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audentes fortuna iuvat by honeyhoneypot for uyu_io7
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
02 Dec 2025
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“You would be a better one if you listened to what the nonbelievers were preaching.” Octavian shoots back, voice mocking, excited. Jason feels the grin on his face widen. “Remedy the legions' problems and perhaps the nonbelievers would have nothing to sing about.”
“Sing? Like a bird?”
“Like a low-flying owl.”
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Listen, vampires can be a little weird.
Sometimes they do embarrassing things, like making friends with the people they’re supposed to try and eat or ending up in a situationship with an elf they met two centuries ago. Sometimes they do more general embarrassing things, like sprinting for their lives in the middle of the city when the sun starts to rise, or coughing their lungs out in the spice aisle of the grocery store when a kid accidentally smashes a glass container of garlic powder.
Y’know, the usual.
Or; How Gwen and Noah met their respective on-and-off-again lovers. Also they're vampires.
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“-Noah, we can sit and do nothing-”
“You’re not listening.”
Tyler closed his mouth again. The overhead lights were too low, too warm, and Noah was pretty sure he could see tears gathering at the corner of Tyler's eyes. Okay, maybe he was doing an awful job at articulating himself.
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- Part 10 of honeyypot event fics <3
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The moment the door clicked shut behind him, both Henley and Jack dropped backwards, landing on the bed with a thud. Merritt snorted, dropped his own bag and went to join them; Jack let out a groan, and rolled over to bury his face in the sheets again.
“Lock him out.” He groaned, and Henley let out a high pitched laugh. Her hair was falling over her face, the red lighting up her dark eyes as she stared up at the ceiling.
“Can’t, I think he took the key.” She sighed.
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Or: The horsemen's first trip to Paris.
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- Part 4 of intertwined, sewn together
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Ex-Journalist goes mad! Exclusive interview with self-described 'disastrous' Trent Crimm! by honeyhoneypot
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
30 Apr 2025
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“-Will Lasso’s lack of discipline regarding the other coaches lead him down the rabbit hole? Is that what happened with Nathan Shelly and his departure from the club? Did he believe that Lasso’s unconventional coaching tactics would turn AFC Richmond into a sinking ship?"
He snaps his eyes shut, and lets out a sigh. The medication will work, he thinks in silent plea; It will put him to sleep, and he will finally stop thinking about Ted-fucking-Lasso.
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He can imagine that Glenn feels like this, and can see the evidence in the way that his fingers begin to twitch with worry, with anxiety, the longer he looks up without blinking.
Henry frowns. The twitches, he’s realised, are a cue for him to talk, because otherwise Glenn's nervous haze will descend upon the Honda Odyssey like a cloud.
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or; Glenn gets high. The other dads love him anyway.
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“...You want my real, genuine advice?”
Lark glowers at himself.
“...Yeah, I fuckin’ do, even though taking advice from you is a shit idea.” He mutters, and waits for Glenn to say something… profound.
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listen to the sound of you blinking (listen to your hands soothe) by honeyhoneypot
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
08 Mar 2025
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When he goes back to school, he ignores it. Or, he ignores it the best he can, until he walks in on Hinata and Kageyama practicing his attack. The one Kageyama practiced with him all those months ago, the one he swore he would never practice with Hinata no matter what happened.
Tsukishima goes ballistic.
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Tsukishima kisses, tells, and falls in love over and over and over again.
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Henry waits for the metaphorical safeword, the refusal.
Glenn’s dark eyes flicker across his face, glancing down at his lips and then falling to the lighter in his hand... Then he draws back, only slightly, and brings the joint to his lips. He lets out a breath.
“...Don’t make me stay sober for this.” He murmurs, an obvious attempt at a joke that falls flat before it escapes his lips completely.
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‘Since the dawn of Total Drama Aftermath, one-time TD player Eva (censored last name.) has acted as the show’s resident reporter. Since the beginning of this initially-temporary career, Eva has cost the network more in legal and repair fees than they have spent in prize money.'
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or; A series of Eva moments on the set of Total Drama Aftermath.
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- Part 1 of honeyypot event fics <3
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Gwen laughs, Courtney grins.
“...I didn’t want to kiss him, Courtney.” She says, slowly and methodically, as she lets out a breath.
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- Part 2 of honeyypot event fics <3
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“Aw.” Noah snorts. For a moment, he doesn’t say anything else, but then he hears Alejandro shift, and he tilts his head to the side to see him lying on the sand, too. “If the idea of universal stability makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure I fucking hate you in every universe imaginable.”
Noah was right, Alejandro's eyes are sparkling like the ocean, darker than usual in the dim light of the evening. He’s grinning, and Noah can’t help but grin back.
“Trust me, Noah, likewise.”
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- Part 3 of honeyypot event fics <3
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“And you, Gwen, are a current praetor of Rome.” Leshawna replies, taking a step forward and raising a challenging eyebrow. There’s hostility in her voice, deeply ingrained like it was fostered by Heather’s betrayal. “Not only that, but you are also one of Heather’s... closest confidants.”
Gwen can feel the implication in her bones, and for a moment, the study is cast into silence.
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- Part 4 of honeyypot event fics <3
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The store around him is quiet, and the light from the rising sun streams through the window, casting warm, tangerine rays across the glass tabletop. It’s almost comforting, and for a brief, tiny moment, Noah feels a little bit at peace with himself.
That is, until a series of sharp, confident steps echo across the store, and Noah barely has time for his stomach to fill with dread before a voice – a smooth, eloquent, and familiar voice – fills his ears like salt water.
“Well, if it isn’t my dear Noah!” The voice speaks, and when Noah whips his head around, he's staring directly into the eyes of none other than Alejandro Burromuerto.
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- Part 3 of Alenoah week 2023 !
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“-Tell me what Advanced Sleep Phase Disorder is.”
“...Uh… Is that the one where you go to sleep later and wake up later?”
Noah was going to throw himself out of the library window.
or; Noah's the replacement tutor, and Tyler is not good at psychology. (My fav Australian highschool au.)
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beg (like you're stupid) by honeyhoneypot for uyu_io7
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Sep 2024
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That was, seemingly, all the encouragement he had needed, because right now, Sunday was lying almost entirely exposed on a mahogany desk, somewhere in the giant mansion he was almost sure nobody could hear them.
And Gallagher was standing over him, one knee between his own two legs and his left hand holding a lit cigarette, the tip of it glowing like a star in the almost pitch-dark room.
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“...Listen.” Is all she replied, and with a roll of her eyes, Gwen leaned further into Heather’s skin… The birds around them were almost chattering, little ‘caws’ and ‘clicks’ and babbles echoing around the clearing. There were other sounds too; birds that were obviously not crows or ravens, yet still there.
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pull the plug in september (I don't want to die in june) by honeyhoneypot
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2024
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“Yeah, but…” Kaminari broke in, hoisting himself up into a sitting position as Ashido dropped her knees from her chest. “Do you not want to help people anymore?”
“Lawyers can help people just as much as heroes can, and they can even do it without dying in their early twenties.” She scowled, before she snapped her mouth shut. Kirishima was pretty sure he could feel all of the oxygen leave the room at once.
or; in the leadup to to the final battle, the five of them talk about what they would be doing if they didn't want to be heroes.
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He knows that Merritt’s not lying; His entire act is built on truth, truth that runs so deep he can’t help but point it out.
He’s the only one of them, Daniel realises, that doesn’t lie for a living.
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Cana snorted, and at the sound of her laugh, melodious and sarcastic, he turned to face her again, hoisting himself up and into a sitting position. Not only could he see the stars, but the balcony displayed them a view of the entire city; Magnolia stretched before them like a blanket.
“Those things’ll kill you, ice princess.” She grinned at him. She was drunk, and while he didn’t feel entirely sober, he definitely felt a little bit better than she looked.
“Your drinking habits will kill you.” He scowled, staring down at the town below them.