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Jason Todd: PTA Extraordinaire by NightmareWelfare
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
09 Nov 2025
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“You got a pen?”
Tim blinked owlishly before scrambling to grab a pen from his book bag, as if terrified Jason would change his mind in the 6 seconds he took to search. He held it out to Jason who snatched it right out of his hands.
“If we do this, we’re doing it right. You got that, Richie?" Jason snarled. "When I sign this you’re my kid!”
“I don’t do things in half measures. I’m gonna be there for every PTA meeting, every club invite, every fucking carpool you understand? I don’t need some white bread, pearl clutching bitch telling me I’m a shitty Guardian just ‘cause I didn’t ask for this.”
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The only thing worse than crawling out of your own grave to find your father had replaced you with the first black haired, blue eyed preteen he could find, is said replacement begging you to sign emergency foster papers... except maybe you signing said papers and having to learn how to be a parent on the fly... Fuck it, he couldn't do any worse than Bruce.
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09 Nov 2025
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you make up half of me, still you don’t know me at all by skyrobin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
07 Nov 2025
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When Dick and Jason overhear something they weren’t supposed to at Drake manor, they’re forced to confront the reality no one wanted to be true.
Sometimes, saving the day isn’t about defeating a supervillain. Sometimes it’s about getting your little brother out of a house that’s no longer safe, no matter what he has to say about it.
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08 Nov 2025
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Prompt: Danny: Excuse me?
Jason: ?
Danny: I have a question. Are you single?
Jason unprepared someone is asking him and panicking: um, espanol?
Danny: Dang. *Pulls out phone* Translate " are you single" in Spanish.
Phone: Eres soltero?
Jason more panicked: Si, lo soy.
Phone: Yes I am.
Danny: Great! Would you like to go on a date with me?
Phone: Genial! Te gustaría salir conmigo?
Jason:....si, okay...
Six months later: *....*
Jason: By the way, when you meet my boyfriend be careful to only talk Spanish. He thinks I can't speak English.
Dick: What?
Jason: I panicked the first time he talked to me and too much time has gone by to correct him.
Dick: You've been dating for months!
Jason: Its too late but he is too cute to let go.
@dcxdpdabbles (Thank you Lonely_Fog for correcting me)Series
- Part 6 of Prompts for DPxDC
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05 Nov 2025
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Timmy boy has some injuries which lead to some uncomfortable conversations
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05 Nov 2025
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pain is cold water by sleepdeprivedphilosopher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
04 Nov 2025
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“Kon is getting an apartment,” Tim says and his fingers are digging into his lifeline. “He needs a roommate.”
He doesn’t, but Tim prays he won’t mind.
“Where?” Dick demands then winces at his tone.
“San Francisco,” Tim answers.
Tim was never meant to be a permanent part of the Batfamily. He took on the role of Robin because Batman needs a Robin, but Batman has a Robin and even more people in his corner now and he doesn’t need Tim.
or Tim is used to putting his wants up on a shelf in favor of what the people around him need, but maybe it’s time for him to take them down, dust them off, and see what’s inside.
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