13 Bookmarks by morrigansimps
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A chance encounter leads to a passionate affair by an unlikely pair, Petunia Dursley and Lucius Malfoy. Do opposites really attract?
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08 Jun 2025
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Old Money, New Blood (Or, Petunia Malfoy and the New World Order) by someryn for namara_ashina
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2024
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After an unexpected conversation with her son, a widowed Petunia Dursley meets a newly divorced Lucius Malfoy, who sees an opportunity to benefit both of them. And thus begins the strangest adventure of Petunia's life. Featuring an earnest Dudley Dursley, a horrified Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, an amused Ginny Weasley, an utterly absent Narcissa Malfoy, and Petunia and Lucius' softening hearts.
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- 9,033
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- 2/2
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08 Jun 2025
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Petunia Evans thought she had her life perfectly under control—until her sister dragged James Potter and his mutt into their home. The mutt turned out to be Sirius Black, a man who seemed to exist solely to drive her up the wall. Between his relentless nicknames, his infuriating charm, and his knack for showing up at the worst possible times, Petunia was certain of one thing: she hated him.
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- Part 1 of Matches, Misfires, and Magic
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08 Jun 2025
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Theo needs to find a muggle gift for Draco's housewarming party. He finds a little something else.
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04 Aug 2024
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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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- English
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- 35,355
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- 9/9
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04 Aug 2024
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Holly Potter and the Philosophical Implications of Self-Inserts by ThePie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2023
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Finding yourself inserted into a fan fiction is not ideal, but at least she gets to learn magic. She just has to keep her head down and avoid the main plot. Can you have main character syndrome if you are actually the main character?
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28 Oct 2023
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Voldemort has traveled a long way to kill Dumbledore.
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- 10/10
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24 Oct 2023
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"...come over to the right side, Draco ... you are not a killer ..."
Up in the Astronomy Tower, that fateful night, Draco Malfoy falters and inadvertently takes Dumbledore’s offer for sanctuary.
Meanwhile, the Dursley’s prepare to leave behind their comfortable life on Privet Drive to relocate to a better protected household.
What results is a story of this unlikely pair, trying to navigate their hormones, the war, and their colliding worlds.
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19 Oct 2023
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“Are you implying that I am responsible for Voldemort’s actions?” Dumbledore’s voice had finally turned cold.
“No, I’m saying you’re responsible for neglecting a young boy! You treated him with nothing but suspicion and coldness, and when he grew up suspicious and cold you took that as confirmation that you were always right about him.”
“I assume you have a reason for laying these heavy charges at my feet,” said Dumbledore quietly.
She sighed. “I just think… maybe you should take your own advice and try to solve this problem with love, not destruction. You don’t have to destroy a Horcrux. You can heal it.”
“You speak of remorse,” Dumbledore didn’t sound impressed. “If I may, I see very little chance of convincing Voldemort to feel empathy for the things he has done –”
“Not Voldemort,” she interrupted. “Tom.”
“You are suggesting that we use Voldemort’s first Horcrux to reanimate sixteen-year-old Tom Riddle.” Dumbledore's tone left much to be desired.- Language:
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14 Oct 2023
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Petunia and the Little Monster by LaBraum
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
26 Aug 2025
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Petunia was always the lesser sister - not as pretty, not as kind and especially not as magical as Lily. Jealousy and bitterness rule her life, until one fateful encounter changes her destiny ...
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Petunia has always lived in the shadow of her younger sister. Lily is beautiful, brilliant, and brimming with magical power — everything Petunia is not. Overshadowed and overlooked, Petunia's life changes when she encounters a mysterious being only she can see.
Drawn into a hidden realm of magic and fantastical creatures, Petunia stumbles into a world where everyone seems to know their place — and hers is clearly not among them.
Friends, enemies, strife and love await her on this new path, but not everything is as simple as it seems. As tensions rise and danger creeps closer, Petunia must navigate a world that prizes power above all else. Because even without a single spark of magic, she might be the only one who can make a difference.❀
Or as a lovely reader put it: Petunia Evan’s Horse Girl Story
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- Part 1 of Petunia and the Little Monster
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- 41/?
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01 Oct 2023
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If there is anyone that Minerva McGonagall truly hates, it’s Tom Riddle. And that is before he somehow manages to get the job position that should have been hers. With both of their continuous presence at Hogwarts, however, they've gonna have to learn to live with each other - especially since Tom Riddle definitely isn't the scariest thing on the horizon right now and Albus Dumbledore still doesn't want to attack Grindelwald.
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28 Sep 2023
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(I am the one who says 'fuck you') - Benjamin Garcia, 'Ode to the Corpse Flower'.
Petunia drips magic the way she drips anger. Sparingly. Subtly. Nothing overt or obnoxious. Nothing that attracts the stares of other children or the suspicion of adults. Just things that help her. Her dolls line back up after the football Lily was kicking about ruins their perfect symmetry. Her bed makes itself while she brushes her teeth meticulously. Tea that is slightly too hot or too cold settles to the perfect temperature. Magic maintains the realm of order she has built around herself.
(A witch!Petunia and muggle!Lily AU, covering the Marauders' years at Hogwarts and the First Wizarding War).
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- 31/31
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20 Sep 2023
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Lavender takes one step forward and – just like the snap of a finger, the blink of an eye, the drop of a pebble – Hogwarts is left behind. There's no jump, no flashes of light, no whirlwinds of disconnected images. Just one little step; behind stood her war and in front stands 1947. "Huh," she says to herself, "didn't see this in the tea leaves."
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- 6/6
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20 Sep 2023