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Celebrian Part 2 Rewrite by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 Jul 2025
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Celebrían, the lady of Rivendell, is rescued from her ordeal in the orc warrens. After a period of mourning and healing, she makes a decision that will change the fate of the Elvish sanctuary forever.
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I have made a decision
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- English
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- 55
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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After the dissolution of a five-year long relationship, one that she thought would include marriage, Nadine decide to drown her sorrows with her roommate with wine that was meant for her and her now ex-boyfriend and watch some Christmas movies.
But they come across one that's never been seen before, one that promises "a gentle abyss". Nadine starts the movie without realizing it, and the adventure begins...
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- Part 2 of Culture Shock - Stories
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The Burning Bunghole by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
Fandoms: 笑ゥせぇるすまん | The Laughing Salesman (Anime), Beavis and Butt-head, Avatar: The Last Airbender
27 Feb 2025
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Bie Si wants to learn firebending because 1. He likes fire and 2. He wants to kick Da Tou's ass. But the only firebenders in town won't teach him because he's dumber than a bag of rocks.
A squat-looking man Bie Si has never seen before appears, calling himself a salesman, and offers to help Bie Si, completely free of charge...
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In the dark of night, a lion fights a monster.
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- English
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- 540
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 10
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Ingrid Horan is a longtime member of Heavenly Hope Church in Anderson, and hates it thoroughly. Still, it's the only way she can get out of the house without having to actively meet new people. But when she encounters a bear during a group hike, she stumbles upon a house covered in vines, with all manner of flora she's never seen before...
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- Part 1 of Culture Shock - Stories
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How Not to Use a Chaos Emerald by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
05 Feb 2024
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True to form, Sonic’s been rather adventurous in bed lately...but Shadow may find that term a little lacking when it comes to his lover’s new proposal.
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A boy becomes a man, joins the Navy and gets way too excited about America. Come see!
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- English
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- 3,805
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- 1/1
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Culture Shock - Life From Mercury (On Hold) by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Feb 2023
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A young individual receives the present they've always wanted, and it never leaves their side; it's the only thing that's keeping them sane as they begin their college career.
But one night, during its retrograde, Mercury flies past the Earth much faster than anticipated, and the resulting shockwave, apart from knocking things and people over, creates an unanticipated anomaly in the youth's console...
(This one is on hold. I'm not really feeling it right now.)
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- English
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- 3,674
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 36
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At 30 minutes to closing time, a certain sweaty customer appears at Papa John's to pick up an order, supports all the pizzas without a vehicle, and melts into the night.
Jimmy John's in Charleston, IL is getting a visit from their founder, and he will bring a bright smile and terror.
The two will meet and threaten the world in a way that no one could have imagined, and it's up to two mysterious drifters to stop them.
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- English
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- 11,314
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- 13/13
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Safiya and Marion try something new.
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- Part 2 of Twice Bound - Main Story and One Shots
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Safiya Alfarsi is a recent art school graduate from Rutgers working at a half-stationary, half-graphic design company in Verona, NJ, looking for a bit of excitement in her life.
Marion Decampe is the proprietor of a small furniture store in Livingston, NJ, trying to lead a normal life, all the while building her empire.
The two meet when Marion wants to employ Safiya's talents to hype her store. What will happen? How will their relationship unfold? How will Safiya's religion and Marion's ambitions affect it? Tune in to find out!
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- Part 1 of Twice Bound - Main Story and One Shots
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Pearl is bored. Pearl wants to fuck. The Famethyst fucks her. Hooray!
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Another update.
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- English
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- 55
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- 1/1
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Heads-up on timetable for Twice Bound by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell), kenmaxwell
Fandoms: Original Work
07 Jun 2021
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A quick warning
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- English
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- 19
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- 1/1
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- 21
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- Language:
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An update on Twice Bound...
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- English
- Words:
- 36
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- 1/1
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- 41
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Take This Cup From Me by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell), kenmaxwell
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament)
06 Dec 2019
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God is Love, but Satan does that thing with his tongue that you like.
(This is so blasphemous and I'm so sorry.)
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The Devil and Jesus try their hand at being human lawyers
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- English
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The first Nominita sex scene from Neets' POV