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combat baby, come back by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
29 May 2026
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The whiteboard is the catalyst, but it really isn’t. It tips over a series of dominoes that lead to Jay’s bedroom, get under his feet, and walk him out the door. But, in the morning after, when the whiteboard has that big, capital D ‘Don’t’ on it, and Matt won’t be honest about having written it, despite it clearly being his handwriting, the whiteboard isn’t the catalyst, because Matt gets up on the couch and erases it, and it’s almost like it wasn’t there to begin with.
A retro/prospective on Jay McCarrol's fame.
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30 May 2026
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It was true that Matt was obsessed with the idea of *having had* sex, but he didn’t show any interest in trying to pursue anybody. What Matt was mostly interested in was Jay being involved, somehow. How could he not understand that this was too much to ask, even for them? Matt didn’t ever seem to feel bad about needing things from people.
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20 May 2026
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Matt and Owen have a movie night while they're at Matt's family's cottage. Things devolve from there.
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Within the first fifteen minutes, Matt turns to him and says, breathy with laughter, "Dutch sounds stupid, eh? Like English and German all mixed up and turned inside out."
"C'mon, man, I'm trying to keep up with the captions," Owen says. "Can you not…"
"Not talk? But that's half the fun. Oh, shit, she's taking her top off, look. You can always rely on Verhoeven for tit shots. The man loves tits. We should re-watch Starship Troopers sometime."
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17 May 2026
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You know I'm only half without you by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
11 May 2026
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(Post-movie Jay gets triggered by the Pokémon movie and cries about it. Matt gets a boner and gets real weird with it.)
Something slices through Jay.
Something about death and thundershocks.
Something about lightning strikes and losing life partners.Time seems to stop and Matt is slamming the PRTSCN button on his mental keyboard forty times in rapid succession. Jay’s side profile here has to be preserved for future historians. Ornithologists. Whatever.
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16 May 2026
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In your pine wood linger by plumtoad
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Maximum (Manga)
22 Aug 2025
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Vash wakes for the second time all at once, blinking out of an unstitched dream. It's ten minutes before his usual wakeup and he's got Wolfwood asleep against him. The press of Wolfwood's back to his chest, Vash spooned around him, is impossibly lovely.
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- Part 3 of post-canon farmhusbands
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We've Only Just Begun by plumtoad
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
18 Jan 2024
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Wolfwood has always written off his body as being too complicated for sex. It’s never felt worth the hassle and disappointment—his own or a partner’s.
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Originally a thread on twitter, tidied up for ace trigun week.
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- Part 1 of threadfics
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01 Feb 2026
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“The petticoats,” Wolfwood growls, and, fed up, hoists his skirts, kicks off one of Vash’s hands from where it’d been sneaking up his calf, and hikes his leg up to dig his knee into the table, balancing on one slim heel. The change in angle shifts the toy he’s had slipped inside him for the past half hour.
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01 Feb 2026
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whistle a little for me by plumtoad
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
02 Oct 2024
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“You doing okay?” Vash had asked, because Wolfwood was swerving a bit more than usual.
“Dizzy,” Wolfwood had called back over the wind. Then, “Dizzy. Dizzy! I’m trying to say I’m—dizzy—oh god damn it.”
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Wolfwood gets hit with a truth serum of sorts
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01 Feb 2026
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may you sleep on the breast of your delicate friend by plumtoad
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
17 Dec 2024
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“You know,” Vash says, voice strained as he watches Wolfwood’s drenched shirt cling to his chest, “you didn’t have to plow through that worm on Angelina like you were crashing through a window. That was a you choice.”
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01 Feb 2026
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This is how we multiply by nekotachis
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
20 Oct 2023
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Vash is saying it before he’s thinking. “We can pretend, if you want.”
“What?”
“Pretend to have a family. You and I. I mean, nobody has to know, right? It’s just for fun.”
The words slip out, cascading faster and faster before Vash can take them back. It’s stupid and selfish, because what Vash didn’t tell Wolfwood was that when he thought about what kind of family he wanted, the only possible reality was one that included both of them in it. So just for one night, he pleads internally, just for one night can’t we just pretend?
Wolfwood snorts out a laugh that sounds sad at the edges. “Like what, playin’ house and shit?”
“Sure,” Vash says. “Or more.”
Vash and Wolfwood play pretend because Wolfwood really wants to get knocked up.
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28 Jan 2026
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If that’s how P03 is going to end up again—a toy disassembled in Leshy’s hands—
Why does the thought make his core run hotter?After the game fails to delete itself, P03 finds himself stuck in Leshy's cabin, forced into an eternal card match against the man who killed him. P03 has... normal feelings about this.
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07 Oct 2025
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“So we have. Done this.”
“Yeah,” the person smiles. “Every night.”
For some reason, Red feels he should fit as well into this strange situation as possible. It’s new, and he’s clearly not the guy this person thinks he is, but maybe he wants to see where this goes.
(Or, Red Guy is randomly taken to a world where he's somebody's husband. He is seduced surprisingly easily.)
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06 Oct 2025
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“Ooh, that’s great actually,” says the fax suddenly, her voice dropping to a whisper. “Keep doing that.”
“W-what, this?” He says, breathing the last word.
“Yeah, more into the mouthpiece.”
He puts the receiver more over his mouth. “Uh... right."
(Or, the fax machine takes her flirting a bit far. Takes place in Jobs, DHMIS TV episode 1.)
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06 Oct 2025
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17 Sep 2025
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You know the story. They're best friends, they're inseparable, Abra has a rainbow collection of hijabs as extensive and impressive as her graphic t-shirt collection and is the hottest girl Tory's seen outside of a mirror--not that that means anything. Right?
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17 Sep 2025
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The idea, as Spamton had pitched it, was pretty simple.
It’s a special show. One night only. Spamton’s grand first appearance on TV Time beyond ad reads and sponsor segments. He plays a heartless villain, one who’s captured Mr. Ant Tenna and is poised to destroy the show for good… unless viewers donate enough ransom money.
The full reality of what he’s agreed to only really dawns on Tenna when they start tying him up.
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- Part 1 of A Binding Agreement
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13 Jul 2025
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Observation Period by eleki_sparkle
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Jul 2025
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You are a man who has been waiting patiently for someone. Some call them an anomaly. You call them a bringer of hope, who could fix the doomed world you love so much.
You hoped they would be someone like-minded.
(Or, Gaster watches the SOUL through every path they take, and sees them glow a little brighter each time.)
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12 Jul 2025
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This is a short video game! You can play it in your browser. There's a link inside.
It takes about 15 minutes to complete.
There's also a transcript, in case you're unable to play it.
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12 Jul 2025
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TRANSCRIPT OF AN
UNINTENDED CONNECTION
TO THE ACCESS POINT
[ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN].INCL. A STUDY OF OBSERVED BEHAVIOR THROUGH IMITATION.
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Cigar and cigarette smoke wafted through the dry, warm air of The Homepage Lounge. This place was Spamton’s go-to for any celebration. Which is exactly why he brought Tenna to the cushy hot-spot – celebrating the launch of a new segment on TV Time. Speaking of Tenna, the Addison slunk further down into the black and blue leather booth he was sitting in as his eyes lolled over to the old man. Spamton’s gaze watched Tenna’s boxy head, noticing how it hung a little lower than usual. More than that, Tenna was smaller than usual. “Something the matter, big shot?” Spamton gruffed with a leering grin.
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Spamton tries to get Tenna to unwind by taking him to his favorite bar in Cyber City; their celebration flies off the rails before they even finish their drinks.Series
- Part 1 of Surprizes
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01 Jul 2025