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  1. Rec 17

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    After a long day, Crowley and Aziraphale get very, very drunk. They realize they can no longer hide their attraction for each other and get pretty freaky as a result.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    AMAZING HOT AND CUTE!!

    I love this, i'm in love, i've been giggling suspiciously at my phone screen for 10 minutes straight (i'm lesbian but whatever), and my roommate had to check on me if I was alright.

    I lowk responded with "I'm elated, [Roommate's Name]. I'm also very very fed." OR SOMETHING IDUNNO I was a bit out of it but this was good.. I'm rereading this hehrhfbshsdhfb

  2. Rec 16

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    Aziraphale and Crowley make a new universe, no God, no Satan, no Heaven or Hell. It seems like they meet for the first time as humans on a new Earth, but can they remember who they really are?

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Giggling i was giggling the whole time. I'm in love, and this was amazing and i'm TEHEEHEEEDBDBSHDVDJDGDBBSDVXVVSSG

    So fucking cute!!! I would've thrown my phone if not for me resisting the urge to MWAMWA LOVE THIS AGRHRBDB im so well fed

  3. Rec 24

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    When Shooting Stars, the porn production company currently terrorising the upper floors of a luxury hotel, loses its main top to a catastrophic ball rash, Crowley is gifted a day off. He plans to spend it wisely: wrapped in silk, freshly moisturised, a bit of reading, and a nice drink.

    Aziraphale, the hotel’s maddeningly gorgeous bartender with hands made for sin, curls made for clutching, has absolutely no idea he’s flirting with one of the most famous porn star in the country. Worse, he genuinely has no experience with men.

    For the first time in years, Crowley’s wondering what it feels like to be wanted off-screen… and whether he’s stumbling into a romance of his own.

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    21 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolute BANGING i'd like to say. They are, and gosh you don't know how funny this shite is at 2 am 😭. I'm living with a roommate who goes to bed so freaking early and I have to stop myself from squeeling like a damn child..

    This was hot, amazing, and gosh so fucking funny. "David Tennant of porn" LMAO?? I had to put my phone down for a solid 5 minutes to recollect myself. Ughhh it's so cute and romantic too 😋

  4. Rec 26

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    A bartender and a wanted criminal become friends, and things go south. What happens when the bartender leaves his drinks behind for a man he just met?

     

    Beta Read by letmetemptyou19. Go check them out! Their works on AO3 are beautiful
    Art by @buttered_s0up (me!)

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    20 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    You've waited for this bookmark, haven't you? Well I finally FINALLY read this in one sitting, and safe to say, I NEED MORE.

    “Oh, absolutely not. Do I look like a sheriff to you?” I love any kind of variation from the original dialouge! “Oh, we got this particular batch straight from Scotland,” SCOTTTLANNNNDDDD FRREEDOOMMM!!

     

    Aziraphale, he called you angel why wouldn't he be head over heels for you.. ALSO DRUNK CROWLEY??! YES PLEASE MORE HNGGK.

    The art is scrumptious, ate it while I was reading. This fic had me squeel about 3 or 4 times from the dialouge, kick my bedroom wall, and almost threw my phone from how giddy I was.

    I ALSO ABSOLUTELY ADORE WHEN PEOPLE WRITE AZIRAPHALE SAYING "FIEND" TO CROWLEY, IT'S SO ENDEARING AND I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF IT.

    It's so silly, and cute, and have I mentioned delicious fucking art?!

     

    If you're looking for a Cowboy Ineffable Husbands AU... hellloooooo to this fic! This was so good. I'm so ready to consume more you don't even know 😭

  5. Rec *

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    18 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I know that I am quite astoundingly late to this remarkable fic, but honestly this had me giggle and kick anything in sight! I'd argue I wasn't overreacting, but Satan's, I was squealing like a kid! I'd had to stop myself from throwing my device when I reached the latter half of the story. And my god, was I scratching on walls! Truly a great radio fic..! I need MORE now.