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If there's one thing Robert's good at, it's knowing when someone's thinking about dying.
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i look for the truth in the back of your hand by gravitron, mageofthepeople for Elenthya
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2025
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As is with most wars in history, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on different sides of a pointless war. Usually, they're able to steer clear of clashing—but after their last argument in Wessex, Crowley makes no effort to tip the scales evenly, just to prove a point.
This backfires, obviously.
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running through the halls of your haunted home by gravitron for Dragonfire42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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In the late hours of the first Christmas Eve after Aziraphale's promotion, Crowley's body refuses to sleep. He promptly gets wrapped up in Muriel's extremely last-minute Christmas decorating of the bookshop, and ends up finding an old memento that stirs up memories of a time before the Apocalypse and amnesiac Archangels.
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the world is not a nice place to those of us who breathe by gravitron
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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In the early hours of November 1st, 2026, Crowley visits a fortune teller. He comes out learning absolutely nothing new, but is changed nonetheless.
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A year after the first failed apocalypse, Anathema is rummaging around Jasmine Cottage when she stumbles upon a chest filled with decrepit heirlooms, some ordinary-ish and some...not so. They include (but are not exclusive to); a page ripped out of the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, a photo depicting two figures who look suspiciously like the angel and demon milling about downstairs, and a priceless necklace believed to have gone down with the sinking of the Titanic—the Heart of the Ocean, which is radiating an odd amount of demonic energy.
Once confronted, Aziraphale and Crowley will have to retell the story of their disastrous, strangely romantic, and life-changing voyage 108 years ago—and realize that maybe, sometimes, even hereditary enemies can get their quiet endings.
(or; titanic (1997), but good omens!)
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In which Crowley can’t hide things very well, and all the consequences thereafter. ‘Things’ include the following; his living situation, a longing for the stars, dead-set hatred for all things involving the Archangel Gabriel, and a love for an angel that still has yet to be understood. But with said angelic stubbornness (and a little bit of cross-referencing from Jane Austen) it may be one day—which, hopefully, isn’t too far off.
It will start, as it may end, with a drink.
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In which Ford’s inevitable battle with Bill Cipher goes a tad more realistically and Stan’s timing with the portal is little more than a miracle. This is the universe and tale where failures become opportunities, hatred leaves you blind, and keeping secrets result in dire consequences that (almost) everyone saw coming.
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Mandy didn't realise how lonely she was until she met Robert.
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After the battle, Mandy and Robert get to go home and rest.
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One heartbeat stretched into infinity as he froze in abject terror. The barrel of the cannon spun in slow motion as the metal grew warm.
“FIRING.”Holy fuck. He was going to die.
For some reason, his idiot brain was preoccupied with what its last thoughts should be.
(I want dad, he allowed. He was dying anyway.)or
The Z-Team has a bet on how Robert got that nick in his ear, ft. Robbie Robertson II's A+ parenting and the generational weight of legacy
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- Part 1 of Robbie Robertson II's A+ Parenting
- Part 1 of Z-Team Found Family
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After a literal crash and burn, no mention of a successor at the final press conference, and the overall trainwreck ending of a beloved fifty-year old legacy… Mecha Man is unexpectedly back.
The Internet loses its shit.
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In which footage of the suit being moved off the SDN roof leaks online, prompting Robert to face some tough decisions; Prism starts a Z-Team group chat and sends thirsty TikTok edits of Mecha Man; and Robert just wants to kiss his girlfriend, goddamn it.
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- Part 2 of Z-Team Found Family
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He should have stopped twenty minutes ago. His stomach hadn't ceased its complaining, and he had lifted weights until his arms felt like lead, but his legs still worked, and he intended to complete the mile-long run he saved for the end of every workout, even if he passed out the second he stepped off the treadmill.
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Robert pushes himself a bit too hard in the gym in the morning before work. An unlikely interloper expresses their concerns.
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"Chase, I need you to pass on a message to Blonde Blazer that Sonar and I might be a bit late to the shift; seems like there's an emergency," he explained, scooping Beef up into his arms.
"Fuck's sake, what is it now?" Chase shouted, posture tighter than strings on a violin. "Did the bat freak piss himself and needs a change of diapers? They aren't babies, Robert; they are convicted fucking criminals," he reminded.
"Correct, they are criminals Chase, not irredeemable monsters—and that means they are not exempt from the occasional human need for compassion; now if you'll excuse us, we have a hero to save."
Withdrawal is not very kind to Sonar, but at least he now knows Robert and Malevola will accompany him in his miserySeries

