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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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04 Jan 2026
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Ilya watches Shane play billiards and has several NSFW thoughts about it. Thoughts, obviously, turn into actions.
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04 Jan 2026
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I want to sell what you’re buying by orphean for linndechir
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe
04 Jun 2021
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‘Ain’t safe for a pretty young thing like you to be alone in this part of town. What brings you out here, anyway? Wouldn’t think a Metropolis hotshot like you would want to sully your soles with Gotham dirt.’
‘I’m following up on a lead.’ Clark said without thinking about it. Stupid. If Bruce found out that he was in Gotham, he’d chew him out for days. (Then again, at least Bruce would be acknowledging him.) ‘Look, I’m really grateful, but I should–’
Clark moved to take a step away but Matches caught him, his fingers curling around Clark’s bicep. Clark was surprised at the strength in those fingers.
‘A lead, you say? Maybe I can help you out. I know a thing or two.’ Matches kept his hand on Clark’s arm, his thumb rubbing smooth patterns over Clark’s jacket. ‘Let me buy you a drink, and maybe I’ll share. What do you say?’
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30 Dec 2025
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Desperation by Sunless_Garden
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
18 May 2021
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Superman saves Batman from Poison Ivy. Batman saves Superman from sex pollen. (Does he?)
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- 2/2
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- 71
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29 Dec 2025
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Office Gossip by BearlyWriting for juggling_hearts
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
01 Jan 2021
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“It’s a common misconception, Bruce muses, that Kryptonians don’t need to breathe.”
Bruce wants to try something and Clark is all too happy to oblige.
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15 Dec 2025
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Release by MFLuder for juggling_hearts
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
18 Dec 2020
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Sometimes things get too much for the alien and man who holds the world on his shoulders. When it does, Bruce helps him find release.
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14 Dec 2025
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surrender by orphean
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Oct 2020
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(Or: Three times Bruce and Clark didn’t talk, and one time they did.)
When he thought about it later (and he thought about it all the time) Clark was pretty sure he was the first to kiss. It was a kiss to shut Bruce up, an easy way to end the argument. The kiss would be a warning, and Clark would pull back and say something clever and confident, something that would even make the Gotham Bat have second thoughts about this fight. That’s what was supposed to happen.
Bruce wasn’t supposed to kiss him back.
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10 Dec 2025
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Bruce Wayne visits the Daily Planet office.
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08 Dec 2025
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“What the bloody fuck,” Eames exclaims. “Team building exercise?”
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02 Dec 2025
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It always comes back to one thing, anyway: Arthur’s body is his own.
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30 Nov 2025
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Eames’ dick is the talk of dreamshare, and everyone’s had a look. Everyone except Arthur.
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29 Nov 2025
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"For fuck’s sake, Eames." Brilliant, there’s that grumpy little furrow between Arthur’s angry eyebrows. "Can you go back to being concussed? I’m this close to taking that Yakuza bounty and murdering you myself. Please. Shut the fuck up."
Jackpot.
"Why don’t you make me?"
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Arthur and Eames are stuck in Eames’ Hanoi safe house for three more days. Eames has an idea for how they can spend their time.
Standalone PWP.
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- Part 3 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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28 Nov 2025
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Lips Like Tangerine by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 May 2020
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Clark has to interview a very stressed Bruce Wayne.
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27 Nov 2025
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Adventures in Alien Biology by Romiress for inihiu
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
20 Dec 2019
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Every one hundred and thirty four days, Clark goes missing for forty-eight hours While not a problem for the rest of the League, it's a big problem for Bruce, and he'll do whatever it takes to put a stop to it.
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20 Nov 2025
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Clark wins a bet and Bruce is the prize.
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19 Nov 2025
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Batman decides Superman needs a lesson in control and following orders.
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18 Nov 2025
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The Shape Of My Heart by Brenda for Selofain, CrocInCrocs, susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
26 Jul 2019
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Bruce is impossible, stubborn, willfully self-destructive, and so self-sacrificing it's a wonder he hasn't suffocated under the weight of it. And Clark is stupidly, dizzyingly, crazy about him.
Or, post-Justice League, five surprising and intriguing things Clark learns about Bruce (and the time he decides to do something with all of his new knowledge.)
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- Part 2 of Here I Love You
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- English
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- 27,810
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- 7/7
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16 Nov 2025
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perfect strangers by susiecarter for linndechir
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Justice League (2017)
26 Jul 2019
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Batman and Superman are fucking. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are a great cover for fighting crime, and also might be dating. Bruce and Clark have no idea what they're doing; but they definitely aren't going to be able to talk themselves into stopping.
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- 15,696
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15 Nov 2025
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something old and new by kuwabara
Fandoms: DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 May 2019
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[Watching him like this, snoring lightly with a pillow pulled against his chest, Clark was beginning to realize that Bruce didn’t sleep lightly and rise early in the morning out of nature, he did it out of will. What he saw before him was a slow and lazy riser, someone who slept like it was all there was in the world. And there was something Clark rarely saw on Bruce; he was relaxed, and he wasn’t fighting against himself. He just slept.]
Bruce isn't feeling his best, so Lois tells Clark to go be with him.
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14 Nov 2025
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The Benefits of Optimism by 1863 for Impala_Chick
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
14 Apr 2019
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It's a noteworthy week when getting body-swapped isn't the most surprising thing that happens.
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13 Nov 2025