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  1. Rec 72

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    After tonight, Jingnu hopes she will have no further need for any rinky-dink Amazon vibrators. If all goes according to plan, she is going to get the best plasdick of her life within the next twenty-four hour period.

    And by God, does she hope it all goes according to the fucking plan. 

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    01 Jan 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Gideon asked questions. Harrow surprised her with answers. They reached an agreement; they decided to be smart, to be patient. Gideon made a promise, Harrow gave her one in return. Wait and see.

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    the year is 1994, and Gideon and Harrow leave their small town for life in the city.

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    team 69 roommates au only this time it's the 90s

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    11 Nov 2025

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    this life-changing work.....

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    It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.

    "Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”

    A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.

    “Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”

    Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
    “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”

    - or -

    Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

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    09 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 23

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    It’s a wet, hot, Canadian summer, and our heroes are about to face their biggest challenge yet – wrangling a summer camp full of children. Harrow and Gideon eagerly approach life post-high school, Camilla and Palamedes savour their last summer working together at Camp New Rho, and Corona, oh, well she’s doing really great. She’s already got a good base tan going, and her new butterfly tattoo has healed nicely, eh?

    Except Harrow isn’t actually sure she’ll be able to afford university, and Gideon has no idea what she’s going to do next year. Camilla and Palamedes have their futures locked into place, and their first year of grad school well under their belt, but have begun to wonder where that leaves them as… friends? Roommates? Oh, and Judith keeps saying no to rubbing sunscreen on Corona’s back and it’s causing a lot of tension, so she should probably just do it, right??

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Harrow wants Gideon to pass organic chemistry but Gideon refuses to study. Gideon wants to make out with every gay girl on their floor but Harrow is clearly not interested in her. Can they come to an agreement that works for both of them?

    Or: Harrow and Gideon make a deal that if Gideon comes to study group Harrow will make out with her. Nothing goes wrong and no emotions get involved.

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    28 Sep 2025