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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov kisses his teammates.
    He fist bumps his husband.
    The internet noticed. The internet made a spreadsheet.
    The internet ran out of sexualities.

    Now the Ottawa Centaurs are under investigation, Northline is selling the fist bump as a two-pack, and nobody on the team is beating the allegations that the husbands are the "straightest" people on the team.

    Or: The girl with the kink thread was right all along.

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    10 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander's tenant is loud, high-maintenance, and personally responsible for at least half of the building's maintenance budget. Ilya Rozanov thinks his landlord is an uptight old man with an unhealthy attachment to building code. They have exactly one thing in common: they hate each other.

    Featuring: smoke detectors, rooftop renovations, and sexual tension disguised as property maintenance.

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    09 Oct 2026

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    “The important thing is I’ve domesticated you.”

    “Domesticated me? Are you not moving downstairs?”

    Ilya nodded slowly. “You’re right. The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways.”

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    06 Oct 2026

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    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

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    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

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    06 Oct 2026