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Essays Regarding The Arousing Properties of Spoken Words by HexxBunny
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Sep 2024
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"I’m saying I could do a good job, by, let’s say, your standards. You are the artist here, can you not see the artistry in undoing a partner with nothing but words?”
“Prove it, then.”
“What do I get when I win?”
“Whatever you want.”
Oh.
Oh, it would be like that then.--
Kaveh doubts Alhaitham could be any good at dirty talk, and challenges him to prove him wrong. In the middle of a full tavern.
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30 Dec 2025
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Rode hard and put away wet by frootyinfarc
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
11 Nov 2024
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Young, hot and virile college student, Yoo Joonghyuk, takes a job as a private chef, is tormented by his MILF employer, and decides to fuck them — in that exact order.
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30 Dec 2025
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“Zhongli,” Childe says, rocking them side to side slightly. “I’ve got it.”
“Got what?” Zhongli asks. It’s impossible to not smile when faced with that look - it’s something that had compelled him to want to be Childe’s friend. No one makes him smile as much as Childe can.
“I should suck you off,” Childe continues, still smiling, still rocking them from side to side. “It’s perfect. You’re sexually repressed-” Nonsense, and Zhongli scoffs- “and really bad at picking up women-” Okay, that’s true- “and I’m bisexual. I can suck dick. Good at it, even.”
Zhongli’s heartbeat is far too loud in his ears, but he’s very sure he didn’t mishear that. “Um.” That wasn’t where he thought this conversation would go, but now they’re here it’s actually surprisingly easy to imagine Childe on his knees. “But you’re… not my boyfriend?”
Zhongli knows two things about himself - that he's heterosexual, and that he's going to fail his entire degree if he doesn't get his brain to co-operate with the whole learning thing. Thankfully for Zhongli, he has a beautiful bisexual roommate who is happy to (platonically, of course) blowjob him back on track.
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27 Dec 2025
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1-800-MISS-U-BAE by skillissues
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
24 Dec 2025
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“She was asking if you were taken.”
Yoo Joonghyuk stops walking, and turns back. In the flush of sunset, his eyes are a warm, golden brown. “What did you tell her?”
Kim Dokja breathes out slowly. "That we're married with three kids. Can you believe she didn't want to hear about how our youngest is starting kindergarten soon?”
They break up, but Kim Dokja can't afford to move out just yet. Living together is simple the most practical solution. Does it matter that they still have feelings for each other? No, of course not.
The arrangement is temporary, economic, clever, sensible, and—as Kim Dokja rapidly discovers—the worst fucking idea he's ever had.
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25 Dec 2025
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communication is key (but kaveh keeps forgetting his at home) by via_the_cryptid for Sapphire363
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Kaveh and Al-Haitham have been dating for years – if you ask Al-Haitham, that is.
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25 Dec 2025
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How to Verify Important Gossip by Orasmyn
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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Phainon had never imagined Mydei having - well, a vagina and all the other internal stuff that usually goes with it. Maybe he’s a bad person. Maybe he should have.
Not that it’s a problem! Mydei can have any combination of genitals he wants. Or got given when he was busy forming in the womb. He could be totally smooth down there like a Kimon doll, and that totally would be fine.
Phainon hears of a rumor considering Mydei, and because he can't possibly be normal about Mydei, he has to find out if it's true or not.
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22 Dec 2025
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Whichever Shape It Takes by princesscas
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Aug 2025
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Mydei can shapeshift into a cat. Phainon accidentally courts him twice.
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22 Dec 2025
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Wizards Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other by princesscas
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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“I think the Head Boy was having sex in there. With the scary guy.”
“The scary—Mydei?” Castorice asks, incredulous. “He’s not scary at all. In fact, he’s the president of the baking club and—WAIT, THEY WERE DOING WHAT?”
Phainon and Mydei are acting weird. Castorice draws the obvious conclusion: they’re having sex in the Prefects’ Baths.
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21 Dec 2025
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If we have no shippers, that means I'm dead by Intensely_Reading
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Aug 2025
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Phainon wakes to his Phaidei account exploding with notifications, a small war in his comments section, and half the people convinced he’s running the Phaidei account, with the top reply being:
Deliberber @phaifan33550336
replying to @phaidei
Dawg look at my deliverer shipping himself with Mydeimos we’re cookedIt’s enough for him to click on his Weaver account in a frenzied panic, scroll to the settings, and click “delete”—mashing all the buttons, captchas, and “deletes” until he finally sees the “This account no longer exists” on his page.
“Oh my god,” he mutters, heart racing. He chucks his teleslate on his bed and flops back down.
(In which Phainon, an idol, attempts to run a fan account shipping himself with his childhood best friend, Mydeimos—another idol.)
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21 Dec 2025
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please fill in this google form about what you look for in a husband. thanks by sugilite
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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"I have a plan," Phainon says, the moment he steps into the room, "to make Mydei fall in love with me."
Castorice and Cipher turn to him simultaneously, staring at him an expression he does not feel like decoding.
"Did you forget to lock our door, Cipher?"
"Seems like it. My bad."
Phainon has a crush on Mydei. He deals with it in the most questionable way possible.
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07 Dec 2025
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“I’m fine,” Phainon said, but it felt like he was lying. Why did it feel like he was lying? “I’m so fine.”
Mydei took another long sip, the faintest glimmer of teeth showing as he grinned around the lip of the bottle.
“You sound very normal about this,” he said, dryly. “Unless—wait. Are you a homophobe, Phainon?”
Phainon practically choked on air. “What? No! Absolutely not! I just—you—I didn’t expect…”
“Didn’t expect me to like men?”
Or: Phainon realizes he's gay, and then realizes he's been in love with Mydei all along.
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07 Dec 2025
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“If you were truly a man,” Mydei declared, at top volume and apropos of nothing, “you’d fuck me in the ass.”
“Wuh—? Huh?” Phainon fumbled his wooden training sword and nearly dropped it.
This was not how any sane person started a conversation. They were in the public training hall, for gods sake, where Kephale and all their children could witness Phainon having an aneurysm.
Mydei issues a challenge Phainon can’t refuse.
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07 Dec 2025
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does your pretty face see what he's worth by defractum
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2021
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Lan Zhan knows that face. It's Wei Ying.
His head is thrown back, eyes closed, baring a long line of throat interrupted only by his adam's apple. He's pulling the mic stand towards him as he belts out a high note, long and piercing, the crowd screaming along with him. He cuts it off and snaps his eyes open – the camera catches it head on and for a single breath, it's almost as if he's looking straight at Lan Zhan.
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The ballet dancer!LWJ and rockstar!WWX AU
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22 Nov 2025
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we'll get him falling for a stranger (or a catfish) by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2021
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Lan Wangji: Yingying?
Lan Wangji: Are you busy with class?
Lan Wangji: Won’t disturb you if that’s the case.
Lan Wangji: (´• ω •`)
Wei Ying wants to cry.
What jock uses kaomojis? Ever?
Or, Wei Ying is hired by a client to catfish Lan Wangji online, as a hot girl, for revenge. Except, Lan Wangji is not the playboy jock he expected...
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20 Nov 2025
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Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk are researchers in Antarctica.
At this point, even the penguins want them to finally get together.
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03 Nov 2025
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what thing it is (that people most desire) by Jinxed_Ink for noah_czerny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2020
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"I never had any intention to marry.”
“Never?” there was an odd light in Qingqiu’s eyes, an indecipherable tension in his voice.
“Once,” Yue Qingyuan corrected. “When I was very young. There was someone I believed I would marry, then.” The world had seemed much simpler, at sixteen. For all the danger that plagued their lives, they had both been so certain of each other.
“Youthful folly,” Qingqiu said, his smile sliding sideways. “I know something of that. I came to my senses, eventually. I see your Majesty did, too.”
In which Shen Jiu deals with his feelings of abandonment the sensible way (by disguising his identity and blackmailing the person who abandoned him into marriage) and Yue Qingyuan accidentally falls in love with the same person twice.
Very, very loosely based on the Arthurian legend "The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle"
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30 Oct 2025
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The last person I expected to fall in love with was the boy who sat next to me all semester and never said a word.
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28 Oct 2025
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Deluxe System 2.0: Co-op Mode! by kitsunealyc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2021
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Standing on the edge of the Endless Abyss, Shen Yuan chooses to take the point deduction and die rather than shove Luo Binghe over the edge.
What can the System do except engage the failsafe mode and restore the account of the original user?
(or, Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu become trapped in the same body and are forced to cooperate in order to survive the plot and achieve their happy endings)
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24 Oct 2025
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Like Haitham would even care, Kaveh almost says, before remembering that the whole point is making everyone think Al-Haitham would, in fact, care.
“Oh, he’ll show up, all right,” he says instead. “He’s going to show up so hard, you don’t even know. Because he cares. So much. About me.”
His abductors trade looks with each other.
“Why do you think he’s into him?” the first man whispers, perfectly audible.
The other shrugs. “Maybe the ex-Acting Grand Sage likes blondes?”
Or: After the truth of his living situation finally gets out to the rest of Sumeru, Kaveh knows he has only one way to protect his reputation: convince everyone that he and Al-Haitham are married.
Too bad he never realized the risk of being the former Acting Grand Sage’s wife.
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20 Oct 2025
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“This too will be added to your ledger,” Alhaitham says flatly, tilting his head.
Kaveh shoots him a beleaguered look, eyes red rimmed and thick lashes wet as he peers up through them. Surely whatever Kaveh ingested is far from incurable. Aphrodisiacs rarely are.
“Fucking me is going to cost me?” Kaveh scoffs, visibly incensed. “You would sell yourself just to get one more thing to hold over me?”
Alhaitham’s carefully measured expression hides the way his stomach swoops.
Ah.
“Ah.” Alhaitham raises an eyebrow. A switch turns on in his head, washing out reason from his mind and starting to fill it with something else entirely. “I said I would help you, Kaveh. I didn’t say I’d sleep with you.”
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20 Oct 2025