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    In which Crowley can’t hide things very well, and all the consequences thereafter. ‘Things’ include the following; his living situation, a longing for the stars, dead-set hatred for all things involving the Archangel Gabriel, and a love for an angel that still has yet to be understood. But with said angelic stubbornness (and a little bit of cross-referencing from Jane Austen) it may be one day—which, hopefully, isn’t too far off.

    It will start, as it may end, with a drink.

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    In which Ford’s inevitable battle with Bill Cipher goes a tad more realistically and Stan’s timing with the portal is little more than a miracle. This is the universe and tale where failures become opportunities, hatred leaves you blind, and keeping secrets result in dire consequences that (almost) everyone saw coming.

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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    Mandy didn't realise how lonely she was until she met Robert.

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    After the battle, Mandy and Robert get to go home and rest.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    “every bit of you” 💔

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    One heartbeat stretched into infinity as he froze in abject terror. The barrel of the cannon spun in slow motion as the metal grew warm.
    “FIRING.”

    Holy fuck. He was going to die.

    For some reason, his idiot brain was preoccupied with what its last thoughts should be.
    (I want dad, he allowed. He was dying anyway.)

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    The Z-Team has a bet on how Robert got that nick in his ear, ft. Robbie Robertson II's A+ parenting and the generational weight of legacy

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    24 Nov 2025

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    ily john dispatch!

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    After a literal crash and burn, no mention of a successor at the final press conference, and the overall trainwreck ending of a beloved fifty-year old legacy… Mecha Man is unexpectedly back.

    The Internet loses its shit.

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    In which footage of the suit being moved off the SDN roof leaks online, prompting Robert to face some tough decisions; Prism starts a Z-Team group chat and sends thirsty TikTok edits of Mecha Man; and Robert just wants to kiss his girlfriend, goddamn it.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    “love you guys” 🥹

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    He should have stopped twenty minutes ago. His stomach hadn't ceased its complaining, and he had lifted weights until his arms felt like lead, but his legs still worked, and he intended to complete the mile-long run he saved for the end of every workout, even if he passed out the second he stepped off the treadmill. 

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    Robert pushes himself a bit too hard in the gym in the morning before work. An unlikely interloper expresses their concerns.

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  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    "Chase, I need you to pass on a message to Blonde Blazer that Sonar and I might be a bit late to the shift; seems like there's an emergency," he explained, scooping Beef up into his arms.

    "Fuck's sake, what is it now?" Chase shouted, posture tighter than strings on a violin. "Did the bat freak piss himself and needs a change of diapers? They aren't babies, Robert; they are convicted fucking criminals," he reminded.

    "Correct, they are criminals Chase, not irredeemable monsters—and that means they are not exempt from the occasional human need for compassion; now if you'll excuse us, we have a hero to save."
    Withdrawal is not very kind to Sonar, but at least he now knows Robert and Malevola will accompany him in his misery

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    23 Nov 2025

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    PARAMEDIC ROBERT