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Dave Katz is a simple man. He values kindness, honesty and strength of character. As someone who is queer and homeless, he also has a fairly substantial distrust of law enforcement.
This is why—when a twig of a man, with kohl-lined eyes and a vibrant pair of purple tights, sprints across the alley-way he’s seated in, skids to a halt at the corner of a dumpster, and balls himself tightly out of view from the street—Dave doesn’t make a move to flag down confused-looking uniformed officers that follow him into the mouth of the alley.
It’s also why—when said officers approach him, and ask him if he’s seen anyone come by—he takes one look at the man’s pleading eyes and shakes his head mournfully. “No, sorry officers.”
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As told through a series of non-linear snapshots, Dave and Klaus come to know one another.
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Evan feels completely listless. The one-two punch of whatever he just walked in on has knocked all the energy out of his body.
What the fuck?
It occurs to him, rather suddenly: I’m gonna have to move out.
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Evan Hansen is recently single and desperate to break the lease he signed with his ex. Apartment 4D has been a little low on rent money since Connor Murphy had a psychotic break. Maybe it's kismet.
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Klaus is hard to read. Luther has always thought so.
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- Part 2 of The Moon and Back
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From time to time, Nathan is left on his own in the loft. A surprising outcome, considering his track record (theft, arson, accessory to murder, etcetera…). The others have done about the same, though, and anyways, he can’t be babysat 24/7. Simon and Kelly have jobs.
It’s in times like these that Nathan brushes up on his domestic skills.
Today, that means staring blankly at a YouTube video while a woman with massive tits tells him how to chop an onion.
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- Part 2 of Poly Misfits Verse
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The world ends. Then, it doesn’t. Luther isn’t sure how to fix the fall-out of that.
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- Part 1 of The Moon and Back
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a jump to the left (and a step to the right) by pratintraining
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
06 Jul 2025
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Arthur laughs and huddles close to Lapin, grinning wildly. “Hey,” he says in an excited whisper, loudly hushed like they’re sharing secrets, “so you know how I'm a master of chronomancy and everyone you know is dead?”
Lapin blinks, his stomach dropping. “You said everyone I know is fine—that that was a quangled Calorum.”
“Yes! No, exactly!” Arthur replies, before Lapin’s sudden anxiety can mount too much. “Don’t worry, we fixed it. They’re not actually all dead.” He waves a hand airily, and Lapin tries not to be annoyed. (He only mostly succeeds.) “My bad. I was just going to offer to return you to your time of death, in your Calorum—the non-quangled, canon one, so to speak. Maybe you can do something different. Give yourself a fighting chance!”
Dating Arthur has been fun, but Lapin still finds himself homesick and missing Candia (especially, perhaps, a certain gummy bear knight). Lucky for him, Arthur's a deft hand at chronomancy.
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07 Jul 2025
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It’s not that Nicole is a closet case; after all, she did spend her high school cheerleading career surrounded by hot girls in short skirts. She’s just learned it’s easier to let people assume, even when they’re wrong. Most of the time it’s fine.
Or, Nicole confronts her feelings for Ruby, and learns the hard way that there are no secrets in restaurants.
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29 May 2025
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Nicole glanced up at the black sky and prayed to the god of awkward situationships. She hated having a conscience.
“Get in the damn car.”
Ruby rubbed her nose. “What?”
“I said get in the car.”
“I can’t, asshole. That’s the problem.”
“I think your brain’s frozen. My car, dummy.” She gestured to her shitty sedan. “You’re coming with me.”
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- Part 2 of good luck, babe
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28 May 2025
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Nicole has a lot of questions. Ruby is the answer.
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27 May 2025
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isn't this home? by honeyfluent for Luvo
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Fantasy High
17 Dec 2024
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Riz perks up as he hears a key turn in the front door’s lock. It brings a soft smile to his face. As the door pushes open, Riz wipes his hands on the dish towel and folds it neatly, hanging it on the oven door. He waits for his five favorite words.
“Riz Gukgak, I am home!”
Riz’s smile grows as he steps into the small foyer and is greeted by the sight of his husband.
“Welcome home, Baron.”
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or: Riz has a perfect life. He lives in a beautiful house on a beautiful street in a beautiful suburb. He has a husband who takes care of him and provides him with everything he could possibly want. Everything he needs, he has. Everything he wants, he can ask for. He's happy. He's so happy. The strange occurrences going on around him are nothing to worry about. Right?
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21 Dec 2024