eyebrowofdoom
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My darling Louis was so delicate, when he described where I first approached him, all those years ago in Paris. A park.
Other people would say it was a cottage. A tearoom, a beat, a cruising place. A tasse, a lieu de drague.
(One shot, post s02e02.)
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Principles for the discipline of boys and young men by eyebrowofdoom
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 May 2024
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Rashid has been impertinent.
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Q required, he decided, the clarifying attention of an actual, factual homosexual. He was going back on Grindr.
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It was necessary to plan for contingencies relating to the white van.
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They went out hunting: Arthur, Merlin and a party of knights. They were a lively party, calling to and fro and spurring their horses to prancing. Peace was a play in which they were newly cast.
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RE: Thesis defense issue by kalirush for owl_coffee
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion Of Your Thesis Defense (McSweeney's Post) - Luke Burns
24 Dec 2020
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.
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03 Jan 2021
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EXTREMELY funny if you have any experience in academia or any kind of committee-run business
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Blackadder schemes to take advantage of Darling's talents.
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02 Jan 2021
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Great Blackadder voice
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The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused.
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31 Dec 2018
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Hilarious and hot, smart romcom xeno that leans into the awkwardness and I love it.
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"David," she sighs, "what am I going to do with you?"
It takes him a while to come back to a place where he can speak. "Whatever you like, ma'am," he says, and means it.
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31 Dec 2018
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Delicious Bodyguard fic that goes to the femdom place we were all going in our hearts/trousers.
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The techs find it funny when Logan puts in his requests.
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31 Dec 2018
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I had never considered this pairing but wow. Really psychologically sophisticated re. the dissonance of intimacy with a host, the hovering between honesty and dishonesty, of being intensely present with this person but also intensely alone when you remember they're not a person. Anyway I would like to bang Teddy while weeping about my own loneliness now :D:D:D