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    Tommy shakes his head, looking at anywhere else in the room other than Phil. His head flicks around as though he’s already planning an escape as he speaks.

    “I can’t tell you who it is but I need you to tutor me, so I can tutor them.” Tommy meets Phil’s eyes for a second before they nervously dart away and stay firmly connected to the whiteboard behind Phil.

    Tommy swallows hard. “Please, Mr Watson?”

    It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that there is no friend.

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    An unconventional foster fic where Phil is an immortal history teacher and he accidentally becomes the dad to three trouble makers with varying degrees of trauma

    hurt/comfort ensues.

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    21 Nov 2022

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    “Something has been stolen from us,” Thanatos said, his wings puffing up as he spoke. “Something that is very important to us. And we are fairly certain that the person who stole this thing of ours is in this very crowd.”

    Dream tensed beside Tommy as the crowd broke out into murmurs. Eyes were darting towards the different heroes in the crowd, the benefactors no doubt assuming that the culprit had to be a hero.

    “Like we said, we haven’t crashed your party to cause trouble. But we want this thing returned to us, and we won’t hesitate to take extreme measures to get what we want.”

    or, Tommy was a lot of things: a newly debuted hero sidekick, an amnesiac, and a former kidnapping victim of the Syndicate.

    Tommy didn't actually remember that last one though. That was just what Dream told him.

    Only weeks after his hero debut, the Syndicate announces they are searching for something, and Tommy knows it has to be him. The scariest part? If they find him, Tommy will have no clue what to expect, because the Syndicate might know him, but he has no memories of them.

    So he can't let them find him. No matter what.

    Of course they end up finding him anyway.

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    17 Nov 2022

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    “So. One day, I was just going about my business, when I had an epiphany. An idea, if your vocabulary isn’t as sumptuous as mine. The world loves reality shows. The Real Housewives of Wherever The Fuck A Mansion Can Be Made. But society simultaneously adores game shows. Competitions, if you will. From this idea, I gave birth to an amazing show. One that will forever change pop culture. Picture this: The Real Housewives of The Dream SMP is a new reality show, coming soon! Available on every streaming service that money can buy a subscription to, because we just Want Some Fucking Money!” He laughed. “The premise of the show is simple. A huge mansion filled to the brim with people who have an ungodly amount of money yet no actual occupation. A housewife, in all senses of the word besides the gender norm. I’m going to do everything in my fucking power to squeeze as much drama as possible out of this show like I am God and the world is my orange juice.” He grinned in a manner that can only be described as evilly. “Let the games begin.” Dramatic music started to play.

    OR: boonsbeans’ reality show crack fic

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    13 Nov 2022

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    Tommy glanced at it, eyes wandering over the colorful print. It was a small piece of paper with a picture of what appeared to be an amusement park. The gates were lit up and decorated with balloons. Confetti covered the ground and giant roller coasters sat in the background.

    There were three people at the front, smiles wide and arms outstretched in a welcoming manner. The one in the center was a blond man, shorter than the other two. He wore a top hat and a green suit embroidered with gold. Tassels on his shoulders and a welcoming smile on his face. He held a cane with a crow’s beak as the handle. The ring leader, Tommy assumed.

    To his left was a pink-haired man. He wore makeup and oversized pants with suspenders. Despite being dressed as a clown, he was smiling the least.

    To the ring leader’s right was the tallest of the three. A brown-haired man in a blue, sparkly, form-fitting suit. The man wore a blinding smile. The trapeze artist.

    A big sign sat over the gate.

    “WONDERLAND”

    or, Tommy gets adopted by cryptids and cryptids get a free meal out of his parents. Tommy's cool with that tho.

    If any CCs state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic, I will take it down!

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    29 Oct 2022

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    The first thing that happens when Tommy Innes crashes during his 159th lap around Auto Club Speedway, is his wheel loses traction with the ground, and he goes careening to the right...
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    Tommy Innes has dreamed of being a race car driver since he was four years old. Now, at eighteen, he's the youngest rookie on the NASCAR tracks, and about to participate in his very first Cup Series. When a bad wreck leaves him with a butchered sense of hearing, though, he and his new team must navigate the challenges that come along with it. Including, but not limited to: new tech; Tommy's own self-doubt; and one utterly irritating, legendary racer, Wilbur Soot.

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    24 Oct 2022