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Harry's lonely in the aftermath of his divorce. Except for the weekends that he has the kids, Harry's cooking gourmet meals for one in his big, empty farmhouse, with only his seven cats for company.
Until, that is, Harry finds Al and Lily playing with Scorpius Malfoy in the front yard, and learns that Draco Malfoy is his closest wizarding neighbor. Oh, and also, Harry's favorite cat is stolen (multiple times!) by someone who had the audacity to put a sparkly pink collar on her, with a nametag that reads "Plumeria Seraphin Snugglybug". These things (Malfoy and the cat-snatching) may or may not be related.
Featuring: a cat-loving Harry who loves to cook, has playdates with Pansy Parkinson, and tends to rap when he's wasted, and good-dad Draco Malfoy who's still a prat, albeit an irritatingly attractive and charming one.
Also featuring: a slew of adorable children, a stolen cat named Stormy, copious amounts of sexual tension, divorce betting pools, amoral yet charismatic Slytherins, peeping-tom Harry, foot massages given while under the influence, Harry's first time with a bloke, and did I mention cats?
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11 Sep 2022
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Eighth Year isn't what Draco or Harry expected. Harry's horribly lonely in the aftermath of his breakup with Ginny, Draco's stuck in a clandestine friends-with-benefits situation with a closeted Blaise, and neither one of them can ever get any bloody sleep. But when our favorite boys bond over their insomnia-related woes, things start looking up.
A Hogwarts Eighth-Year fic about finding hope in unlikely places, set to a 90’s playlist
Feel free to check out the playlist on Spotify! Night Magic Playlist
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31 Aug 2022
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A fuck-or-die fairytale in which Draco Malfoy lives a despicable and unapologetic life — that is, until he's cursed to die unless he can fall in love with and fuck Harry Potter.
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29 Aug 2022
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The Crane Lord of Gringotts by orphan_account, Vukovich for Bluebutter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2021
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Harry is fine.
Being an Auror is fine.
Living with Ginny is fine.
It's all fine.But it used to be a lot better.
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- 8/8
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28 Aug 2022
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Set post-war and post-Harry's-conscience...
Written for the_eros_affair Harry/Draco challenge (November 2005), to cheque number 31: "I promise not to discuss our sex life with our friends."
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28 Aug 2022
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Harry breaks Draco’s heart, but that doesn’t mean Draco’s going to let him go without a fight.
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28 Aug 2022
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After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
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03 May 2022
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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27 Apr 2022
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Draco accidentally triggers a curse that pulls him into tiny glimpses of different universes. This would all be fine—what does it matter if he semi-regularly flaunts the laws of space and time? Except that in every universe, in every iteration of every possible world, Harry Potter is in love with him.
It goes as well as one might expect.
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- 16/16
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18 Apr 2022
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Per my last letter (I hope you choke on it) by fluxweed, lastontheboat for zephyne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2022
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Dear Mr Potter,
The answer is, and will remain, a no.Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
Accounts Manager, Phoenix PressOr: the one where Harry has writer’s block and Malfoy isn’t helping.
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- 8/8
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14 Apr 2022
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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- 13/13
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14 Apr 2022
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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- English
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- 74,880
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- 17/17
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08 Apr 2022
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Falling for a Golden Boy by OTPshipper98 for milkandhoney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hercules (1997)
28 Jul 2019
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Merlin. Why couldn’t Draco have moved to a forgotten village in the Alps? He could have turned into a shepherd, learned to make his own damn cheese and given up his damn magic. But no, he’d had to come back to his Eighth year, hadn’t he? And this was his life now. Draping himself over Potter to hear words from him that he knew Potter wouldn’t ever mean.
Great. The school year ahead of him looked simply great.
“All I know is—when I’m with you, I…” Potter, the heathen, grunted when he read the rest of his line. “Do I really need to say this?”
“What, scared of believing your own words, Scarhead?” Draco spat.
“Boys,” O’Neill warned them.
“All I—all I know is you’re the most amazing person with weak ankles that I've ever met, Meg.” Potter scowled. He was blushing again. “And when I’m with you, I feel less alone.”
Or where a drama play, a grumpy pompom and a bunch of well-intentioned friends help Draco and Harry find peace—and each other—after the war.- Language:
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04 Apr 2022
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31 Mar 2022
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Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Oct 2016
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A really long redemption story.
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22 Mar 2022
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[18:12] Seriously, wrong number. Don’t send shirtless pictures to strangers.
[18:13] Padfoot, this rejection hurts.
[18:16] What’s a Padfoot?
[18:17] Wait, is this actually not Padfoot?
[18:19] I don’t even know what that is, but no. I’m not a Padfoot.
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- 16/16
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18 Mar 2022
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18 Mar 2022
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18 Mar 2022
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The Ordeal of Being Known by babooshk_art, louisfake
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2021
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18 Mar 2022