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In which the Golden Trio discovers that the Dark Lord's greatest weakness isn't love, prophecy, or ancient magic, it's jinxes from a dusty library book. Dumbledore is impressed. Fudge is confused. Voldemort... well, he's having regrets.
The most undignified defeat in wizarding history.
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An offhand suggestion from Ron shows Harry has developed some rather... spectacular spellcasting skills. Sometimes getting what you want is just a question of asking.
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Daphne Greengrass, first-year Hogwarts student, is waiting for Harry as he arrives at Kings Cross station, and everything changes. Also this year, Minerva recognizes her passive approach isn't working to make matters better, and resolves to make changes.
The Hogwarts Express will not be stopping at all of the stations of canon, and will avoid common tropes to the extent that a train can divert around hazards on the tracks.
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Voldemort is defeated at the Battle of Hogwarts. But what is >his< next great adventure? A silly one-shot.
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In year four, a letter from a mysterious stranger begging Harry for help sets off an argument between the trio. Is Hermione's intimation that it a scam correct? Will Harry's "Saving People Thing" lead him astray? Will Ron eat all the bacon?
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AU. Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self.
Daphne’s letter reveals that elderly Daphne and elderly Harry, after each had outlived a spouse, got married. Marrying Harry Potter, elderly Daphne assures young Daphne, was the best thing to ever happen to elderly Daphne in her long life.
Elderly Daphne also tells her teenaged self—
Sirius Black’s just-read will emancipates almost-sixteen-year-old Harry Potter and grants him the Lordship of the House of Black. In turn, emancipating the Potter Heir turns him into Lord Potter. Harry Potter gaining two Lordships means he’ll need two wives. Young Daphne, why wait till you need a cane before you become betrothed to the best man in Wizarding Britain?
This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.
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- Part 2 of Harry's Fortieth Birthday
- Part 1 of The Letter
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30 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter and the Need for Magical Law Reforms : Not yet written crossover with Cursed child.
What if Harry Potter really was as bad as Cursed child makes him out to be? And got married to a Pure-bred by signing paperwork as in "Harry Potter and the importance of magical law reform" And... off we go. Don't take it too seriously. It's just Harry's life. Lots of bad language. Largely a comical rehash of cursed child. Because I definitely needed to.
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11 Sep 2024
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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
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08 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't.
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03 May 2022