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Shutterbug by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jan 2021
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"Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God."
It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate.
"Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?"
Oh yeah, there's the panic attack.
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Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even.
Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).Series
- Part 2 of TFLN Shorties
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- English
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- 14,579
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- 3/3
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27 May 2025
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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- English
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- 31,674
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- 6/6
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13 Jan 2025
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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- English
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- 24,586
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- 4/4
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10 Nov 2024
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truth or dare by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for Haunted_House
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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“Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.
“Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.
Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.
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- English
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- 5,877
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- 1/1
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03 Nov 2024
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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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03 Oct 2024
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Heatwave by TimidTurnip
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2021
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Peter can handle anything life decides to throw his way. He didn't freak out at all when Wade professed his love, the heat wave isn't turning him into a puddle of goo and he's totally got a firm grasp on his finances.
And Wade… he just wants to know why Peter won’t date him, even if he has to push a few boundaries to find out.- Language:
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03 Sep 2024
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And Words Are Futile Devices by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
11 Feb 2019
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Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.
So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.
This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.
Translated into: русский
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- English
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- 30,110
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- 9/9
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14 Aug 2024
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oh no (i think i'm in love) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Feb 2022
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Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.
(A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)
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- Part 2 of trans!peter fics
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- English
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- 38,260
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- 11/11
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13 Aug 2024
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Not Quite Shining by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Aug 2023
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In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.
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It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.
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- Part 1 of some kind of chivalry kink
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- English
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- 66,602
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- 9/9
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16 Jul 2024
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If he’s being honest, it’s Tara’s fault. He’d asked her why she consented to Gale collaring her, if she’s perfectly capable of communicating on her own, and she’d said it was common courtesy. Besides, she’d added, it was a comfortable little accessory. “You don’t think it’s pretty on me?” she’d said, turning up her nose at him. “Mr. Dekarios says turquoise is my color.”
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28 May 2024
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The Law of Parsimony by ÉcrivainFantôme (EcrivainFantome)
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Ghost Files - Watcher Entertainment (Web Series)
23 Apr 2024
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The Law of Parsimony - Also called ‘Occam's razor’, is a mental model which states that “it is futile to do with more what can be done with fewer”—
In other words, the simplest explanation is most likely the right one; no matter how unlikely.
Shane tries really hard to hear the voices when he’s doing the Estes method for Ryan.It’s just, you know. This time, he hears the voices after the Estes method has stopped, too.
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24 Apr 2024
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“A more suspicious man might think you’re dating me for my Uber rating.”
In which Astarion is a smug, asshole lawyer, and Gale is the rich jerk who falls for him.
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24 Apr 2024
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The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2026
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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- Part 1 of Will & Testament
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- English
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- 234,468
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- 61/61
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07 Apr 2024
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There's Nobody Home (I'm Already There) by pepgold, StellarWing
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Nov 2025
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Neither Archmage Gale Dekarios nor Vampire Lord Astarion Ancunín is thrilled with the other living in their city but an unsteady truce ensures both of their continued survival. When an unknown assailant at dawn forces Astarion to take shelter in Gale's tower the two of them are compelled to reconsider the terms of their agreement.
Contains art!
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08 Mar 2024
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“I don’t really think there’s a true name for what I am,” Gale admits, looking sheepish, “But I have named it, myself. If that’s interesting to you.”
“Of course I’m interested, Gale, I’m here.” He’s asking.
“I… call it Portentus Castificare. An omen of punishment,” Gale says, eyes on his hands where they rest in his lap.
“Is it that bad?” Astarion cajoles, hoping to earn another smile somehow or other.
“It’s certainly… monstrous. And the hunger, when its yawning void opens within me, is… almost insatiable. And quite painful. This… this body, what you’ve come to recognize as me… it’s a facsimile of the man I was before, as best as I could recreate it. But I died that day, I think. It absorbed me just as I absorbed it,” Gale does smile, but it’s a sad one.
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- Part 1 of portentus domesticus
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05 Mar 2024
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/tolerance to a poison acquired by taking gradually increased doses of it/
The wizard's blood is toxic. Remarkable how repetition turns horrors mundane.
Or, to expound: The wizard of Waterdeep reeks of poison and weed, and Astarion can’t help himself on either count. Luckily, Gale considers any and all forms of experimentation, no matter how virulent, to be fruitful. Things escalate in every possible direction over a series of well-wasted camp nights.
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- Part 1 of Deprecation
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02 Mar 2024
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This one is different because it’s ours by houseofthestars
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Jan 2024
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Gale shifts in a way that looks like an attempt at a shrug, but then makes another alarmed noise when the vines shift around him in response.
“Fuck,” says Astarion, and then “Fuck,” and then, “Well. Let’s just try, and then. Ah. If it doesn’t work… we’ll try something else.”
He pulls out his dagger, and Gale makes another little abortive noise. Oh, he supposes it is rather large, isn’t it. All the better to stab people. Less useful for precision Gale extraction.
“Look, it’s this or an even bigger knife,” Astarion says, with only the faintest sliver of contrition. He sighs. “You know I know my way around a blade, Gale. You’re just going to have to trust me.”
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08 Feb 2024
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“We have to,” Astarion says, voice breathy and frustrated. His eyes rake over Wyll with a fiery intensity. His hands rove with a crazed desperation over his body. “We aren't blushing virgins. Gods, why are you so—”
His fingers tweak at Wyll's nipples, and he jolts with an embarrassing moan. He'd never known he was so sensitive there.
“Wait.” Astarion peers at him, eyes widening with the realization. “You are. You are a blushing virgin. Oh, hells.”
He somehow manages to flush even deeper with embarrassment.
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Wyll and Astarion get separated from the party in the Underdark, and are trapped with strange mushrooms.
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02 Feb 2024
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“Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”
“My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.
Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”
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Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.
Another take on how things unfold post-bite.
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- Part 1 of Mercurial World
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21 Jan 2024
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“Clothing,” Halsin said into a lull in conversation around the campfire one evening, with the conviction of the righteous swelling his broad chest, “is the shackle that separates society from the harmony of nature.”
In Halsin's opinion, neither Tav nor Shadowheart have ever experienced the woods as they should. He is more than happy to initiate them.
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19 Jan 2024