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dave lizewski in kickass 1 looking at the camera wearing several layers of clothing. he looks dumbfounded.



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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    this is a continuation and rewritten version of my classic series Fran Versus. it’s an absurdist comedy in the same vein as Porkchop n Flatscreen with barely any plot…except it’s about me and my friends going on insane adventures. enjoy!

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    25 Feb 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    weird, silly, absurdist story about me and my friends. takes itself too seriously at times. credits to mattie, dusk, xander, leilani, and brooklyn for many, many ideas.

    the sheer amount of tags for characters and relationships are part of the joke

    !!! IMPORTANT NOTES !!!

    - grace and kaylee broke up after chapter 10. we don’t talk about grace.

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    10 Dec 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Have I told you about the dumb shit I'm pulling at school?" Kick-Ass asks suddenly.

    "I don't think so."

    "There's this girl I like," he starts. "She thinks I'm gay."

    "Are you?"

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    23 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    It's been one year since Markus freed the androids of Detroit. The most advanced android ever created, Nines, has evolved past his initial programming as a ruthless hunter, and now protects the city as a DPD detective. But as new crimes and dangers start to threaten RK900 himself, he must also juggle his growing fondness for his partner, Detective Gavin Reed, and navigate everything that they mean to one another.

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    18 Jul 2022

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    In his left hand, the vial called to him.
    Everyone had been saved, everyone had been healed—even him.
    Everyone except for one person.

    Following Peter's return to his reality, he sets out to heal Harry Osborn—no matter the cost.

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    13 Feb 2022