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    Harry's lonely in the aftermath of his divorce. Except for the weekends that he has the kids, Harry's cooking gourmet meals for one in his big, empty farmhouse, with only his seven cats for company.

    Until, that is, Harry finds Al and Lily playing with Scorpius Malfoy in the front yard, and learns that Draco Malfoy is his closest wizarding neighbor. Oh, and also, Harry's favorite cat is stolen (multiple times!) by someone who had the audacity to put a sparkly pink collar on her, with a nametag that reads "Plumeria Seraphin Snugglybug". These things (Malfoy and the cat-snatching) may or may not be related.

    Featuring: a cat-loving Harry who loves to cook, has playdates with Pansy Parkinson, and tends to rap when he's wasted, and good-dad Draco Malfoy who's still a prat, albeit an irritatingly attractive and charming one.

    Also featuring: a slew of adorable children, a stolen cat named Stormy, copious amounts of sexual tension, divorce betting pools, amoral yet charismatic Slytherins, peeping-tom Harry, foot massages given while under the influence, Harry's first time with a bloke, and did I mention cats?

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    11 Sep 2022

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    Eighth Year isn't what Draco or Harry expected. Harry's horribly lonely in the aftermath of his breakup with Ginny, Draco's stuck in a clandestine friends-with-benefits situation with a closeted Blaise, and neither one of them can ever get any bloody sleep. But when our favorite boys bond over their insomnia-related woes, things start looking up.

    A Hogwarts Eighth-Year fic about finding hope in unlikely places, set to a 90’s playlist

    Feel free to check out the playlist on Spotify! Night Magic Playlist

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    31 Aug 2022

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    A fuck-or-die fairytale in which Draco Malfoy lives a despicable and unapologetic life — that is, until he's cursed to die unless he can fall in love with and fuck Harry Potter.

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    29 Aug 2022

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    Harry is fine.
    Being an Auror is fine.
    Living with Ginny is fine.
    It's all fine.

    But it used to be a lot better.

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    28 Aug 2022

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    Set post-war and post-Harry's-conscience...

    Written for the_eros_affair Harry/Draco challenge (November 2005), to cheque number 31: "I promise not to discuss our sex life with our friends."

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    28 Aug 2022