
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    722
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    no. it is immortal as immaculate youth

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    Harry Potter has been a detective for a long time but this may prove to be his greatest mystery yet. Will Draco Malfoy prove to be more of a hindrance than a help? Only time will tell.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    21
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3,523
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    Kuebiko: a state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence

    Magnus discovers the ruins of his home and indulges in a good old fashioned breakdown

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    1/1
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    21
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    133
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    Pluviophile: any organism that thrives in conditions of heavy rainfall; one who loves rain, a rain-lover

    Barry reflects on the rain alone, unknowing, and fulfilled.

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    Comments:
    1
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    319
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    Énouement: the bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self

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    Taako thinks about where he's been and where he's going.

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    English
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    1,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    777
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    Monachopsis: the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place

    Lup knows something isn't right with her brother and she's going to get to the bottom of it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    581
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    Oblivion: the state of being completely forgotten or unknown; connotes feelings of isolation and aloofness, which lead to the annihilation or extinction of the self metaphorically

    A collection of scenes from Lup's time spent inside the umbra staff.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    345
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    Hurley falls in love, breaks some rules, and dies. Sloane has her covered though.

    (Or rather, the Hurloane backstory we all deserve.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    5
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    305
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    Kravitz is the writer of a popular children's book series about a child detective. His boyfriend's son absolutely cannot know this, so it's up to Kravitz to keep it a secret. It's not going to be easy, especially not with boy detective Angus McDonald on the case.

    Get out your magnifying glasses kids, because it's.....THE ADVENTURE ZONE.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    552
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    62
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    3,487
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    Taako struggles with coffee while his family looks on.

    (Alternatively: Taako invents the pumpkin spice latte with absolutely no help from anyone.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    914
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    5 times an alien flirts with Lance (and he has no clue) and one time Lance flirts with an alien (and has at least one clue).

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    13
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    239
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    51
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    Ronan has a potty mouth and a gaggle of children that follow him around like ducklings. The two do not mix.

     

    (You do not have to have read AFTG or the other works in this series to read this. All you have to know is that Ronan is a coach of a little league sport.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,105
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    An AU where Ryan Dalias is a regular old surgeon on planet earth working the night shift and Akmazian is the poor fool that's ruining his quiet night in because he drunkenly swallowed something he shouldn't have.

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    English
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    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    788
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    Thanksgiving at 300 Fox Way gets two new participants, Nicky is wrapped tightly around Opal's pinky finger, and Neil and Mr. Gray have no concept of what a good family holiday is like.

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    English
    Words:
    1,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,794
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    Mr.Gray is Neil's uncle.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Ronan Lynch is a little league Exy coach and that's the gist of it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,329
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    Lance gets hit on and Shiro goes into Dad mode that's it that's the story.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    2,373
    Bookmarks:
    234
    Hits:
    22,102
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    Written for the tumblr prompt
    "Person A loves candy corn. Person B thinks it’s the literal spawn of Satan."

    Lance and Keith disagree on some things

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    385

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