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    "I gain immeasurable amounts of stress just looking at you, Dream."

     

     

    -SUN TZU

     

    Dream is blind but he's a bat hyrbid with good hearing. Technoblade finds out and he's concerned for his friend. He stays with him and keeps him company, he also ensures Dream doesn't go too far and hurts himself with his stupid ideas. So what if Phil adopts him along the way and Drista causes chaos with Tommy and Tubbo? Technoblade will protect his friend to the ends of the Earth, screw whoever looked at him weird if he gets all fussy.

    (Basically just Technoblade and Dream being best friends fluff. There's angst, I'm sorry)

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    26 Apr 2025

  2. Rec *

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    As an Angel of Death, Shinichi has walked the earth for centuries without taking any interest in the mortal world. Until the spontaneous decision of saving a child’s life changes everything.

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    23 Feb 2024

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    hell amazing... AHHHHHHHH

  4. Rec *

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    "Thirty, huh?" Pansy asked. “My cousin told me that Japan there’s this urban legend called ‘cherry magic’. It’s basically that if you turn thirty without, you know, popping your cherry, you get magical powers.”

    “Pans, I don’t know how to put this to you, but we already have magical powers,” Draco said.

    Pansy laughed. “No, you dolt. New ones. Apparently the legend goes that you become a mind reader.”

    Draco shivered. “Sounds awful.”

    “Anyway, it won’t happen to you, will it?” she asked.

    Draco shifted a little uncomfortably. “Of course it won’t,” he said. “Because you just said it’s an urban legend.”

    “I meant, it won’t happen to you because you’re not a virgin.”

    Draco laughed.

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    25 Oct 2023

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    “Gone you are and before I,
    another star to beautify the sky.
    Take me with you for I thirst to die,
    you never did wish to see me cry”
    ― Lavinia Valeriana

    Tommy’s brothers and sister were killed by the notorious villain organization, the Syndicate. In order to get revenge for the people he lost, he dons the name Vendetta and works with the Hero’s Guild.

    But there’s a new group- the Red Army- that threatens the entire city. If Tommy wants a chance at revenge, he has to keep the city from being destroyed, so he does the unthinkable: allies with the Syndicate.

    What starts as a fraught partnership slowly becomes more dangerous when Tommy’s mind starts blurring the past and the present, leaving him wondering: did his family actually die by the Syndicate’s hands?

    Or: Hero Tommy allies with the villain organization that killed his family, but maybe, his family isn’t actually dead

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    13 Sep 2023