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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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06 Nov 2025
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In His Hand a Burning Coal by klikandtuna
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
03 Nov 2025
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Ant is entering his Junior year at Sandalphon Memorial University in Beaufort, New Hampshire. When he meets new transfer student Azlan, his world is rocked… But the course of true love never did run smooth, and Ant will have to move mountains — both without and within — to navigate the frightening journey toward the desperate desire of his heart.
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29 Oct 2025
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“Time is a funny thing. One moment you're young, dumb and messing about in a museum workshop. Next thing you know you’ve found yourself in the middle of a war.”
She woke up in a city that wasn’t hers.The sky was choked with smoke and towers that clawed into the clouds. Strange machinery hovered in the air, guards in metal suits prowled the streets, and no one looked twice at the newcomer dressed wrong for the times.
Audrey had nothing. No map, no clue where—or when—she was.
She learned quickly. To keep her head down. To adapt. She picked up work in the underbelly of the city. Listening for anything that might connect her to the rift gate, the artifact, or a way home.
But the city was restless. War beneath the surface, rebellion in whispers.
Two years later, she’d meet the boy with the blonde spikes and the chip on his shoulder.
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06 Oct 2025
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Sparks fly when bestselling author, Crowley, meets restauranteur, Aziraphale, and they begin a whirlwind romance right away. But when Crowley has to cancel their third date for a business trip, he comes up with an idea - why not just take Aziraphale with him and have the third date on the trip? It seems like the perfect plan.
But you know what they say about the best-laid plans...
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