18 Bookmarks by nonbinary_pirate
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In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.
Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.
A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.
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- English
- Words:
- 40,657
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 112
- Kudos:
- 208
- Bookmarks:
- 42
- Hits:
- 3,804
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11 Feb 2026
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Down on his luck and scrambling to pay rent, Crowley is willing to take any job he can get to avoid losing his flat. So when Aziraphale, the handsome artist who lives across the hall, offers him a very generous rate to pose (nude!) for his latest sculpture, how can Crowley refuse?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,796
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 62
- Kudos:
- 279
- Bookmarks:
- 42
- Hits:
- 2,126
Bookmarked by nonbinary_pirate
10 Feb 2026
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“I’m so, so sorry, Akutagawa. I swear I didn’t think it’ll happen again.”
The man kept quiet.
Atsushi sighed, almost dropping his head back into the crook of Akutagawa’s neck, the place he felt so comfortable and safe at he even fucking purred.
[Tiger that likes to cuddle; fear of showers; a hangry vampire – three stories (and a bonus one) that bring the new double black together.]
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22 Jan 2026
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Cooking Mama (Luigi)! by Little_RedHots_Riding_Hood
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
03 Aug 2023
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Luigi was having a perfectly peaceful stroll through the Toad Market - the sun was shining, he'd just found a lovely handmade blanket, and was on his way to the bakery before heading back to his and Mario's home.
Only... what was that sniffling noise from that dark, scary alleyway?
Of all the creatures he was expecting to find, the littlest prince of the Koopa Kingdom certainly wasn't it.
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- Part 1 of Cooking Mama Luigi
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,915
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 3,106
- Kudos:
- 7,455
- Bookmarks:
- 1,294
- Hits:
- 161,080
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04 Jan 2026
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Maybe I'm Crazy to Suppose by justaShyFly
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
29 Dec 2025
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Another year is almost gone in the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser isn't even sure why he'd bothered accepting the invite to this party. Oh right, his kids had begged him to. He didn't expecting to come out of the whole thing feeling like the biggest winner of all time, but thanks to a set of unusual circumstances and a dash of his own curiosity leading him to nose around a certain green plumber's waste paper basket...he finds out there's a very special someone who's maybe just a little to shy to outright ask him on a date...
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31 Dec 2025
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Of Knights and Princesses by SolsticeLostHerMind
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Nov 2024
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Jinko requires no protecting. Gin has not needed him in years. Stoker’s princess is safe. Regardless of the way Stoker’s final edict continues to thrum within his bones, his duty has been well and truly discharged.
Behind him, the weretiger scrambles onto the roof with a huff that morphs into a groan, joints cracking back into human shape.
Tension melts from Ryuunosuke’s shoulders despite the renewed question: why? Why would the weretiger set out to find him? Why did he wish to be found?
Or: Akutagawa struggles in the aftermath of Bram Stoker’s possession. Atsushi refuses to let him run.
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(Ishtar12 —> SolsticeLostHerMind)- Language:
- English
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- 13,095
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 41
- Kudos:
- 232
- Bookmarks:
- 62
- Hits:
- 2,139
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30 Dec 2025
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“I am… I suppose surprised… that you’d want to draw attention to, well…”
She glances around but it’s slow, lull between the morning rush and the lunch hour. “Roy and Jamie?” Trent hums and absolutely does not lean in, drawn by the sheer magnetic power of the gossip at last, no sir. “They can control themselves for a couple hours,” she promises with a staggering confidence, considering how relentless they are online.
“I have to say, I was… not expecting that relationship to,” he searches for the diplomatic word, because he knows Keeley is still friends with them both and implode sounds rather harsh, “develop in quite the fashion it did, and so quickly.”
But she just settles in, finishes her latte, unfussed. “Looking back I guess I’m not all that surprised.”
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22 Dec 2025
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"How the bloody- Max got those from sex?” She threw her hands up. “I don’t wanna judge, god knows I’d be a hypocrite, but who on the ship could do that? There were burns on the lad!”
“Think about it. Slashes in groups of three, all on his back, steam burns where a person’s face may be…” Marya urged.
“No fucking way.” Van’s eyes widened.
“Yes fucking way.”
Or, the discovery of the true extent of Maxwell's whimsical natureSeries
- Part 1 of Gossip on High
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29 Oct 2025
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every little thing you do (i do adore) by snapdragonsuplex
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
11 Aug 2025
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Spock, on sabbatical from his position at the Vulcan Science Academy, has recently moved to San Francisco with his daughter in the hopes that a change in scenery will do them both good.
Jim, an instructor at Starfleet Academy, is trying to balance work, parenting his son, and his impending divorce.
Neither of them are looking for love, but love has a funny way of finding you anyway.
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- Part 1 of every little thing
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 208,278
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Comments:
- 1,990
- Kudos:
- 942
- Bookmarks:
- 153
- Hits:
- 28,342
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16 Sep 2025
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“I’ve just left him,” Trent said the moment he slid into the booth next to Coach Beard. He had intended to play it cool, but it all came out in a rush. “He doesn’t want to go back. He admitted that his mum guilted him into leaving Richmond, and he doesn’t want to go.”
Beard’s expression didn’t change. “Is he still going?”
Trent sat straight against the back of the booth. “Yes.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,473
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 43
- Kudos:
- 295
- Bookmarks:
- 71
- Hits:
- 1,911
Bookmarked by nonbinary_pirate
13 Sep 2025
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Something Bruce can't fight and changes of air. by adriensitos
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
06 Sep 2025
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Bruce can't refuse anything Clark asks of him: that smile, those bright eyes, and those charming dimples are too powerful weapons.
So he ends up agreeing to spend a week in Smallville to meet Clark's parents, for a week… and it will probably turn out to be the calmest –and surprisingly warm but peculiar– week of his life.
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- Part 2 of Goofy heroes, family, and love <3
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07 Sep 2025
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At 21, Jamie writes his first book, a romance novel about an up and coming footballer who embodies everything Jamie isn’t: kind, caring, soft. Published under a pseudonym, it unexpectedly takes off, followed by a sequel in the same vein.
But his third book is different. This time, Jamie pours onto the page what he can’t say aloud: his father’s abuse, his sexuality, the suffocating weight of expectation. Only when he begins to find his place back at Richmond does he start to feel hope again, both for his book and his future.
Meanwhile, Roy, thanks to his yoga mums, becomes hooked on a series of novels by an anonymous author. He never expects one of them to put words to feelings he’s buried for years.
Or: An AU where Jamie Tartt is a successful author alongside his football career.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,783
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 66
- Kudos:
- 459
- Bookmarks:
- 77
- Hits:
- 3,627
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05 Sep 2025
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5 Times Roy Indulges Jamie + 1 Time Doing So Means Finally Indulging Himself by rea_of_sunshine
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Apr 2025
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It takes the zoo for Roy to figure out that Jamie is testing him, is actively pushing to see how much Roy will let him get away with, how far Roy will indulge him. He’s not sure if Jamie’s testing for any reason in particular, or if he’s just acting like a child looking for the limits.
Right now, Jamie wants to go to the zoo.
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03 Sep 2025
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Loki wouldn't usually describe mortals as predatory, but the word fits Stark surprisingly well.
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- Part 1 of Prey
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25 Jul 2025
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No Dawn, No Day by xiaq
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
24 Jun 2025
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“I will not apologize for speaking the truth,” the child says. “However, I regret if that truth has offended you.”
“Jesus Christ, kid,” Jim mutters.
“I am not offended,” Spock responds, as blandly as he is able. “I was remiss in casting such hasty judgment upon your guardian.”
”Father,” she corrects.
”Your father,” he agrees.
*****
An academy AU + Tarsus aftermath fic in which James T. Kirk ends up accidentally parentally bonded to an orphaned Vulcan child. When the father/daughter duo enroll in Star Fleet, hijinks ensue (mostly at the expense of Spock’s previously immaculate but quickly deteriorating self-control).
Winner of the 2025 Philon Award for a novel-length fic (!!!)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,376
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Comments:
- 4,562
- Kudos:
- 6,381
- Bookmarks:
- 2,239
- Hits:
- 131,315
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25 Jun 2025
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Build Me Up Buttercup by Spiderlass
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Apr 2018
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Jim had always sort of known that karma would catch up with him one day. After all the shit he’d pulled, he’d have been more surprised if someone up there didn’t eventually go “welp, that’s long enough” and end his streak of good luck.
He’d expected to make it a little longer than twenty, though.
He also hadn’t expected karma to catch up with him in the form of a three-week-old baby girl with pointy ears.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 176,940
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 256
- Kudos:
- 1,864
- Bookmarks:
- 695
- Hits:
- 57,349
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08 Jun 2025
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Coffee Shop Crush(es) by the_zesty_lemon
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
27 Nov 2024
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Iruma has a massive crush he has on not one, but two of his regulars.
He’s been desperately trying to ignore said crushes.
It hasn’t worked.
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Or, a short and sweet love trio coffee shop AU oneshot.Bookmarked by nonbinary_pirate
04 Jun 2025
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,984
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 3,158
- Kudos:
- 15,428
- Bookmarks:
- 5,789
- Hits:
- 331,734
Bookmarked by nonbinary_pirate
27 Dec 2021
