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    The ghost of Billy Hargrove leaned in the open window of Steve’s car with that trademark smirk and, honestly, Steve was kind of impressed by how detailed his own hallucination could be.
    “Wanna fuc-What the shit? HARRINGTON?”
    They blinked at one another for about ten seconds before Steve’s brain finally managed to fire off a thought.
    “You’re real?”
    Steve couldn’t stop the words from spilling out of his mouth, his own stupidity a constant echo in his empty head. Billy’s face reflected his thoughts as he yanked on the door handle until Steve reached over to hit the lock with shock-numb fingers.
    “Real fucking freezing. Let me in, pencil dick.”

    Or: The Pretty Woman AU literally nobody asked for.

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    17 May 2021

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    Steve's on an off-world team with three people who are infinitely smarter than him--a marine tech, a whosawhatsit engineer, and a xenobiologist with a bad attitude and a lamentable inability to keep it in his pants.

    He doesn’t know if whatever he’s doing here means anything, or is worth the high likelihood of getting all his good years sucked out of him by space vampires, but, honestly, there was never going to be any normal for him, anyway.

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    That time Steve accidentally gets knocked up by Billy... IN SPACE!

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    10 Oct 2020

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    19 Sep 2020

  4. Rec 19

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    The Dirty Dancing AU I promised I'd write a month ago!
    AKA: That was the summer of '63. The year everyone called me Bambi and it didn't occur to me to mind. I think it started as a joke, but it just kind of stuck. That was before President Kennedy was shot. Before the Beatles came. When I couldn’t wait to graduate highschool and marry my girlfriend Nancy. And I thought I’d never find anyone I could love as much as her.
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    “You trying to kill me? You gotta concentrate! Christ, Is that your idea of fun?”
    “As a matter of fact it is! We do the show in two days, you won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns. I'm doing all this to save your ass, but I'd rather drop you on it!”

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    05 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Billy has not seen Steve in years, and he immidietly wants.

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    “Come on pretty boy have a seat.” Billy tugs Steve’s wrist in his direction as he slides further into the booth leaving room for Steve.

     

    “What do you want? I really need this job, please don’t get me fired.” Steve blurts out as he slides into the booth, looking skittish like he is afraid Billy is going to hurt him, understandable Billy did hurt him once, he can see the little scar in his hairline. Billy has no intention of hurting him again though.

     

    “Just want to catch up pretty boy.” Billy lets go of his wrist, decides he might be sending the wrong message, holding him in place as he was. He is not trying to force Steve into anything. He might want Steve but not like that. 

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    30 Aug 2020