gnomepal
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Due to the rising costs of feeding a herd of teenagers, Principal Scudworth has the bright idea to have the clones make their own food in Home Economics. And they have to make something from their clone parents' birth country. Is that actually any cheaper? Who knows! But it sure makes for some good drama! Will Topher manage to get closer to his crush and favorite person, or will he form a new one?
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What if Lightning McQueen wasn't the one who ended up in Radiator Springs?
Cars, but make it about Chick Hicks.
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Dave discusses a modern rapper's work with his friends.
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While at the lunch table, everyone exposes Topher for his lie of crushing on Joan.
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26 Mar 2026
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Alone on a Tuesday night after your boyfriend broke up with you via one single text message the night prior? (What an asshole!)
Worry no longer! (And grab your sunscreen, ‘cuz it's gonna get HOT.)
There's an Eldritch entity in your home willing to take care of you the way you deserve.
In other words, the CRT you take off Kris's hands after they knocked on your door one morning asking if you wanted it ends up courting you in the most horror-esque ways possible: channel changes to communicate with you, staticky name whispering when he craves your attention, and shadowy manifestations unbound after an altruistic fluffy goat boy nearly convinced him that “all” Darkners grow “obsolete” eventually. (Hah, what a loon!)
But wait, there's more! (The Lord of Screens is, of course, a man who stops at nothing to get what he wants.)
NOTHING will prevent him from showing his Dark World form in the Light World.
Not even Death himself. (He can SUCK it!)
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26 Nov 2025
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It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.
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A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.- Language:
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10 Nov 2025
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“Jesus,” you breathe.
You just sort of stare at each other for a minute. It’s much less intense than your stare-offs with Karkat — in that you can at least continue to feel the flow of time around you — but there's still an undoubtable tension. The other Dave is openly staring at your lips with hunger. You’ve brought your eyeline back up, but you’ve never been more sure that you look absolutely starved.
You swallow the saliva gathering in your mouth before you answer.
“Okay,” you say. It comes out more like a squeak.
You are Dave Strider and you’ve never kissed another person before. And technically you still haven’t.
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25 Oct 2025
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More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.
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- Part 1 of Childstuck
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05 Oct 2025