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    Dear Reader by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    27 Oct 2023

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    "I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."

    When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?

    A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    What Remains of Summer by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)  

    06 Feb 2026

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    Annabeth was the first to break the moment, nudging Percy lightly with her elbow. “Come on,” she said, eyes flicking toward the beer pong table. “If Jake can embarrass himself that badly, we can at least try.”
    Percy laughed. “You say that like Clarisse isn’t going to destroy us.”
    Almost on cue, Clarisse’s voice cut through the clearing. “Jackson,” she called, already on her feet. “You and Wise Girl up for the next round, or are you just here to spectate?”
    Chris followed her, grabbing a couple of cups and lining them up with practiced ease. He shot Percy an apologetic look that did nothing to hide his grin. “House rules,” he said. “No mercy.”
    Annabeth’s eyes lit up, competitive instinct kicking in immediately. “Fine,” she said, stepping forward. “But we get first throw.”

    Or the Head Counselors actually get to be Counselors as the last few weeks of the summer wind down.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    i showed you the way, even though i'd never been by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    26 Jan 2026

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    You didn’t have to be a genius. Or gay. It helped, probably, that Scott was, but they were just so fucking obvious about it.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    im going to walk into the ocean, never to be seen again by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 Jan 2026

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    The part of Shane that is not panicking goes soft with how…eager Ilya seems for Shane and Svetlana to meet, for Shane to like her. It’s strange, it’s new, it’s wonderful to be able to think about making plans like this. Dinner with Shane’s parents, meeting Ilya’s friends, like that’s something they can have.

    So that’s why Shane beats down the urge to crank up the gas on the stove and light a match, gives Ilya a wide and normal grin, and says “Yeah, of course. I’d love to meet Svetlana.”

    Ilya sighs and his eyes light up and, oh, Shane wants to love him in the light of day. Suddenly, Shane has an idea that will hopefully stop him from doing something rash that will get him on the news and/or in prison. “And you should meet Rose!”

    or: shane hollander tries to get over his overwhelming urge to blow up svetlana vetrova with his mind at saturday brunch

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    15 Jan 2026

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    penalty box by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Dec 2025

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    When a particularly hard hit during an All Star practice scrimmage turns to an actual fist fight, Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov end up in timeout.

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    Coach Murdock puts Hayden in a broom closet with his best friend's rival turned boyfriend and he uses the opportunity to give Ilya Rozanov a “shovel talk.”

    Standalone fic!

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    14 Jan 2026