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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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28 Dec 2025
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The Moon Prince's Consort by umbrafix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
08 Aug 2025
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“I don’t see why I have to go,” grumbles Maomao as Xiaolan dresses her.
“Of course you have to go! You are the consort of the Moon Prince, my lady!”
Maomao has still not met the emperor’s younger brother. She almost doubts his existence. There is a slight curiosity in her mind as to whether or not he will attend this garden party. Though, honestly, she much prefers him as a spectral figure than a flesh and blood one.
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25 Sep 2025
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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15 Aug 2025
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The Peanut Butter Jar AU by ScarlettStorm
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2022
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23 May 2025
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he married meat by aaeph
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2025
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Jaded chef Luo Binghe and his new favourite customer, tired salaryman Shen Yuan.
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06 May 2025
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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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29 Apr 2025
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Starstruck by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2021
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His phone buzzes again and Shen Yuan scoops it up irritably. It’s another message from DemonHeart.
DemonHeart: you seem to be a Luo Binghe fan
DemonHeart: we can get you access to him
Shen Yuan scowls.
PeerlessCucumber: do I look like I was born yesterday?
The response is instantaneous. A picture pops up on screen. Shen Yuan vaguely recognizes the woman that plays the drums, still in full stage makeup. Next to her, arm slung around her waist, is a face Shen Yuan would know anywhere. Luo Binghe, giving a wry smile to the camera.
DemonHeart: he’s a fan, you know
PeerlessCucumber: where exactly would we be meeting- Language:
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27 Feb 2025
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i believe that we can make it (i believe in all of you) by Stratisphyre for notanightlight
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Oct 2023
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“You see the problem?” Jiang Wanyin continued. “Your brother is an idiot. My brother is an idiot. And we think that it’s to the benefit of the world at large for them to get married and subject us all to their joint idiocy?”
“Perhaps not,” Lan Xichen said slowly. Jiang Wanyin looked disappointed, apparently hopeful that Lan Xichen would disagree, but the expression eased when he continued, “But it is to the benefit of the two of them.”
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onetwothreefourfivesix amateur wedding planners (and Jin Zixuan) have good intentions and try to save the day.- Language:
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13 Feb 2025
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Marriage By Proxy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2022
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Peak lord Shen Qingqiu has been officially betrothed to the demonic prince Su Binghe via an intermediary. Prince Binghe's chamberlain is attentive, comely, and absolutely not the man Shen Qingqiu should be falling in love with.
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29 Jan 2025
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first love, late spring by cityboys for okkotsu
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Mar 2021
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All it takes to ruin the careful equilibrium of a non-relationship is a handmade cup, a pixelated screenshot, and Megumi's family.
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- 7/7
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11 Jan 2025
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Back to Bite One by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jun 2022
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“’Yes.’” Lan Sizhui’s fingers stilled for a moment, perhaps surprised for having gotten an answer after all. He then asked, “Why?”
As the spirit replied in music, the Lans in the room started frowning slightly, clearly confused.
’Two of you have committed wrongdoing’,” the junior said, his concern evident. “What wrongdoing?”
The notes turned even sharper, though the response was short. Immediately, Wei Wuxian could tell there was something off about it. Lan Zhan stiffened, and the kids’ eyes widened, their faces reddening. Lan Sizhui, who was blushing furiously, played the same notes again, as if making sure he’d heard right.
or, lwj, wwx and a couple of lan disciples get stuck in a haunted manor
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- 21,357
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- 2/2
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29 Nov 2024
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the AU where nishimura finds a yokai circle, draws it on his hand, and can suddenly see things he's never seen before
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30 Oct 2024
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The Smithsonian Guard by galerian_ash
Fandoms: Captain America - The Winter Soldier, Captain America (Movies)
09 May 2014
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Bucky makes a friend.
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- English
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30 Oct 2024
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the exploration of a courageous heart (all this unexpected glory) by Stratisphyre for Koontyme
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2023
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The topic of Jiang Yanli’s marriage prospects came up while Jiang Yanli sat with her parents one morning, working on an embroidery project.
“Acting Sect Leader Lan suggests that you might be a good match for Lan Huan, now called Xichen,” her mother said to Jiang Yanli. She looked consideringly at Jiang Yanli, who glanced up from her embroidery. A small smile touched her mother’s mouth. “It would be a good match. We will travel to Gusu and discuss this proposition. Make the arrangements.”
Jiang Yanli’s engagement to Jin Zixuan never comes to fruition.
Somehow, someway, she finds her way to true happiness regardless.
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- English
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- 54,740
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- 10/10
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- 1
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- 403
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15 Sep 2024
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what builds a home by Stratisphyre for cl410
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Apr 2021
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Two children, Meng Shi decides, cannot possibly be that much more work than one.
On the run from the Jin, Meng Shi encounters another young boy in need of love, a family and a home.
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- English
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- 45,953
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 5
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- 658
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30 Aug 2024
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Who’s Prepared to Pay the Price for a Trip to Paradise? by JaimeBlue
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2023
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Meng Sang is a courtesan at the Dusky Tortoise in Yunping, where he works alongside his mother and several other courtesans. One night he meets the heir of Yunmeng Jiang, and his life is forever changed when Jiang Cheng finds his way into his heart. But a cultivators' war is on the horizon, as are years of heartache and misfortune. When he and Jiang Cheng find their way to each other again, they will both be changed, with new priorities and duties they cannot shirk. They are no longer who they used to be, but with several missteps and a little bit of work, they will find a new way to fit together.
*** Chapter 1 featuring artwork by Takonomz
*** Chapter 2 featuring artwork by Vikk- Language:
- English
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16 Aug 2024
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When the order comes, Shen Qiao is angry, furious that his brothers kept the negotiations from him. But what can he do? Denying the emperor is asking for death. Shen Qiao has no choice but to enter the Imperial Harem.
Then, just as Shen Qiao is settling into his new life as a forgotten, low-ranking concubine, the emperor flips his nameplate. Surely, a night with a madman can’t be so bad.
Unfortunately, the emperor seems to have other plans.
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- 129,319
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- 26/26
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09 Aug 2024
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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- 76,785
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- 13/13
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28 Jun 2024
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up on melancholy hill by artsy_alice
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2021
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At any other time, Nie Mingjue would have teased his brother relentlessly and given Jiang Wanyin the worst terrifying talking-to of his life. But they’re in hiding and on the run, being hunted by both their own people and the rest of the world - and this is such a painfully normal teenage thing to experience in the midst of all the bullshit they’re dealing with.
Nie Mingjue figures that he can let his brother have this much, at least.
(Snapshots of some quiet moments during a war)
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19 Jun 2024
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A Match Made In Hellfire by blackflowertea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Apr 2025
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A compilation of my SV twitter threadfics, random story ideas, and ramblings, all starring Shen Jiu with a heavy bingjiu focus, but sometimes with other pairings and gen as well. Chapters will have warnings when necessary. All stories and ideas are free for adoption!
Selected chapters below:
2. Intimacy (bingjiu try to get down, but Shen Jiu has to confront his past demons first)
3+36. the Great Liujiu Divorce Thread + extras
4. Mamma Mia! ... or how Shen Jiu becomes a single parent
5. At the Edge of the Abyss, or Binghe Gets a Do-over (bingjiu, second life)
15. Second Chances (SJ is SY's father, reincarnation + modern AU, death + extra)
16. Keep You For A Lifetime/the Bingjiu Divorce Thread (bingjiu, modern AU)
26. Once Upon A Dream (bingjiu, Maleficent AU)
33. The Point of No Return (bingjiu, in which SJ never left the Qiu Manor)
35. No Match For The Wiliest Hunter (liujiu/bingjiu, yandere LQG, happy ending)
39. At First Sight (bingjiu, mortal SJ)
44. I Don't Care How Long It Takes (bingjiu, SJ reincarnation, happy ending)- Language:
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16 Jun 2024